Tuesday. The cats have stolen all the pineapple

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  • No snowboarding for me today*, my excuse for being late is that I've been to see a wedding planning company.




    *or any other day, its for gheys...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Afternoon shall involved some paid mechanicary, (f.uck about with my car at work.) need to find the source of the slow puncture and stick something in it. I may be walking home later.

    https://www.halfords.com/tools/garage-equipment/breakdown-essentials/holts-tyreweld-500ml-122260.html

    It will more than get you home.
    Thanks, I’ve got these with me at all times as there’s no spare wheel


    But there's no tyre weld in that kit.
    Aerosol. 1 tin.

    How are you supposed to get a tyre off/on a rim and balance the wheel at the side of the road to fix a ouncture?

    Perhaps... drive a tyre breakdown truck?
    Eh? You don’t need to take the tyre off the rim. Find the puncture, core enough room to insert the rubber plug thingy, cut off the excess, jobs a good’n
    Ah, the bodgit option.
    Slow punctures can be difficult to find.
    Livestock water troughs are tricky to find in the city.
    I suppose you have a few duck ponds in that there Londinium.
    Found the the offending item, a nail as it happens and plugged 👍 Set light to the plug for good measure.



    We shall see…
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501

    No snowboarding for me today*, my excuse for being late is that I've been to see a wedding planning company.




    *or any other day, its for gheys...

    Errr, daughter?

    Is it a shotgun wedding?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Right SA tax boys:

    How do I find my last SA submission on the online facility?

    I got a strange email saying it was due. It wasn't phishing as it didn't ask me to click on a link but i'm pretty sure I have submitted one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Weird coincidence. I just logged in to the SA site this pm - dismal wet day here so v in the mode to look at tax stuff - log in process changed and / or reset since last time. Had to fiddle about but eventually got in via the text code to phone route. This to start on 20/21 fiddle-the-numbers. But when logged in can look at previous year's submission.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Still alive but had to fight my way out from the marking. Tetley wouldn’t go anywhere near a rugby ball, though. He’s more of a poncey footballer. Done my weekly tutoring today instead of yesterday on account of being a bit crook yesterday. Bonus of the rubbish weather was that school rugby training was cancelled so that was nice.

    I really fancy a mince pie now but not shop bought. I want one of those home made ones where you get the sticky overflow leaking out around the lid. They’re my favourite ones.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    pinno said:

    ...
    SG ran over some Oligarch pineapple wholesaler in Richmond park. Oops.
    ...

    you chaps pay no attention, told you we were off to annabel's

    mrs s in her bling, me resplendent in my outrageous gucci jacket, drank all the bubbly, danced with the babes, snaffled a helium balloon on the way out, unclear how we staggered back to the hotel

    today was bubbly brekkie at 45 jermyn st, bubbly lunch somewhere, it gets hazy, much more bubbly and nibbles at lucky cat
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    A 'private members' club'. Is SG a #toryscum? We need to know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    orraloon said:

    A 'private members' club'. Is SG a #toryscum? We need to know.

    British Legion.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Debts paid and 30 mins on the spin bike - should have gone to the pub
  • pinno said:

    masjer said:

    ... 32 drawers to make for the walk-in wardrobe. That's me busy for a while.

    That sounds more like a live-in wardrobe.
    It's entirely plausible that this won't be enough. I have a slight tendency to OCD when it comes to storage and would rather have more (shallower) drawers than a few deep ones.

    I'll know once I start machining up the timber for them whether I've enough material to make more.
    Don't you need racking for high heel shoes/boots? ;)
    Hell no, not our thing at all.. lol.

    Plenty of sensible shoes however. Possibly too many.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    ...
    SG ran over some Oligarch pineapple wholesaler in Richmond park. Oops.
    ...

    you chaps pay no attention, told you we were off to annabel's
    So?
    Life would be boring without some speculation.
    Anyhoo, people go to Crete and post.
    You're going barely 500yds from home.


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno said:

    No snowboarding for me today*, my excuse for being late is that I've been to see a wedding planning company.




    *or any other day, its for gheys...

    Errr, daughter?

    Is it a shotgun wedding?
    Nah, they wanted some work doing so I just thought I'd tell you all
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    orraloon said:

    A 'private members' club'. Is SG a #toryscum? We need to know.

    oi!

    come the glorious day, i'll be on the roof mowing down the scum, power to the peoples' pineapple popular front
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    sungod said:

    orraloon said:

    A 'private members' club'. Is SG a #toryscum? We need to know.

    oi!

    come the glorious day, i'll be on the roof mowing down the scum, power to the peoples' pineapple popular front
    Okay citizen Smith-Farguarson-Chalmoderley-Brunswick, aside form that - are you party to the contents of Private eye though frequenting Annabel's?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    edited December 2021
    pinno said:

    sungod said:

    orraloon said:

    A 'private members' club'. Is SG a #toryscum? We need to know.

    oi!

    come the glorious day, i'll be on the roof mowing down the scum, power to the peoples' pineapple popular front
    Okay citizen Smith-Farguarson-Chalmoderley-Brunswick, aside form that - are you party to the contents of Private eye though frequenting Annabel's?
    nothing like that, go to party, ignore anyone trying to 'network', casual chats, wind up brexiters, a bit like bb, but with a better ceiling...



    ...faces hidden
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    That ceiling would convince me that I had shrooms for supper.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!