friday oh, you can’t help that, said the cat. we’re all mad here

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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited November 2021
    oh ffs.

    direct contact again.

    right, i'm off to shove things up my nose and down my throat ....

    PCR booked for 10 tomorrow morning.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    As an aside, I've just been watching some of Kyle Rittenhouse's testimony.

    I'm no lawyer but he's really, really really really really fuckingguilty, both of all charges and being atwat.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Shorty came back with a head bash after a rugby based incident.
    All is well though, she is still as silly as ever.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Stevo_666 said:


    To be fair, parts of you are relatively new :wink:

    This is true.
    And if I request a cremation, when they grind the bones up, the last laugh will be on me.
    (As long as nobody tells them).

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Wheelspinner said:

    There are days I really don't understand some of you lot.

    You weren't around during the good old bad days. So far, it's been relatively tame.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:

    As an aside, I've just been watching some of Kyle Rittenhouse's testimony.

    I'm no lawyer but he's really, really really really really fuckingguilty, both of all charges and being atwat.

    Was that on CSI:Miami?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    Shorty came back with a head bash after a rugby based incident.
    All is well though, she is still as silly as ever.

    nooo! all ok?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    As an aside, I've just been watching some of Kyle Rittenhouse's testimony.

    I'm no lawyer but he's really, really really really really fuckingguilty, both of all charges and being atwat.

    Was that on CSI:Miami?
    nah fam. From the looks of it, Comedy Central. Horatio Caine would have had Rittenhouse bang to rights in the first 15 minutes. No one fuckswith Horatio Caine.

    Seriously, if he gets off the whole US legal system will be shown to be a bigger joke than we all know it to be.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,813
    oxoman said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    To be fair, parts of you are relatively new :wink:

    This is true.
    And if I request a cremation, when they grind the bones up, the last laugh will be on me.
    (As long as nobody tells them).

    The bad news is they'll pick through the ashes and weigh in the precious metal to fund the Xmas party.
    🤣
    He could end up being turned into a Ti bike frame and getting ridden by some sweaty fat cyclist for years on end :smile:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Stevo_666 said:

    oxoman said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    To be fair, parts of you are relatively new :wink:

    This is true.
    And if I request a cremation, when they grind the bones up, the last laugh will be on me.
    (As long as nobody tells them).

    The bad news is they'll pick through the ashes and weigh in the precious metal to fund the Xmas party.
    🤣
    He could end up being turned into a Ti bike frame and getting ridden by some sweaty fat cyclist for years on end :smile:
    Have you got the bike then?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    tlw1 said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    oxoman said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    To be fair, parts of you are relatively new :wink:

    This is true.
    And if I request a cremation, when they grind the bones up, the last laugh will be on me.
    (As long as nobody tells them).

    The bad news is they'll pick through the ashes and weigh in the precious metal to fund the Xmas party.
    🤣
    He could end up being turned into a Ti bike frame and getting ridden by some sweaty fat cyclist for years on end :smile:
    Have you got the bike then?
    Ooh matron.

    Been erranding for a poorly daughter, not the C-bug just another heavy cold, serves her right for consorting with primary school age superspreaders. Got her some basics, then been cooking multiple dishes past few hours, drop some off for her later.

    A final dish to prep for me for tonight, then it's bottle glass, glass bottle time.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,813
    tlw1 said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    oxoman said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    To be fair, parts of you are relatively new :wink:

    This is true.
    And if I request a cremation, when they grind the bones up, the last laugh will be on me.
    (As long as nobody tells them).

    The bad news is they'll pick through the ashes and weigh in the precious metal to fund the Xmas party.
    🤣
    He could end up being turned into a Ti bike frame and getting ridden by some sweaty fat cyclist for years on end :smile:
    Have you got the bike then?
    One out of two isn't bad :smile: Bit hard to sweat when I can't actually ride for a while longer...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    Shorty came back with a head bash after a rugby based incident.
    All is well though, she is still as silly as ever.

    nooo! all ok?
    She is not bad actually and plotting revenge on the protagonist.
    (Apparently), she is going to hack his Sum dog account and give all his credits away to al of the class.

    The slight flaw in this plan is that bad boy is a bit fick intellectually challenged and probably doesn't have many credits.

    Suggestions welcome.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    burn his house down

    #simples
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    A Sum dog account? Iz dat somefink like wot da kidz iz into innit?

    Where's my pipe 'n' slippers?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    orraloon said:

    A Sum dog account? Iz dat somefink like wot da kidz iz into innit?

    Where's my pipe 'n' slippers?

    Sum dog teaches maths and rewards the pupil with credits.
    Then you can spend the credits on clothing, houses, furniture etc etc. (In digital form). You can also buy and send gifts to your friends.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Charlie_Croker
    Charlie_Croker Posts: 1,727
    seanoconn said:

    Charlie_Croker said:

    Moaning,

    WFW - roads wet but forecast says I'll miss the showers ;)
    Spicy sausages and beer later to look forward to :D

    Ooh, spicy sausages, elaborate please CC
    Well that's what they call them, actually 'hot and spicy' although they don't register on my scovillescale at all.
    They are bought from Morrison’s nothing flash or expensive, but they smell and taste divine. Discovered them by pure chance. Have a few of them and a couple of pints of Old Rosie (dare say you could cook them in cider for extra umff) and the nights got off to a grand start. I lov um

    Well I've had a good night, just back from the club... :D
  • Charlie_Croker
    Charlie_Croker Posts: 1,727
    ^ Kinda reminds me of Brandy Wharf nights

    If your not a cider drinker you won't have a clue...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    tlw1 said:

    Pig based hotel breakfast, then my cycling mate is meeting me for a nice ride into the office.

    Survive work and if I can get away early enough get a ride with another pal, if not straight to some friends for dinner

    How many bloody pals do you have? I’d never be allowed out with so many pals 😞
    They're all paid for by the company.
    Only one was a work pal, the rest I have to pay for
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    tlw1 said:

    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    tlw1 said:

    Pig based hotel breakfast, then my cycling mate is meeting me for a nice ride into the office.

    Survive work and if I can get away early enough get a ride with another pal, if not straight to some friends for dinner

    How many bloody pals do you have? I’d never be allowed out with so many pals 😞
    They're all paid for by the company.
    Only one was a work pal, the rest I have to pay for
    That's not on. I'd have a word with the MD.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    edited November 2021
    A ha!

    Pinno

    It's a bit long winded.

    Wish I could remember the [url]...[/url] edit.

    This should bring back memories for some - have a look at the layout.

    https://forums.tipec.net/search.php?search_id=unanswered
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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