thursday's fever dream of wine dark seas

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    ^ that's horrific.

    can we drive over it in cars?
    I'd hate to get it stuck in the grille.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Sitting in a car park waiting gor bambina to finish climbing.

    its dark out there. i'm locking all the doors.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    ^ that's horrific.

    can we drive over it in cars?
    I'd hate to get it stuck in the grille.
    yeah but if we reverse over it we'll be fine, yah?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    MattFalle said:

    Sitting in a car park waiting gor bambina to finish climbing.

    its dark out there. i'm locking all the doors.

    Central locking in an Aygo - you can reach all the doors from the drivers seat.

    :smile:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    ^ that's horrific.

    can we drive over it in cars?
    I'd hate to get it stuck in the grille.
    yeah but if we reverse over it we'll be fine, yah?
    Have you got enough clearance or will you just push the thing along the ground?

    It ought to be smashed up with a hammer, set alight and ch...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,324
    Evening folks,
    Busy day of wfw interspersed with a visit to the cafe. Pleased to see the traditional Thursday mild hangover is catching on and I was in good company.
    Off to the NEC tomorrow to meet up with a few suppliers and customers, does your old man have a car in the show TLW or is he just visiting? We've now got a spare ticket as one of the tin foil hat wearing phucktards has realised he can't get into the show without a COVID pass or proof of -ve lateral flow. My response was less than sympathetic I'm told.
    I thought you hadn't bought the frame GTi, I obviously wasn't paying attention at the back of the class again.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    edited November 2021

    Evening folks,
    Busy day of wfw interspersed with a visit to the cafe. Pleased to see the traditional Thursday mild hangover is catching on and I was in good company.
    Off to the NEC tomorrow to meet up with a few suppliers and customers, does your old man have a car in the show TLW or is he just visiting? We've now got a spare ticket as one of the tin foil hat wearing phucktards has realised he can't get into the show without a COVID pass or proof of -ve lateral flow. My response was less than sympathetic I'm told.
    I thought you hadn't bought the frame GTi, I obviously wasn't paying attention at the back of the class again.

    He is looking to buy - so please feel free to pray on him, we have just left the bar so I doubt he will haggle too much 😂
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    Sitting in a car park waiting gor bambina to finish climbing.

    its dark out there. i'm locking all the doors.

    Central locking in an Aygo - you can reach all the doors from the drivers seat.

    :smile:
    aahhh - got ya there.

    because its a marvel of technology, i have 3 of these little black buttons on the outside of it (pic attached for ease of reference) so I can stand there and lock all the doors from the outside without using a clicker or key or other outdated technology you lot have and things in the darkness can'tfuck up who/whatever is inside so all is good and I am safe.

    its all about what's in the brain container, me, eh....
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    ^ that's horrific.

    can we drive over it in cars?
    I'd hate to get it stuck in the grille.
    yeah but if we reverse over it we'll be fine, yah?
    Have you got enough clearance or will you just push the thing along the ground?

    It ought to be smashed up with a hammer, set alight and ch...
    may just push it along the ground until eventually it catches on something and the Aygo flips over tbh.....
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    so yes, hammer, smash, separate post for each point to increade post count, yah, agree.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    oooh - forgot to attach pic
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    here it is:
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    ...or, we could go down the hot Sulphuric acid route and then there will be no trace of the thing. Just like any Crudctachers on BR.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    or just blow it up.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    But that just spooks the one's with PTSD ;)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    edited November 2021
    Padlock it to a railing in that there Londinium and give it a few hours and it will be stripped down to nothing by Cockney/Belarussian/Lithuanian/Scouse 'migrant worker' scrotes, leaving an artistic frame street art thingy installation.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    But that just spooks the one's with PTSD ;)

    we can distract them with past episodes of NATN.

    BOOOOOOOOOM!

    WTAF was that? Ooooh, lab coats.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    just wonderful.


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,347
    NFNATN = PTSD antidote. Like.
    is the effect of the antidote further improved by visions of stockings and suspenders?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    NFNATN = PTSD antidote. Like.
    is the effect of the antidote further improved by visions of stockings and suspenders?

    nah.

    labcoats, tight jeans and Dr Marten boots.

    now you're talking.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.