tuesday is irrational

'ning

nippy again

ride cafes wfh
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,795
    Wounds, work, run and potentially over to the MILs as it’s her actual birthday
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    Dull here and a bit dour and slightly dreich.
    We shall hope for a drop of bright stuff over at the farm park to which we are heading in a place far, far away.

    Surely Tuesday should be ab ecumenical matter SG?
    It follows Monday.
    A sort of slow slide into depravity from an initial peak.
    So, by Friday, we'll be 'givin' it large'.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297
    Overdid the vodkas martini’s at the weekend which didn’t end well. Never again, foul liquid, James Bond is a D!ck head. Sorry James.

    Recovered enough to pedal in and smoke the fellow two wheeled wobblers that had accumulated at the level crossing.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Still tired this morning, the second bottle of sauvignon probably didn't help.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Ciao

    bright and nice here, big gym sesh, lunch from TDV has crept up and smacked me in the back of the head. Feel like death warmed up but illness is weakness so I won't let it get to me.

    have to go to the tailor later and that's about it.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297
    MattFalle said:

    Ciao

    bright and nice here, big gym sesh, lunch from TDV has crept up and smacked me in the back of the head. Feel like death warmed up but illness is weakness so I won't let it get to me.

    have to go to the tailor later and that's about it.

    The lunch from TDV has made you ill?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited October 2021
    Lunch at 10.26 in the morning?

    It's barely brunchtime. Maccy D's are still serving breakfast.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    lurgi, not lunch. apols. illness so bad that it would kill a thousand clubbies have interfered with my normal appalling level of spelling.

    gonna have some Thai noodles of power to fight back the disease affecting my ridiculously fine body.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    Lunch at 10.26 in the morning?

    Maccy D's are still serving breakfast.

    i'd rather eat my ownshit.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited October 2021
    elbowloh said:

    Lunch at 10.26 in the morning?

    It's barely brunchtime. Maccy D's are still serving breakfast.

    36 minutes past cowboy time though.....
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle said:

    Ciao wrote at 10:26

    ... lunch from TDV has crept up and smacked me in the back of the head.

    https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TDV

    bit puzzling that
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Not if its done Ninja stylee.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297

    MattFalle said:

    Ciao wrote at 10:26

    ... lunch from TDV has crept up and smacked me in the back of the head.

    https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TDV

    bit puzzling that
    Ooh close Charlie. The Delectable Victoria
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    So not close at all then...

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,536
    The Delicious Vegemite..

    Pretty shithot service level from local GP centre today. Still have acheing joints after multiple weeks of non recovery, muscles fine though, no probs at all on recent rides. Fossicking about on .nhs site comes up with 105 different possible causes.

    Ok, time for some advice. Fill out an online consult form outlining symptoms, bit of a drawn out process but suppose has to cover all situations. File it. Get call back from GP. Chat through wos gahn on. Ok, get blood tested and we'll see if anything shows.

    Phone to book test. Can you come in in 30 minutes time? Of course. Done. Pronto.
    Results back by Friday.

    Easy peasy process.

    Right, to the window cleaning. Evict the squadron of spiders that have occupied all the frames outside.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    105?

    That's your problem.

    You want some nice Chorus or Force at that price point, none of the Shytanoshit
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    105?

    That's your problem.

    You want some nice Chorus or Force at that price point, none of the Shytanoshit

    I fear this is a "joke"... ;)
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,800
    Took the morning off to put stuff in boxes and give the fish pond one last bit of maintenance. Now back to the office grind (from home) and dealing with more idiocy from the Kingdom of Far Far Away.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    105?

    That's your problem.

    You want some nice Chorus or Force at that price point, none of the Shytanoshit

    I fear this is a "joke"... ;)
    #comedy
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,536
    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    105?

    That's your problem.

    You want some nice Chorus or Force at that price point, none of the Shytanoshit

    I fear this is a "joke"... ;)
    #comedy
    I'll set 'em up, you bang 'em in.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,297
    MattFalle said:

    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.

    We’ll need proof of a negative pcr test MF if you continue to spread your germs.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,106
    The delicious Victoria but would he swap her for NFNATN?

    That is the question.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,327
    MattFalle said:

    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.

    will send your doctor round


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 57,800
    MF, you should have lived in London and commuted on the tube - exposes you to every lurgy known to man so after a few years you're immune to everything.

    Anyway, finally after much frigging around and faffing by others, we are finally exchanging contracts on Thursday and completing on the 28th B)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    MattFalle said:

    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.

    We’ll need proof of a negative pcr test MF if you continue to spread your germs.
    stuck one up my nose earlier and all negative so i threw the stick thing at bambina.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sungod said:

    MattFalle said:

    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.

    will send your doctor round


    😀😀😀

    that's ma kitty
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sungod said:

    MattFalle said:

    I feel too ill to bang anything.

    i think i am dying.

    if this cold spread through the cycling clubs of GB there would only be about 6 people left by now.

    will send your doctor round



    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MF, you should have lived in London and commuted on the tube - exposes you to every lurgy known to man so after a few years you're immune to everything.

    Anyway, finally after much frigging around and faffing by others, we are finally exchanging contracts on Thursday and completing on the 28th B)

    GET IN! Top work that man!

    So we'll all be round on the 30th, ya?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    The delicious Victoria but would he swap her for NFNATN?

    That is the question.

    And its a very, very, very difficult question to answer.....

    Then throw in TDKBFMB into the mix and its a total condrum...

    will need to Google long and hard into the night to try and find an answer
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.