thursday never break the chain

sungod
sungod Posts: 17,340
in The bottom bracket
'ning

ride/cafes/wfh/bubbly
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    edited September 2021
    'Ning
    Wet here so I was going to have a go on Swift but forgot to bring my shoes in last night.
    So it's just WFW and gym later.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    off as 2x crook children (negative lateral flows, so all good), so general just chavving around tbh....
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Piddling down. Again. Grey, cold, dismal. Last work work day of the week, going to get well damp. Enthusiasm ranking today? Pah. More 100% pure Colombian perlease.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Hola.

    Taking a sick day today, full of cold, dizziness, headache, joint ache. Not a nice feeling to dump on my busy colleagues.

    Oh well. #bringonhomesunderthehammer
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Right. Bambini. You're ill. This is not a holiday, its a sick day. Gethefuck to bed.

    Roll on Columbo and NCIS.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    When’s columbo on?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    orraloon said:

    Piddling down. Again. Grey, cold, dismal. .

    This ^.



    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Hold on. What’s this. This isn’t homes under the hammer. This is one of those programmes designed to scare the old folks stuck at home. Cruel con men targeting the elderly and dodgy estate agents?? I don’t want that!!! Where’s the joy in a sick day gone?!??! #fuckingdiabolicalliberty
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    johngti said:

    When’s columbo on?

    i normally catch it just after lunch - you'll get a Murder She Wrote/Columbo/ NCIS line up, sometimes Walker, Texas Ranger as well.

    Its a fuckingmagnificent line up.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    johngti said:

    Hola.

    Taking a sick day today, full of cold, dizziness, headache, joint ache. Not a nice feeling to dump on my busy colleagues.

    Oh well. #bringonhomesunderthehammer

    I too have a headache, a bit shivery, sore throat and generally feel like shoite.

    No cough or temp though. Did a LF test and that was negative.

    I'm trying to work, but 2 year is sat next to me talking about his finger and humpback whales.

    Law and Order is my sick day go to for daytime TV. That and Grand Designs, maybe a bit of A PLace in the Sun.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    is it flu season in bb?

    burn it out with chunks of pork loin stir fried with fresh chillis and pineapple, add pineapple and then chillis towards the end of cooking, don't burn them, splash of shoyu at the end and a final stir before serving

    if you can still feel the sore throat, you didn't use enough chills, per portion 4-6 chillis and half a pineapple is about right
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    just wankit out.

    also works.

    healthcare professional here, me, see.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:

    just wankit out.

    also works.

    healthcare professional here, me, see.

    Does that work in a similar way to leeches?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Exactly, however I do recommend you don't stub ciggies out on your willy.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Work work work. Work work work, work work work, hello boys. Have a good nights rest? I missed you.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Lots of work stuff means the alarm went off too much before 5am for my liking.

    Bright side back home now and enjoying life
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    watching Pawn Stars.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Oh - as an aside, TDV bought us a flat today. I'm sure its very nice, wherever it is.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside, TDV bought us a flat today. I'm sure its very nice, wherever it is.

    Can she buy me one please?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside, TDV bought us a flat today. I'm sure its very nice, wherever it is.

    Can she buy me one please?
    She comes with it
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside, TDV bought us a flat today. I'm sure its very nice, wherever it is.

    Can she buy me one please?
    I'll ask. The caretaker at work has already asked as well.

    No word of a lie - eyebrows Robocop gen dit - I have no idea where this place is or what it looks like.

    i knew she was looking but thought (stupidly) i may actually be allowed to be part of the decison making process.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tlw1 said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside, TDV bought us a flat today. I'm sure its very nice, wherever it is.

    Can she buy me one please?
    She comes with it
    Can she take all hershit with her?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    best headline i have seen in years

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-nigel-farage-car-crash-25105273?fbclid=IwAR0Nmyl9RYUTE5ixyDoCRD3W-0DLpAJFCwkG2_KtWZPiDPVP0vq47PTssh8
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Feeling lessshit than this morning. Sat on a zoom meeting now, maths network meeting. There’s a poet/mathematician speaking. Reminding me of why I bloody hate most poetry 😶
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    poetry, much like jazz.

    uttershite
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    MattFalle said:

    poetry, much like jazz.

    uttershite

    There was a guy on bikeradar called Matt,
    Who didn't know his wife bought a flat,
    She drove off in his Aygo,
    With a man called Diego,
    And that was the end of that.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    ^ 😊
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Cracking job! Ugo would have worked for Diego, though, no?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    masjer said:

    MattFalle said:

    poetry, much like jazz.

    uttershite

    There was a guy on bikeradar called Matt,
    Who didn't know his wife bought a flat,
    She drove off in his Aygo,
    With a man called Diego,
    And that was the end of that.
    😂😂😂😁😁
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Sorry Matt, couldn't resist.

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