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Are darts fans the best on the world?

MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
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I reckon they most definitly have the most fun.

Waddya say?
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.

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  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 11,756
    Going to say no, because most of them have gout, and its a fairly long walk to the loo.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
    But you can sit and watch and drink alcohol what's not to like.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 11,756
    oxoman said:

    But you can sit and watch and drink alcohol what's not to like.

    What you are watching?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 22,356
    oxoman said:

    But you can sit and watch and drink alcohol what's not to like.

    Tbf, you can do that for most sports.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,896
    pblakeney said:

    oxoman said:

    But you can sit and watch and drink alcohol what's not to like.

    Tbf, you can do that for most sports.
    Especially on the telly at home
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,274
    The darts is irrelevant. Just a good excuse to wear something silly, get p!shed and have sing song.

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  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    The darts is irrelevant. Just a good excuse to wear something silly, get p!shed and have sing song.

    and this sounds utterly perfect.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 53,679
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxXNZcIdwM
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 7,178
    https://youtu.be/6nimS21HiUo
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,406
    ^ I remember that! 🥰😍
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,852
    That "Not the Nine O'clock news" sketch finished TV darts almost overnight when it was first shown. The sponsors all dropped it, and it's taken a long while to recover.


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  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 22,356
    It was pretty much close to the mark at the time though.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,274
    Dart fans are pathetic
    https://youtu.be/IwzWTAWKPwY
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  • DeVlaeminckDeVlaeminck Posts: 8,350
    capt_slog said:

    That "Not the Nine O'clock news" sketch finished TV darts almost overnight when it was first shown. The sponsors all dropped it, and it's taken a long while to recover.

    It may have done some damage but the BBC expanded coverage of the sport the year after it screened (1980) and the early 80s were years of growth for the sport - Bristow, Lowe, Wilson, Deller et al
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  • laurentianlaurentian Posts: 2,220
    DeVlaeminck said:

    capt_slog said:

    That "Not the Nine O'clock news" sketch finished TV darts almost overnight when it was first shown. The sponsors all dropped it, and it's taken a long while to recover.

    It may have done some damage but the BBC expanded coverage of the sport the year after it screened (1980) and the early 80s were years of growth for the sport - Bristow, Lowe, Wilson, Deller et al
    Prompting one of the best sports commentary quotes from the peerless Sid Waddell:

    "When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27."
    Wilier Izoard XP
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