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assuming not a lethal wind, long climby ride to haria and back, many calories/cafes, bask
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Morning, bright and windy at the moment, might get out on the bike soon before the rain starts
    No basking in Lincolnshire Sungod it feels more like autumn
    Have a good weekend
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 21,326
    Currently dry but doubt it will last, which is a shame because I’ve got to walk the hounds and then a long run at church Stretton followed by a bbq with friends - so sunshine would be appreciated
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,439
    Morning All. Damp and dull out with wet stuff promised. Going to do first parkrun in a long time since covid. Won't be fast after last night's alcohol. Steady day keeping family happy.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Supposed to be the our village day today, like the village fair but forecast thunderstorms all morning up until about 13.00.

    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,658
    Grey, little patches of blue and there was a brief flash of something bright a wee while ago, dunno what is was. I blame all these festival goers inducing heavenly revenge.

    Will do a rel short pedal avant le deluge forecast for the afternoon. If I play my 'take the rainjacket with me it won't actually rain and the inverse' card, will I still get wet?

    Then do some track Olympics catching up. Kenny and Archibald were something else yesterday.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,289 Lives Here
    edited August 2021
    Morning folks,
    Not a very slow start today, off to the sister in law shortly. Think she's in 'looon country, I'll have to keep my peepers peeled.
    Just thought after reading the Friday thread, if I were to see a sweaty sweaty on a gravel bike would I be allowed to talk to him if he's pending moderation 😁
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,174

    ...would I be allowed to talk to him if he's pending moderation 😁

    Grab him, give him a good spanking* and tell the mod in question that he's been severely punished, he's very sorry and won't do it again.
    *He'll enjoy that.

    Shorty is 9 today, Say Happy Birthday Shorty.

    It's soggy.


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    Happy birthday shorty.
    Hope the old man is treating you well today.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Anyone else watching "Murder, She wrote..."?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,487
    As expected it chickednit down while we were walking the dogs and is now nice n sunny. Just taken junior's car down to get a tyre changed as she managed to destroy one cutting a corner with a sharp bollard thingy on it. Now supping a large coffee and relaxing in the local cafe awaiting a full English :smile:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 21,326
    Happy birthday shorty

    Hope your day is full of fun
  • sungodsungod Posts: 15,574
    ended up as 117km with 1500m of up, nasty crosswindy all the way, still enough energy left to lay on a sunbed



    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,658
    Oo er missus, a spanking? But don't want one of them PlagueVille Lahndahners coming over 'ere, breathin' our air, talkin' funny like.

    To follow the exemplar of disgraced former international development secretary Priti Vacant, I apologise if anyone has been offended by my invisible post that no one has seen.

    Ride pedalled. Rain jacket on. Stayed dry. Though clearly the curse of the jacket was working as wet roads in places so the rain had indeed rained, just not when I was there. So pretty much on form.

    Happy birthday shortfall Shorty
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,174
    Thanks folks.

    Shorty has been officially ruined.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,174
    MattFalle said:

    Anyone else watching "Murder, She wrote..."?

    My god that's hanging on to the seat of your pants stuff.
    What an exciting life you lead.

    #findmfawarcampaigngroup
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,289 Lives Here
    Happy birthday Shorty 🎉
    Didn't rain when in the sticks, went for a walk, saw some goats and a thatched cottage. Much like Wimbledon Common
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    pinno said:

    Thanks folks.

    Shorty has been officially ruined.

    Boozy birthday parties do that to people
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,899
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    Anyone else watching "Murder, She wrote..."?

    My god that's hanging on to the seat of your pants stuff.
    What an exciting life you lead.

    #findmfawarcampaigngroup
    Is it the episode where the guy on the ebike attacks the golfers?
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tlw1 said:

    Happy birthday shorty

    Hope your day is full of fun

    this. loads.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    Anyone else watching "Murder, She wrote..."?

    My god that's hanging on to the seat of your pants stuff.
    What an exciting life you lead.

    #findmfawarcampaigngroup
    Is it the episode where the guy on the ebike attacks the golfers?
    nah.

    aunt kills nephew so mistress doesn't get inheritance after nephew kills wife.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    Happy birthday to Shorty
    Happy birthday to you
    Your father looks like a Gorilla
    And he smells like one too. 🤩🥳
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,439
    Happy Birthday Shorty.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,487
    Hope shorty had a good one. Enjoy the time before they grow up properly.

    Got one quote through for the work needed on the house - nothing too serious so it's a price adjuster mot a show stopper. Naturally our buyer is doing something similar so bring on the negotiations...as long as we chip more than we get chipped, no big deal.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Quick episode of CHiPS before bed methinks....
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 54,487
    MattFalle said:

    Quick episode of CHiPS before bed methinks....

    Not a re-run of the women's beach volleyball final?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Nope.

    California Highway Patrol.

    Busting bad guys on the mean streets of L.A.

    Mega documentary series - real life crime at its scariest.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,174
    seanoconn said:

    Happy birthday to Shorty
    Happy birthday to you
    Your father looks like a Gorilla
    And he smells like one too. 🤩🥳

    I shaved yesterday.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 49,174
    MattFalle said:

    Nope.

    California Highway Patrol.

    Busting bad guys on the mean streets of L.A.

    Mega documentary series - real life crime at its scariest.

    Given the choice, I would watch Starsky and Hutch.
    ...ooo or that Caradine bloke in 'Kung fu'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    But Starksey & Hutch wasn't on so I couldn't.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,447
    MattFalle said:

    Nope.

    California Highway Patrol.

    Busting bad guys on the mean streets of L.A.

    Mega documentary series - real life crime at its scariest.

    Mega documentary series with one of the best theme tunes. Plenty of cars inexplicably exploding in each episode 👍
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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