Today on mental Monday's agenda

First and foremost:

The Larch

Now we have that out of the way lets get to the main points.

1. Roy Chubby Brown and royal dining etiquette

2. Climate change shrinking the ice cap causing polar bears to move into the woods. More poop.


4. With reference to point number one I argue that Netflix's Breaking Bad is great, but we must say the same thing during the Queen's "Breaking Wind"

5. My ex swears she'll give me a blowjob like a piranha. Is this worthy of a call to the police?

6. Never say pigs cant fly
7. Proof that I am Jesus