Friday but the weekend is still far away

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    edited May 2021
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    tlw1 said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    tlw1 said:

    Scored an amazing goal last night, well in my dreams, in reality I have really hurt my foot kicking the bedside cabinet 🙄

    Work stuff then in the car and over to derby to pick up the camper van 😎

    I'm sure there must be someone in the Derby area who could deliver it for you?

    A day of Teams calls awaits. This lunchtime's bike ride has been binned but will keep the diary entry so no barsteward can swoop in and take the time.
    Not transferring the final cash until the keys are in my hand / wouldn’t trust anyone from our derby branches to drive my new pride and joy
    Not even the wife.
    Does it look like this?



    If not, maybe not a good idea.
    That would be practical but simultaneously censored up his street cred.
    On the plus side, plenty of room for beer, a cider press even or maybe a mini distillery.
    On the plus side, it looks better than his BMW.
    There's something 'shabby but chic' about tide marks in a BMW.

    Though, it's a bit of a thore spot.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sungod said:

    MattFalle said:

    You lit have more patience than I.

    How many times do you have to say "stop looking at stuff that has "medical in confidence" all over it because its not your job, you're not authorised and its none of your business" before you can shoot them?

    less than one
    just finalised some work with the armed po po for next week so may get them to do it - saves me the effort i suppose.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170

    Rain, rain and more rain - in for the day :'(

    unfortunately I'm not, I was image [WFH] but I have to go out for a while
    But more of that later with the Giro if its still going me thinks, tis Friday afterall

    Also WFH no giro today due to needing to be on video calls
    Today's tipple though


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Bleepin' weather. This is getting ridiculous. I blame Spaffer.

    Managed to get hold of some materials for Daughter's garden renovation project. Jings most things are in short supply. And as for timbers... Prices have doubled vs 2 years ago, demand way outstrips supply. But did go get the sleepers for the raised beds: out of stock in number of suppliers but one had a load delivered this morning. Gimme, gimme now, we wants it, we needs it, must have the precious.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:


    How many times do you have to say "stop looking at stuff that has "medical in confidence" all over it because its not your job, you're not authorised and its none of your business" before you can shoot them?

    Just send them a link to this:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57146622
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    How many times do you have to say "stop looking at stuff that has "medical in confidence" all over it because its not your job, you're not authorised and its none of your business" before you can shoot them?

    Just send them a link to this:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57146622
    can't i just punch them repeatedly in the face instead?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    How many times do you have to say "stop looking at stuff that has "medical in confidence" all over it because its not your job, you're not authorised and its none of your business" before you can shoot them?

    Just send them a link to this:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57146622
    Ooo the eyes!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    edited May 2021
    Tonight's beer. Verdant 20w moon. Cornish brewery.



    The guy at the offie was very pleased to have got hold of some. Never heard of it. It's just another cloudy over-hopped craft beer, but more expensive.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    edited May 2021
    The can reminds me a bit of the album art for Pink Moon.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Merci bien.

    The sofa folds out into a bed, so that's all good. Bring some salumi and formaggi.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Du vin.

    Cabernet franc from the Loire. Going to have some lamb chops.



  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    hopkinb said:

    Tonight's beer. Verdant 20w moon. Cornish brewery.



    The guy at the offie was very pleased to have got hold of some. Never heard of it. It's just another cloudy over-hopped craft beer, but more expensive.

    “Open the pod bay doors HAL.”

    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”


    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Tell him the view might not be up to his high expectations.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,812
    Made it back. That's the longest I've spent on a bike for at least a year. Only about 30 miles, but almost entirely off road. Only 3 pubs were visited, certainly helped. Didn't get too wet thankfully, wrist a bit sore now, as is the aris' 😁
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Tell him the view might not be up to his high expectations.
    cutting but truthful.

    I like.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Merci bien.

    The sofa folds out into a bed, so that's all good. Bring some salumi and formaggi.
    excellent - Grazie mille.

    I'll be round in 20 mins. Couldn't find any salumi or formaggi but I've got a couple of cheap ho's and a bag of laxatives, so should be a good night anyhow.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Merci bien.

    The sofa folds out into a bed, so that's all good. Bring some salumi and formaggi.
    excellent - Grazie mille.

    I'll be round in 20 mins. Couldn't find any salumi or formaggi but I've got a couple of cheap ho's and a bag of laxatives, so should be a good night anyhow.
    Oooh. Squelchy. See you soon.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    on the tube leaving St Pancreas now. The ho's are being gobby so I'll feed them some laxatives to keep them quiet.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    they're asking that you wear a fedora - is that ok?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    MattFalle said:

    they're asking that you wear a fedora - is that ok?

    It would probably go. Not that i've seen any more than his gingery nut but in my imagination, it fits.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    I do like your kitchen area.

    Can I come and live at your house please? I promise to be quiet.

    Merci bien.

    The sofa folds out into a bed, so that's all good. Bring some salumi and formaggi.
    excellent - Grazie mille.

    I'll be round in 20 mins. Couldn't find any salumi or formaggi but I've got a couple of cheap ho's and a bag of laxatives, so should be a good night anyhow.
    Oooh. Squelchy. See you soon.
    Squelchy, runny. I could think of all sorts.

    Seepage, overflow...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    they're saying they won't put their teeth back in unless he does so its a bit of a deal breaker tbh....
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    MattFalle said:

    they're saying they won't put their teeth back in unless he does so its a bit of a deal breaker tbh....

    I've put mine in specially.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    posh night, eh....
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:

    they're saying they won't put their teeth back in unless he does so its a bit of a deal breaker tbh....

    Isn't no teeth a good thing?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    MattFalle said:

    posh night, eh....

    I was expecting at least one of the MF's. Got to have the teeth in. Bed's all made up.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Grazie.

    I'll grab chips and a kebab on the way as well. The "ladies" have scoffed all the laxatives.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    they're asking that you wear a fedora - is that ok?

    It would probably go. Not that i've seen any more than his gingery nut but in my imagination, it fits.
    It’s all getting a bit over-friendly if you’ve seen his gingery nu... oh, NUT. You probably mean his head. Probably.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Now you say 'ladies'... are you going to turn up with a couple of semi-conscious paratroopers in drag, who also have the sh1ts?

    If so, hurry.

    :wink: