friday planning a party for the apocalypse

veronese68

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

We're all suckers for a bit of bike artery 😉

tlw1

veronese68 said:

Evening folks,
TGIF! Just been out for a short walk, had an ulterior motive of looking for the bloke that made the female child cry, didn't find him which is probably just as well as I wasn't feeling very polite. She is ok, just a bit freaked out. She was riding her bike home and was passing a bloke pushing a motorbike when he turned across the road. She didn't have time to stop and barely hit him. Then he had the audacity to have a go at her. Now having a beer and unwinding.
Luckily H³ is quite tall so his forks will by useable by someone.
I think the MFs new ratio will see me unemployed if I think about it.

Did he have his indicators on?

Stevo_666

Just got back from dropping Stropteen at Euston as she's headed back to Scouserpool and had a bit too much gear to drag across town herself. Poured myself a large glass of plonk as a reward for being such a supportive parent.

Stevo_666

Flâneur said:

oh PS - @Stevo_666 how happy will Rogers be there is no Gerrard to slip up in his current race for top 4.

Good 'ol Slippy G, eh?

Mind you, he's doing alright as a manager.

MattFalle

hopkinb said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

Not sure there's a higher accolade.

Although I am flattered by my opinion being rated so highly, to be brutally honest, its not surprising.

There are so many people on here with no taste who are visual cripples that its frankly unsurprising that my views should be held in such high esteem.

But thankyou anyway.

MattFalle

Stevo_666 said:

Just got back from dropping Stropteen at Euston as she's headed back to Scouserpool and had a bit too much gear to drag across town herself. Poured myself a large glass of plonk as a reward for being such a supportive parent.

You know what Stevo - I reckon you are.

Have another on me.

MattFalle

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

MattFalle

veronese68 said:

Evening folks,
TGIF! Just been out for a short walk, had an ulterior motive of looking for the bloke that made the female child cry, didn't find him which is probably just as well as I wasn't feeling very polite. She is ok, just a bit freaked out. She was riding her bike home and was passing a bloke pushing a motorbike when he turned across the road. She didn't have time to stop and barely hit him. Then he had the audacity to have a go at her. Now having a beer and unwinding.
Luckily H³ is quite tall so his forks will by useable by someone.
I think the MFs new ratio will see me unemployed if I think about it.

I reckon H3 should sharpen the steerer to a point and use the forks to stab ignorant m/bike bloke in the eyes and genitals with.

hope all is good now V.

Stevo_666

MattFalle said:

Stevo_666 said:

Just got back from dropping Stropteen at Euston as she's headed back to Scouserpool and had a bit too much gear to drag across town herself. Poured myself a large glass of plonk as a reward for being such a supportive parent.

You know what Stevo - I reckon you are.

Have another on me.

Just pouring another, cheers MF. Got to have something to wash down the remains of Wednesday's hotasfukkchillibastard curry as Mrs. 666 is neglecting her duties tonight. You just can't get the staff these days.

Stevo_666

Wheelspinner said:

WOFTAM.

Nearly as good as DILLIGAF

veronese68

MattFalle said:

veronese68 said:

Evening folks,
TGIF! Just been out for a short walk, had an ulterior motive of looking for the bloke that made the female child cry, didn't find him which is probably just as well as I wasn't feeling very polite. She is ok, just a bit freaked out. She was riding her bike home and was passing a bloke pushing a motorbike when he turned across the road. She didn't have time to stop and barely hit him. Then he had the audacity to have a go at her. Now having a beer and unwinding.
Luckily H³ is quite tall so his forks will by useable by someone.
I think the MFs new ratio will see me unemployed if I think about it.

I reckon H3 should sharpen the steerer to a point and use the forks to stab ignorant m/bike bloke in the eyes and genitals with.

hope all is good now V.

All good now thanks

shirley_basso

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Stevo_666

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Linky?

pinno

MattFalle said:

There are so many people on here with no taste who are visual cripples that its frankly unsurprising that my views should be held in such high esteem.

Just say it like it is.
Like.
Have you got a bit of right Yorkshire in you?

shirley_basso

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Linky?

Usually on the smutty lads WhatsApp groups.

Stevo_666

shirley_basso said:

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Linky?

Usually on the smutty lads WhatsApp groups.

I'm disappointed, I've not yet seen them on any of my groups.

tlw1

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Linky?

Usually on the smutty lads WhatsApp groups.

I'm disappointed, I've not yet seen them on any of my groups.

The tax lads isn’t the most entertaining group

tlw1

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

Stevo_666

tlw1 said:

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

Stevo_666 said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Linky?

Usually on the smutty lads WhatsApp groups.

I'm disappointed, I've not yet seen them on any of my groups.

The tax lads isn’t the most entertaining group

I dunno, got a good joke the other day on there.

"Have you heard about Ken Dodd's 2 new Diddymen? Diddy Pay and Diddy F**k"

I'll get my coat

Wheelspinner

hopkinb said:

Wheelspinner said:

Trip to dentist which was a WOFTAM. Allegedly nothing wrong that can be fixed, so will just see if it goes away.

Shopped for other stuff, including a large dead cow skin for the living room floor.

Just wasted 10 mins working out what is a WOFTAM. The irony is not lost on me....

Your cryptic x-word skills a bit rusty? 😁

thistle_

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

Good time and good result for you though.
Had to look him up, never heard of the guy. Didn't even realise the 2020 DH season went ahead

ballysmate

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

shirley_basso said:

MattFalle said:

MF recommends a set of Hunts to round off that ensemble.

On zipps for now. I believe my your road bikes thread earned a 'het'

That is a good thing.

Any pics of birds' norks while we're talking about pictures?

#photography

Megan markles are doing the rounds again

Not seen any titty pics.
But seen pics of her with a ginger tw@t though.

seanoconn

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

tlw1

thistle_ said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

Good time and good result for you though.
Had to look him up, never heard of the guy. Didn't even realise the 2020 DH season went ahead

That makes it sound like I’ve got special needs 😂

tlw1

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

No, the top people were miles in front of me

seanoconn

tlw1 said:

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

No, the top people were miles in front of me

Ahh. Sounded like that time I got beaten by Eliud Kiphoge in the London Marathon 😂

tlw1

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

No, the top people were miles in front of me

Ahh. Sounded like that time I got beaten by Eliud Kiphoge in the London Marathon 😂

😂 world champion was the man in front of me though

Stevo_666

tlw1 said:

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

No, the top people were miles in front of me

Ahh. Sounded like that time I got beaten by Eliud Kiphoge in the London Marathon 😂

😂 world champion was the man in front of me though

Who was that then?

pinno

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

I doubt TLW does sub 20 minute 10's*.
I would presume in his age group, iro 23mins would be very very respectful.

*Presuming this was a 10.

tlw1

pinno said:

seanoconn said:

tlw1 said:

Got beaten on tonight’s TT by the current world champion....... shame it’s a fun bike one

From the wording it sounds like you came second?

I doubt TLW does sub 20 minute 10's*.
I would presume in his age group, iro 24mins would be very very respectful.

*Presuming this was a 10.

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