MATTF times
MattFalle
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Can these be used for all TTs - ie find 2 Tour/Giro/Vuelta routes & compare?
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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MTAF - more like WTAF...0
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Suggestion - new formula for this, called MATTF calculation0
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MTFU would be more appropriate.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
now that's cool - I like that. we can use it to compare essentials in life, like eating packets of pork scratchings.kingstongraham said:Suggestion - new formula for this, called MATTF calculation
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Which is better, a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, or an episode of the sopranos?0
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The epic theory is still in circulation.
https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144432
https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144424
https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144434
Looks like he did the same thing on Timetrialling forum but got banned and threads deleted. Which will seriously scupper his chances of ever finding his 40 year old TT records from when he was 19...
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the crisps.kingstongraham said:Which is better, a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, or an episode of the sopranos?
ready salted even better0 -
worcester sauce and pickled onion.
the royalty of crisps.
TDNFNATN bearing worcester sauce crisps..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Now that our friend has departed the forum I feel it is safe to comment!
Was that some elaborate trolling exercise or is the guy in serious need of help?
I am always hesitant to make jokes about things like that just in case it is the latter and the guy has some genuine mental health issues.0 -
Yeah yeah, but what flavour of crisp is the best?MidlandsGrimpeur2 said:Now that our friend has departed the forum I feel it is safe to comment!
Was that some elaborate trolling exercise or is the guy in serious need of help?
I am always hesitant to make jokes about things like that just in case it is the latter and the guy has some genuine mental health issues.0 -
a pint of lime and soda or a pint of blackcurrant and soda for quenching thirst?.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Slightly de-fizzed cider, but not full on still.MattFalle said:a pint of lime and soda or a pint of blackcurrant and soda for quenching thirst?
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Yeah yeah, but what flavour of crisp is the best?
Walkers beef and onion, although ultimate bar snack is a dry roast peanut.
Thirst quencher is a blackcurrant and soda, at least 1/3rd blackcurrant, no ice, just dilutes it.0 -
To me it looked like a pretty serious midlife crisis at the very least. It was unlikely to have started out as trolling because he used his real name and details.ddraver said:To be honest I don't think people with genuine mental issues bother bike forums, and certainly not about legacy TT times of people most have never heard of.
If there's a TTAnon forum somewhere, maybe...
Bloke used to cycle competitively 40 years ago as a teenager. Gave up a long time ago. Found himself in a small central European country with a very strict lockdown. Came up with an awful armchair analysis theory that didn't stand up to any sort of scrutiny. Posted it up and backed it up with his cycling achievements, which are even older than his 25 year old example of "modern". Complete meltdown when it got said scrutiny. Repeat multiple times on different forums.
These are not the actions of someone who is entirely well mentally!
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