MATTF times

MattFalle
MattFalle Posts: 11,644
edited March 2021 in Road general
Can these be used for all TTs - ie find 2 Tour/Giro/Vuelta routes & compare?

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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.

Comments

  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,671
    Nawww, it's so quiet here now :(
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    MTAF - more like WTAF...
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,865
    edited March 2021
    Suggestion - new formula for this, called MATTF calculation
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,065
    MTFU would be more appropriate.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    Suggestion - new formula for this, called MATTF calculation

    now that's cool - I like that. we can use it to compare essentials in life, like eating packets of pork scratchings.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,865
    Which is better, a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, or an episode of the sopranos?
  • super_davo
    super_davo Posts: 1,205
    The epic theory is still in circulation.

    https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144432
    https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144424
    https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=144434

    Looks like he did the same thing on Timetrialling forum but got banned and threads deleted. Which will seriously scupper his chances of ever finding his 40 year old TT records from when he was 19...
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Which is better, a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, or an episode of the sopranos?

    the crisps.

    ready salted even better
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    worcester sauce and pickled onion.

    the royalty of crisps.

    TDNFNATN bearing worcester sauce crisps.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Now that our friend has departed the forum I feel it is safe to comment!

    Was that some elaborate trolling exercise or is the guy in serious need of help?

    I am always hesitant to make jokes about things like that just in case it is the latter and the guy has some genuine mental health issues.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    Now that our friend has departed the forum I feel it is safe to comment!

    Was that some elaborate trolling exercise or is the guy in serious need of help?

    I am always hesitant to make jokes about things like that just in case it is the latter and the guy has some genuine mental health issues.

    Yeah yeah, but what flavour of crisp is the best?
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    a pint of lime and soda or a pint of blackcurrant and soda for quenching thirst?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    MattFalle said:

    a pint of lime and soda or a pint of blackcurrant and soda for quenching thirst?

    I prefer cooking lager for this.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,065
    MattFalle said:

    a pint of lime and soda or a pint of blackcurrant and soda for quenching thirst?

    Slightly de-fizzed cider, but not full on still.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,671
    To be honest I don't think people with genuine mental issues bother bike forums, and certainly not about legacy TT times of people most have never heard of.

    If there's a TTAnon forum somewhere, maybe...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Yeah yeah, but what flavour of crisp is the best?


    Walkers beef and onion, although ultimate bar snack is a dry roast peanut.

    Thirst quencher is a blackcurrant and soda, at least 1/3rd blackcurrant, no ice, just dilutes it.
  • super_davo
    super_davo Posts: 1,205
    ddraver said:

    To be honest I don't think people with genuine mental issues bother bike forums, and certainly not about legacy TT times of people most have never heard of.

    If there's a TTAnon forum somewhere, maybe...

    To me it looked like a pretty serious midlife crisis at the very least. It was unlikely to have started out as trolling because he used his real name and details.

    Bloke used to cycle competitively 40 years ago as a teenager. Gave up a long time ago. Found himself in a small central European country with a very strict lockdown. Came up with an awful armchair analysis theory that didn't stand up to any sort of scrutiny. Posted it up and backed it up with his cycling achievements, which are even older than his 25 year old example of "modern". Complete meltdown when it got said scrutiny. Repeat multiple times on different forums.

    These are not the actions of someone who is entirely well mentally!

  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,671
    Its the response of every crazy inventor that gets a 'lol no' from The Dragons too tho, just with the filter removed.
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver