Friday, We ride at Dawn, or Sue, or Ann etc
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Upgrade frame thread is funny..
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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so i can officially charge for "disposing" of all that stuff i have in the loft left over from last time I was away?haydenm said:
cool. Keep this up and i can afford some Hunts..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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coffee right here, right now
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I delivered my first, Well, I say 'delivered' - it was a spontaneous birth and I really needed goal keepers gloves.MattFalle said:
i delivered both of ours.haydenm said:I would 100% want an epidural, possibly loads of morphine too.
One of my wife's bridesmaids announced she was pregnant last week and the whole thing makes me feel ill. If/when it's my turn I'm going to be 100% useless. Is it possible to have morphine prescribed as the father...?
[Good one Elbow - it's a great feeling. Couldn't convince Mrs P to have a 3rd. Although something could go wrong with the contraception...]
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Yep, luckily we don't have to go in school hols any more so may go for an early Autumn trip. Failing that, I'm going skiing next season come hell or high water. Hopefully the Euros can get their act together in the meantime.ballysmate said:Not booked anything yet. Will wait and see what happens, not just in the UK but more importantly in the destination countries.
No point going if you can't get out and about to enjoy your holiday."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
2 is more than enough and second was a surprise, bearing mind number 1 was IVF.pinno said:
I delivered my first, Well, I say 'delivered' - it was a spontaneous birth and I really needed goal keepers gloves.MattFalle said:
i delivered both of ours.haydenm said:I would 100% want an epidural, possibly loads of morphine too.
One of my wife's bridesmaids announced she was pregnant last week and the whole thing makes me feel ill. If/when it's my turn I'm going to be 100% useless. Is it possible to have morphine prescribed as the father...?
[Good one Elbow - it's a great feeling. Couldn't convince Mrs P to have a 3rd. Although something could go wrong with the contraception...]0 -
Sounds like you don't need any drugs, you'll just faint when the time comes and can leave her to do all the work.haydenm said:
In the last few years I have got really squeemish and also dreadful with heights. I nearly passed out up a mountain near Ullapool, and watching a TV programme about reproduction/cancer. I used to be fine, I don't know what has happened to me but I'm a total whimp now
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'noon
Overslept
WFW
Hopefully the sun will come back out
Bike ride
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good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Congrats Elbowclan!
More DIY beckons later followed by getting my arse into gear as Outlaw Nottingham has been put back around a month to give it a better chance of going ahead.
#nogettingoutofitnow
Sunday should see our works truck full of Willow logs as I'm helping (watching) a tree chopper work his magic in my parents garden.Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
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but they will end eating me.pinno said:
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
and that would be #abadthing.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Sounds like you're the expert?pinno said:
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I refer you to the ISIS bird thread.....Stevo_666 said:
Sounds like you're the expert?pinno said:
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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That's a great result and well-deserved after you went through it all with a headache. Congratulations again - best feeling in the world! (The good night's sleep that iselbowloh said:Cheers guys.
I was made to go home at 7 last night when wife went to the ward, coz of COVID, so i had a decent night's kip and fish and chips!
Wife had a mare and was up all night.
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Does it show you're old when you have to scrolllllllllllll doooooooown to find you date of birth on the UCAS site and can't read the screen properly because the font is too small?.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Just seen few of the usial suspects on there again. MF will be doing freshers week sometime soon. Jammy bastard.MattFalle said:
I refer you to the ISIS bird thread.....Stevo_666 said:
Sounds like you're the expert?pinno said:
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Grazie but lets not count the beers before they are poured.Stevo_666 said:
Just seen few of the usial suspects on there again. MF will be doing freshers week sometime soon. Jammy censored .MattFalle said:
I refer you to the ISIS bird thread.....Stevo_666 said:
Sounds like you're the expert?pinno said:
There's sooo much more choice in the munter feeder category.MattFalle said:
good point well presented but need it on arms and shoulders for the beautiful blonde and redhead ladies, not tummy for the munter feedersthistle_ said:
It's easier to just eat cake to gain the extra weight.MattFalle said:Will do another weights sesh later in attempt to get back 5kg of lost shoulders/arms/chest.
still got uni interview then hospital interviews to get through - not holding my breath tbh..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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It probably means you should be studying farming for the short sighted.MattFalle said:Does it show you're old when you have to scrolllllllllllll doooooooown to find you date of birth on the UCAS site and can't read the screen properly because the font is too small?
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Ooyah stiff legs now. First road bike ride since October, nice to experience again riding on slick 28s rather than knobbly gravel 38s, even if the pothole hits are harsher. Sunny and pleasant out and about; revisited some old routes, with their new ruts and holes, plus some new to me bits. Spring is coming! It is! It is!0
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Wot you going to study?MattFalle said:Does it show you're old when you have to scrolllllllllllll doooooooown to find you date of birth on the UCAS site and can't read the screen properly because the font is too small?
Advanced plaster application/calpol dosing? Or branching out into a completely new field?
If I won the lottery, as well as spending time riding bikes in nice places and rooting around dusty ruins and looking at beautiful art and wonderful cities, I would do some more formal study. The acquisition of knowledge and (hopefully) greater understanding is a fine way to spend one's time. Though I fear the more one studies, the more one realises how little one person can actually know.0 -
That is a good sign. Good advice to look at the prospective MIL before getting hitched.seanoconn said:
How did you guess? 😃 The price you pay for a sexy foreign wifey. No sea or sand but plenty of sun, warmer summers than here but cooler in the evenings. Beautiful house and gardens slap bang in the most amazing countryside. Great food (no it’s not all carp and pickled stuff, that’s Christmas) cheap booze. Kids get spoilt rotten. Giant paddling pool, waist deep so not really paddling, all the outdoor sports you could think of. MIL can be a pain when she drunk but you don’t see her for two days after. Dr father in law is a legend and I’ve no idea how he puts up with his wife, she’s still a looker even well into her 60’s my god, talk about neurotic. All in all a good holiday, creating lots of happy memories for the kids. 👍ballysmate said:
Poland?seanoconn said:Booked two weeks away in August. Can cancel up to a month before and get money back. Is a bit of a gamble but took a chance before prices shoot up.
Wish I'd heeded it.
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Which wit once asked the question : "if all brides are beautiful, where did all the ugly wives come from?"ballysmate said:
That is a good sign. Good advice to look at the prospective MIL before getting hitched.seanoconn said:
How did you guess? 😃 The price you pay for a sexy foreign wifey. No sea or sand but plenty of sun, warmer summers than here but cooler in the evenings. Beautiful house and gardens slap bang in the most amazing countryside. Great food (no it’s not all carp and pickled stuff, that’s Christmas) cheap booze. Kids get spoilt rotten. Giant paddling pool, waist deep so not really paddling, all the outdoor sports you could think of. MIL can be a pain when she drunk but you don’t see her for two days after. Dr father in law is a legend and I’ve no idea how he puts up with his wife, she’s still a looker even well into her 60’s my god, talk about neurotic. All in all a good holiday, creating lots of happy memories for the kids. 👍ballysmate said:
Poland?seanoconn said:Booked two weeks away in August. Can cancel up to a month before and get money back. Is a bit of a gamble but took a chance before prices shoot up.
Wish I'd heeded it."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
My allotments dried out a bit just lately so I managed to get a small section dug over this afternoon.
I then decided a little ride (off road) along the coast was in order for various reasons. I was rewarded for my trouble with a very pleasant sunset as it got chillier, shame I never took a beer with me. Sitting watching the sun disappear is not the same without one, I do hope I'll still have a pub to go to after all this palaver
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Evening folks,
Thank fook it's Friday!
Congrats Elbow and associated body parts*.
Had a phone call today from the old dear's neighbour under the pretence of discussing works going on. Then he got to the point and expressed an interest in buying the place. So already have two prospective buyers and we are nowhere near listing it.
Thought my post in the covid thread would trigger someone but all very quiet.
Now enjoying a beer so will wonder the forum with a wry smile.
* Imeant the rest of the family, but now it reads like I'm congratulating little Elbow.0 -
Major Elbow has been promoted to colonel. We salute your penisveronese68 said:Evening folks,
Thank fook it's Friday!
Congrats Elbow and associated body parts*.
Had a phone call today from the old dear's neighbour under the pretence of discussing works going on. Then he got to the point and expressed an interest in buying the place. So already have two prospective buyers and we are nowhere near listing it.
Thought my post in the covid thread would trigger someone but all very quiet.
Now enjoying a beer so will wonder the forum with a wry smile.
* Imeant the rest of the family, but now it reads like I'm congratulating little Elbow.
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
hopefully, fingers crossed, ODP, so completely and utterly new to me.hopkinb said:
Wot you going to study?MattFalle said:Does it show you're old when you have to scrolllllllllllll doooooooown to find you date of birth on the UCAS site and can't read the screen properly because the font is too small?
Advanced plaster application/calpol dosing? Or branching out into a completely new field?
If I won the lottery, as well as spending time riding bikes in nice places and rooting around dusty ruins and looking at beautiful art and wonderful cities, I would do some more formal study. The acquisition of knowledge and (hopefully) greater understanding is a fine way to spend one's time. Though I fear the more one studies, the more one realises how little one person can actually know.
Never done clinical, only trauma and stuff, innit.
v v v nervous about it all to tell the truth but v v v excited at the same time..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Fake it till you make itMattFalle said:
hopefully, fingers crossed, ODP, so completely and utterly new to me.hopkinb said:
Wot you going to study?MattFalle said:Does it show you're old when you have to scrolllllllllllll doooooooown to find you date of birth on the UCAS site and can't read the screen properly because the font is too small?
Advanced plaster application/calpol dosing? Or branching out into a completely new field?
If I won the lottery, as well as spending time riding bikes in nice places and rooting around dusty ruins and looking at beautiful art and wonderful cities, I would do some more formal study. The acquisition of knowledge and (hopefully) greater understanding is a fine way to spend one's time. Though I fear the more one studies, the more one realises how little one person can actually know.
Never done clinical, only trauma and stuff, innit.
v v v nervous about it all to tell the truth but v v v excited at the same time.
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