Saturday - Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide

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  • pinno said:

    Lovely day in sunny Bournemouth. Probably amble up to the bank and pay a cheque in (birthday yesterday). Afternoon walk around kingston lacy assuming it is local. If the NT let me book the tickets then thats good enough for me.

    How old are you?
    A wee snip at 54.
  • tlw1 said:

    This mornings run



    Today’s job removing the tiles



    That roof looks terrible.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Happy birthday DHL.
    {no one reads posts properly around here.

    Just post a picture of baps - you'll see,
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Can of worms being opened there. Careful now.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    The filter and bot server is in China and the human mods are asleep so we'll be able to look at them for a few hours at least.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    pinno said:

    Happy birthday DHL.
    {no one reads posts properly around here.

    Just post a picture of baps - you'll see,

    Oi! I wished him a happy birthday.
    Nobody reads posts properly around here 🙄
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    johngti said:

    Can of worms being opened there. Careful now.

    You've been here before...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354

    pinno said:

    Lovely day in sunny Bournemouth. Probably amble up to the bank and pay a cheque in (birthday yesterday). Afternoon walk around kingston lacy assuming it is local. If the NT let me book the tickets then thats good enough for me.

    How old are you?
    A wee snip at 54.
    We're the same age DHL. Until next week at least...when I move up the Covid jab priority list aka the pub pass.

    Happy birthday B)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    This mornings run



    Today’s job removing the tiles



    pick axe and sledge hammer on the tiles

    #smash'emtofuck


  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665

    seanoconn said:

    Morning folks,
    Traditional slow start is being enjoyed, looks like full on hibernation weather tomorrow.
    Keep the mop 'loon, my head still gets cold having clippers a few weeks ago.
    Good to see Mr GTI has decided to up his post count of pointless bollox in the BB. Shame Piña can't manage to start a daily thread after he's had his sleep, we'll have to get Seano Weaver to sort him out. If he survives the hounds of Bromley that is. Good luck with water and builders Spinner and TLW.
    I might have another cup of tea before my coffee.
    Oh happy birthday for yesterday DHL. Are you as old as Stevo is going to be?

    Excellent community meeting summary V👍
    Clerk of the parish council 😂
    😂
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    seanoconn said:

    We’re not in full on survival mode 😔 I’ve been watching YouTube and everything. I’ve set my tent up next to a garden fish pond in Bromley and I’ve fashioned a rod and crab pot from some sticks I found in the garden. Bear spray is at the ready in case of grizzly stevo attack.

    Bloody useless dogs, I only got them to deter foxes and other assorted vermin from the garden.

    Lie in had, went out with dogs, dropped watch off at post office for warranty repairs as one of them has bust. Next up is getting The Panzer and the Strifey Mobile washed as they're bloody filthy. May run later before the rain and snow turns up.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Happy birthday DHL , I believe there’s a couple more birthdays next week
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    pinno said:

    Just munching on some home made bread and (real, genuine) butter.
    Hmm... luverly.

    Caught anything yet Seano?



    Wait a min, yes I think I’ve caught something!...... nope, false alarm, it was stevo’s boot up my backside.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno said:


    mmm Bacon butties n beer during the rugby I think. Wasen't going to bother having anything to eat but that picture has made my mouth water...

    Still raining outside here, not stopped since around 8 this morning

    Happy Birthday DHL image
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    pinno said:


    They look more like a rustic roll than a bap
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • Obviously nobody reads the posts around here, it was my birthday yesterday. Anyway......
    Cleared the garden of cat sh1t in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.
    I also noted this afternoon our local pharmacy has been converted into a covid vaccination site.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Arris in gear got, ride ridened (why is past participle ridden when that of e.g. ripe is ripened?), good blast on the graveller again, bit of gloop and water but nothing like that suffered by Pross in t'other thread - maps indeed good idea. Skies cleared and temps dropping fast.

    Wash down of bike first with self to follow, then get on the rugby catch up. Timing is everything.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    Just munching on some home made bread and (real, genuine) butter.
    Hmm... luverly.

    Caught anything yet Seano?



    Wait a min, yes I think I’ve caught something!...... nope, false alarm, it was stevo’s boot up my backside.
    I've ordered this for you from Amazon:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301


    Cleared the garden of cat censored in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.

    Surely it easier to pick up frozen cat sh!t?

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    pinno said:


    Cleared the garden of cat censored in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.

    Surely it easier to pick up frozen cat sh!t?

    This ^^

    Hop waits for freezing winter before he clears his poop garden, launching them onto the bowls green. “Hurry hurry! Bend bend, run run, shot poop!” 👏👏
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    Just munching on some home made bread and (real, genuine) butter.
    Hmm... luverly.

    Caught anything yet Seano?



    Wait a min, yes I think I’ve caught something!...... nope, false alarm, it was stevo’s boot up my backside.
    I've ordered this for you from Amazon:


    Don't give Seano ideas that he's Luke Skywalker, 'cos if I catch him in my garden it'll end up like this (very rude audio):

    https://youtu.be/8UdM4R8a438
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    tlw1 said:

    This mornings run



    Today’s job removing the tiles



    pick axe and sledge hammer on the tiles

    #smash'emtofuck


    nic. good work done well.

    now trebuchet the whole skip in a one'r into next door's garden.

    (fire optional in this case)
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    Obviously nobody reads the posts around here, it was my birthday yesterday. Anyway......
    Cleared the garden of cat censored in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.
    I also noted this afternoon our local pharmacy has been converted into a covid vaccination site.

    happy birthday for yesterday.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    Just munching on some home made bread and (real, genuine) butter.
    Hmm... luverly.

    Caught anything yet Seano?



    Wait a min, yes I think I’ve caught something!...... nope, false alarm, it was stevo’s boot up my backside.
    I've ordered this for you from Amazon:


    There was a green one of them left on a log in Richmond Park today, I thought I should have taken a picture but couldn't be aris'd to go back.
    Went to mum's and fettled some sticks, front triangle ready for gluing now.


  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Tinkered with the winter bike a bit, watched no.1 son do his sports science jumping homework, sufferfested and watched England lose (🤣🤣🤣). Found out nuzest protein shake taste like feet when mixed in water.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Snigger 😎
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,336

    Obviously nobody reads the posts around here, it was my birthday yesterday. Anyway......
    Cleared the garden of cat censored in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.
    I also noted this afternoon our local pharmacy has been converted into a covid vaccination site.

    happy late birthday, had bubbly both nights so it's covered

    soggy out, february living down to expectation, it'll get worse
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810

    Obviously nobody reads the posts around here, it was my birthday yesterday. Anyway......

    Does nobody read my posts properly, I said happy birthday for yesterday 😁
  • pinno said:


    Cleared the garden of cat censored in anticipation of snow tomorrow morning.

    Surely it easier to pick up frozen cat sh!t?

    Not if I make a snowman while the kids throw snowballs at me.