I intend to send a threatening letter to Mike Tyson

shimanobottombracket
shimanobottombracket Posts: 376
in The bottom bracket
I wanna start a fight. So if I mail a request to M.G.Tyson for a fight, is that blackmail or black mail?

I also wonder if Jesus ever wore underpants or if Solid Snake could beat up Spiderman. Obviously superman would kick both their s's but my bicycle lock is a Kryptonite, so Spiderman could nick my bike lock and hit SuperMa rio n over the head with it. Brawn is good but with a big wang comes a requirent for knowing how to wield it.

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Is that you CB?

    You’ll give Bottom Bracket a bad rep posting cr@p like that.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Maybe the boys with the white jacket and belts should take him away to the funny farm for a few months.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    And this is why we don’t do drugs kids.
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    seanoconn said:

    And this is why we don’t do drugs kids.

    Or drink copious quantities of alcohol
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Can have a bit of whatever he's been smoking?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Stevo_666 said:

    Can have a bit of whatever he's been smoking?

    You're always looking for something to smoke.

    It can't be that difficult to get geared up in Bromley.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Can have a bit of whatever he's been smoking?

    You're always looking for something to smoke.

    It can't be that difficult to get geared up in Bromley.
    Haddock too, if you know where to look
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Can have a bit of whatever he's been smoking?

    You're always looking for something to smoke.

    It can't be that difficult to get geared up in Bromley.
    True, I have a 9 speed already B)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,137
    Everybody knows the fight is over and the future is one speed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Single speeds suck.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    focuszing723 said:

    Everybody knows the fight is over and the future is one speed.

    As is the past
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    shimanobottombracket said:

    I wanna start a fight.

    Oh no you don't
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