tougher lockdown rules

david37
david37 Posts: 1,313
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So i heard today that the lockdown will be tightened with exercise being limited in time to 30 mins once per day and with a requirement to stay within 5 miles of your home address.
Also to be taken with members of your own household only.

just the excuse i need to be pants in the summer (glass half full)

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  • joe_totale-2
    joe_totale-2 Posts: 1,333
    Source?
  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 5,845
    Better get a printout of "Emily's Short Mix" stuck to my top tube! :D
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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,630
    joe_totale-2 said:

    Source?

    His bottom.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    I shall await sources before commenting further
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  • Charlie_Croker
    Charlie_Croker Posts: 1,699
    david37 said:

    So i heard today that the lockdown will be tightened with exercise being limited in time to 30 mins once per day and with a requirement to stay within 5 miles of your home address.
    Also to be taken with members of your own household only.

    just the excuse i need to be pants in the summer (glass half full)

    Where did you 'hear' this?
    Name your source
    Beginning a paragraph with so, why? unnecessary
  • ugo.santalucia
    ugo.santalucia Posts: 28,255
    Interesting challenge, to see whether I can go as far as 5 miles and back in 30 minutes...
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    So does this mean we have to stop Strava after 30 mins?
  • ugo.santalucia
    ugo.santalucia Posts: 28,255
    tlw1 said:

    So does this mean we have to stop Strava after 30 mins?

    Basically, yes...

    Although, I don't think this will actually happen
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,687
    Media chatter.

    However, theoretically, should the focus be on addressing the minority who refuse to follow the current guidance rather than making it even more rigorous for the majority who do? Making things tougher for the obedient majority makes diddly squat difference to those who won't follow the new, current, any roolz.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,775
    This thread is the result of getting your info from Twatter.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,314
    pblakeney said:

    This thread is the result of getting your info from Twatter.

    That bastion of free press Parler is gone, so what other choice do people have?
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,253
    You're going to be conflicted when you see who's doing the briefing at 5pm today to announce how strict she's going to be.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,775
    kingstongraham said:

    You're going to be conflicted when you see who's doing the briefing at 5pm today to announce how strict she's going to be.



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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,509
    I guess it'll depend what sort of 'lockdown' she is imposing.
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    She's lovely. But so evil.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    All women are evil
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,687
    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    All women are evil
    You missed the smiley. Gonna get the misogynist flag waved at you (😉)
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    Have you seen her from the neck down? Totally agree, the smirk, while she looks at your inadequate equipment, phwoar, but then the heffalump lumbers into the room, sits down and eats all your cheese, then deports your dog, for "looking a bit french".
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    And that why, ladies and gents, is why we keep H3.

    #genius
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,509
    orraloon said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    All women are evil
    You missed the smiley. Gonna get the misogynist flag waved at you (😉)
    Its been mathematically proven.


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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,324
    Stevo_666 said:

    orraloon said:

    tlw1 said:

    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    All women are evil
    You missed the smiley. Gonna get the misogynist flag waved at you (😉)
    Its been mathematically proven.


    This is true, maths doesn't lie.
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    hopkinb said:

    MattFalle said:

    She's lovely. But so evil.

    Have you seen her from the neck down? Totally agree, the smirk, while she looks at your inadequate equipment, phwoar, but then the heffalump lumbers into the room, sits down and eats all your cheese, then deports your dog, for "looking a bit french".

    You missed that when she sits down, she accidentally crushes your matchstick model of The Hague.
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