Slowly starting Saturday

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,328
    seanoconn said:

    Afternoon folks,
    Traditional slow start was enjoyed. Just waddled towards Kingston with the EPO, went to a new food emporium that has opened a while ago. Lots of European food stuffs, so got some bread and pastries and wandered back. That's as far as she can walk at the moment.
    Lap of RP is quite a hike H³, no wonder Mini is pooped. How far is that, 8 miles round the perimeter I reckon. Might walk to the old dear's tomorrow.
    Daughter has just started crocheting, I reckon it got the name as a misspelling of people getting crotchety when they try it. Might be an idea for me to retire to the garage.

    Link to food emporium please V.
    https://kingstonfoodcentre.co.uk/

    Just behind the station
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,872
    Obviously I couldn’t leave the house after this mornings run, but if I did and went for a walk I would take a pictures like this



  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,153
    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,153
    Went for a hike up a local hill in the snow for an erection to test an antenna.
    Given that the roads were sheet ice, and heddlu have vowed to crucify anyone driving anywhere for a jolly there were a f*ckton all over the lanes and maybe 50 or so people up there.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,153

    thistle_ said:

    Anyone heard from Cargo bike? He seems to be very quiet of late

    Someone stole his avatar so he can't post.
    I wondered if someone had stole one of his bikes
    Someone ran one of them over the other day, but he wasn't riding it. Lad was ok by the sounds of it but bike wasn't.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    thistle_ said:

    Anyone heard from Cargo bike? He seems to be very quiet of late

    Someone stole his avatar so he can't post.
    I wondered if someone had stole one of his bikes
    in his fantasy world someone ran one of them over the other day, but he wasn't riding it, one of his fantasy employees was. Fantasy whanck fantasy lad employee was ok by the sounds of it but fantasy bike wasn't.
    ftfy

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    grazie.

    sounds loads of expense and hassle tbh.

    #howmuch?seriously?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,153
    edited January 2021
    If you've already got a power meter you're laughing, just install zwift on your phone (free trial) and see if it connects.

    If no power meter you can get by with a cheap Bluetooth speed sensor, if you can get hold of one.
    #bluepassport
  • thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    is it just a standard Sartori? MF has one in the lift but as we all know is clueless at this stuff.

    #buggeredifMFknows
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    is it just a standard Sartori? MF has one in the lift but as we all know is clueless at this stuff.

    #buggeredifMFknows
    Jesus, how big is your house?
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    is it just a standard Sartori? MF has one in the lift but as we all know is clueless at this stuff.

    #buggeredifMFknows
    Jesus, how big is your house?
    really big. we shoot peasants in the groubds in the summer.

    #fetchmethe50cal

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,554
    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    is it just a standard Sartori? MF has one in the lift but as we all know is clueless at this stuff.

    #buggeredifMFknows
    Jesus, how big is your house?
    really big. we shoot peasants in the groubds in the summer.

    #fetchmethe50cal

    there're a lot of those in the uk

    once the travel restrictions ease, there's definite opportunity for organised peasant shoots to bring in the tourists
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,554
    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    completely agree, but who mentioned pheasants?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    agree completely which is why we don't shoot pheasants

    #shootanimals?nothankyou
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sungod said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    thistle_ said:

    MattFalle said:


    Indoor session this morning once if got a my sensors working properly. New York followed by some hose stuff later, probably hit the hit tub later with a G&T.

    I thought you were in the kitchen?
    It is, it’s an open plan extension.

    How did you link ‘trainer to Zwift dude?

    #technology
    Trainer probably isn't linked.
    Speed sensor on rear wheel, or power meter linked to Zwift is my guess.
    Trainer is a controllable smart one so does power etc, it’s linked via Bluetooth to the laptop. It’s not that difficult, just a £10 dongle off Amazon makes it all work.
    is it just a standard Sartori? MF has one in the lift but as we all know is clueless at this stuff.

    #buggeredifMFknows
    Jesus, how big is your house?
    really big. we shoot peasants in the groubds in the summer.

    #fetchmethe50cal

    there're a lot of those in the uk

    once the travel restrictions ease, there's definite opportunity for organised peasant shoots to bring in the tourists
    occasionally we borrow a helicopter from work and use that.

    #justforshitsandgiggles
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited January 2021
    sungod said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    completely agree, but who mentioned pheasants?
    I misread. Yeah, shoot the plebs with aplomb obvs.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,872
    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    🤣 you drink gin at 8:30
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,360
    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    They are a bit fat, slow and mostly hand reared and some 12 bore cartridges have a spread of about 6 feet.
    That's how you can drink Gin and still hit them.

    Hardly a sport.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,872
    pinno said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    They are a bit fat, slow and mostly hand reared and some 12 bore cartridges have a spread of about 6 feet.
    That's how you can drink Gin and still hit them.

    Hardly a sport.
    Gin, then champagne then port. Then to the local pub
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    🤣 you drink gin at 8:30
    I've had a total of about 5 hours sleep since Friday.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited January 2021
    pinno said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    They are a bit fat, slow and mostly hand reared and some 12 bore cartridges have a spread of about 6 feet.
    That's how you can drink Gin and still hit them.

    Hardly a sport.
    Not to mention driven towards you in great numbers. It seems harder to miss.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,872
    elbowloh said:

    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    🤣 you drink gin at 8:30
    I've had a total of about 5 hours sleep since Friday.
    If it cheers you up I’m on 8 something sleep for the weekend and my youngest is 14.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    🤣 you drink gin at 8:30
    I've had a total of about 5 hours sleep since Friday.
    If it cheers you up I’m on 8 something sleep for the weekend and my youngest is 14.
    At least give me a glimmer of hope...
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,872
    elbowloh said:

    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    tlw1 said:

    elbowloh said:

    I don't get pheasant / grouse shooting at all. I just don't see how you can derive pleasure out of it without feeling a bit of a cnut.

    🤣 you drink gin at 8:30
    I've had a total of about 5 hours sleep since Friday.
    If it cheers you up I’m on 8 something sleep for the weekend and my youngest is 14.
    At least give me a glimmer of hope...
    😂
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,538
    edited January 2021
    Wait a few more years and your biggest problem will be getting them out of bed on a morning.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Stevo_666 said:

    Wait a few more years and your biggest problem will be getting them out of bed.

    I look forward to that day.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,328
    elbowloh said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Wait a few more years and your biggest problem will be getting them out of bed.

    I look forward to that day.
    Might not seem like it now, but one day you will wonder where the time went.

    #oldgit
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Problem is, we started pretty late with the whole children thing. I'll be 60 by the time he hits 18!

    I'll not be winning the dad's race on school sports day.

    Do they still do that?
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