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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    What is this ice shot thingy?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    pinno said:

    What is this ice shot thingy?

    Like an ice tray but makes shot glasses

  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    If you start cocking your leg against a lamp post to pee we'll know why
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    If you start cocking your leg against a lamp post to pee we'll know why
    That's more acceptable than some of things our dogs do...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    Primapore it's called...should have called it Primapaw.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    Primapore it's called...should have called it Primapaw.
    Ah, mf forgot. apols

    MF currently swears by medicinal honey for open wounds - works brilliantly.

    If its still open MF recommends a hot Epsom salts bath, soak all the crud out, slap on a load of honey and leave open as much as poss. Shed loads of red wine as well to make you strong from the inside.

    post a piccie up here as well so we can gaze on your infection

    #smellybuttastesnice
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    elbowloh said:

    Wound on the knee from last week's off has become infected, so I'm now on antibiotics. Shoulder still hurts, but getting better. The bruising on the ribs which used to hurt the least, now seems very sore, particularly when I sneeze or when 20month old decides to use me as a climbing frame.

    what are you using on the knee? is it still open?

    #MF'sbagofplasters
    Some dressing the wife told me to use (she's a vet).
    If you start cocking your leg against a lamp post to pee we'll know why
    or stopping to smell other people's testicles

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Sepsis.

    #sepsis.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Err, i'll pass on the above and hope the oral antibiotics work!
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited January 2021
    oxoman said:

    Yep, iv antibiotics, several days in hospital and an hour in surgery. Plus follow up antibiotics and further remedial surgery. No wish to repeat either.

    any pics of nurses' norks?

    #pictures
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    Err, i'll pass on the above and hope the oral antibiotics work!

    wineandmasturbation will do the job better than any poxy pills

    #trustMF
    #thinkofTDKOMBanditwillallbegood
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497

    pinno said:

    What is this ice shot thingy?

    Like an ice tray but makes shot glasses

    So why not put your shot glasses in the freezer like wot I does when I have Vodka?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!