Seriously? Like seriously?
https://www.bikeradar.com/features/clean-your-bike-in-7-simple-steps/
#slownewsweek
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
Comments
-
How to put your cycling shoes on. At least two steps for each foot.0
-
Considering the amount of cyclists who sit on their saddle wobbling on tip toe when stationary, nothing is too basic.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי1
-
First.Aspect said:
How to put your cycling shoes on. At least two steps for each foot.
You could make a series of episodes for this:
Week 1: Doing up Velcro
Week 2: Doing up laces
Week 3: Doing up Boa
Week 4: Undoing Velcro
Week 5: Undoing laces
Week 6: Undoing Boa
#likeNetflix.Butbetter
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
It's going to be a bugger walking around in cycling shoes for 3 weeks before learning how to undo them again.MattFalle said:First.Aspect said:How to put your cycling shoes on. At least two steps for each foot.
You could make a series of episodes for this:
Week 1: Doing up Velcro
Week 2: Doing up laces
Week 3: Doing up Boa
Week 4: Undoing Velcro
Week 5: Undoing laces
Week 6: Undoing Boa
#likeNetflix.Butbetter0 -
Does it warn about carbon frames dissolving in soapy water?MattFalle said:And next week, how to pump up your tyres......
https://www.bikeradar.com/features/clean-your-bike-in-7-simple-steps/
#slownewsweek0 -
That’s the advanced course.thistle_ said:
Does it warn about carbon frames dissolving in soapy water?MattFalle said:And next week, how to pump up your tyres......
https://www.bikeradar.com/features/clean-your-bike-in-7-simple-steps/
#slownewsweek
Did you find out where the missing letters went? What did they mean anyway?? I guessed “may not be working”...
Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
No idea, they left the underscore so that's clearly not worth stealing.Wheelspinner said:
That’s the advanced course.thistle_ said:
Does it warn about carbon frames dissolving in soapy water?MattFalle said:And next week, how to pump up your tyres......
https://www.bikeradar.com/features/clean-your-bike-in-7-simple-steps/
#slownewsweek
Did you find out where the missing letters went? What did they mean anyway?? I guessed “may not be working”...
It was a former club name from way back when so no loss. May not be working sounds better.0 -
For some reason I'd just assumed the small screen on my phone was abbreviating it, that wasn't it.thistle_ said:
No idea, they left the underscore so that's clearly not worth stealing.Wheelspinner said:
That’s the advanced course.thistle_ said:
Does it warn about carbon frames dissolving in soapy water?MattFalle said:And next week, how to pump up your tyres......
https://www.bikeradar.com/features/clean-your-bike-in-7-simple-steps/
#slownewsweek
Did you find out where the missing letters went? What did they mean anyway?? I guessed “may not be working”...
It was a former club name from way back when so no loss. May not be working sounds better.0 -
Do you think they will have a feature on how to charge a Garmin0
-
I could do with one for charging my Garmin watch. When I plug it in, sometimes it charges and sometimes it doesn't and I'd love to know what I'm doing wrong.lincolndave said:Do you think they will have a feature on how to charge a Garmin
0 -
Its all very cerebral stuff guys and I'm sure a lot of time and effort and planning went into it so maybe we should take it more seriously.
MF was hoping for a feature on how to fit seat posts into frames or handlebars into stems - you know the trickier side of wrenching your steed in pain cave.
#technical.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
The trickier issue is usually removing a seat post. 😉MattFalle said:Its all very cerebral stuff guys and I'm sure a lot of time and effort and planning went into it so maybe we should take it more seriously.
MF was hoping for a feature on how to fit seat posts into frames or handlebars into stems - you know the trickier side of wrenching your steed in pain cave.
#technical
Carbon frames don't like fire.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Is it inductive charging, or an actual connector? If latter, check socket for lint. Had an iPhone that started doing the same, to the point it would mostly not charge at all, or just partially at best. Took it to repair shop. They blew the pocket lint out. Fixed.thistle_ said:
I could do with one for charging my Garmin watch. When I plug it in, sometimes it charges and sometimes it doesn't and I'd love to know what I'm doing wrong.lincolndave said:Do you think they will have a feature on how to charge a Garmin
Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
Most Garmin watches use a sort of crocodile clip with several contact teeth. Older models could be a pain to line up properly but even on my current one I had to replace the cable as it just stopped working for no obvious reason. They're a terrible system.Wheelspinner said:
Is it inductive charging, or an actual connector? If latter, check socket for lint. Had an iPhone that started doing the same, to the point it would mostly not charge at all, or just partially at best. Took it to repair shop. They blew the pocket lint out. Fixed.thistle_ said:
I could do with one for charging my Garmin watch. When I plug it in, sometimes it charges and sometimes it doesn't and I'd love to know what I'm doing wrong.lincolndave said:Do you think they will have a feature on how to charge a Garmin
0 -
undo m5/m4 bolt on the clamp.pblakeney said:
The trickier issue is usually removing a seat post. 😉MattFalle said:Its all very cerebral stuff guys and I'm sure a lot of time and effort and planning went into it so maybe we should take it more seriously.
MF was hoping for a feature on how to fit seat posts into frames or handlebars into stems - you know the trickier side of wrenching your steed in pain cave.
#technical
Carbon frames don't like fire.
slide seat post out.
voila.
there, that's 5 minutes of video time or 4 hours of clubbie talk in 12 words
#slideitout.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
That's the theory. Try it after a few years of use. 😉MattFalle said:
undo m5/m4 bolt on the clamp.pblakeney said:
The trickier issue is usually removing a seat post. 😉MattFalle said:Its all very cerebral stuff guys and I'm sure a lot of time and effort and planning went into it so maybe we should take it more seriously.
MF was hoping for a feature on how to fit seat posts into frames or handlebars into stems - you know the trickier side of wrenching your steed in pain cave.
#technical
Carbon frames don't like fire.
slide seat post out.
voila.
there, that's 5 minutes of video time or 4 hours of clubbie talk in 12 words
#slideitoutThe above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Is it time for a "10 things they don't tell you about cycling" story?
1. You don't wear underwear under your shorts
2. You actually need to clip in to "clipless" pedals
3. etc.0 -
Always been fine with MFs bikespblakeney said:
That's the theory. Try it after a few years of use. 😉MattFalle said:
undo m5/m4 bolt on the clamp.pblakeney said:
The trickier issue is usually removing a seat post. 😉MattFalle said:Its all very cerebral stuff guys and I'm sure a lot of time and effort and planning went into it so maybe we should take it more seriously.
MF was hoping for a feature on how to fit seat posts into frames or handlebars into stems - you know the trickier side of wrenching your steed in pain cave.
#technical
Carbon frames don't like fire.
slide seat post out.
voila.
there, that's 5 minutes of video time or 4 hours of clubbie talk in 12 words
#slideitout
Perhaps he should make a video
#videography
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
0 -
https://www.bicycling.com/training/a20004265/how-to-shift/oxoman said:Good idea, add how to change gears to the list as well.
0 -
It always makes me laugh when reviews of 1x drivetrains harp on about how easy it is to use, yeah cause 2x drivetrains are so difficult and require a masters degree to operate properly...oxoman said:Good idea, add how to change gears to the list as well.
0 -
I had to explain to someone once that changing to the big ring for going uphill and small ring for downhill was an "unusual technique". 🤔oxoman said:Good idea, add how to change gears to the list as well.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.1 -
I'd pop that in your CV next time you apply for a job at CERN.oxoman said:I've got a triple tourer so what do get for that. Professorship.
0
