friday has taken over thirteen billion years to get here and there's a bit missing
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Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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We have that every year. Everyone says they hate the place but every year the results come back as everyone loves the place.Stevo_666 said:Must deal with the HR employee engagement survey (not the marriage type), although not too much to do. Managed to get really good scores by telling the minions that the best way to avoid having to do it next year was to give really good scores this time. And it bloody worked
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seanoconn said:
Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
If you don't find your keys, you won't be the Keymaster.Ben
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You have to physically do the whole walking through it backwards, that's what prompts the memory. Ignore Piña, he's been at the hallucinogens again. Lucky sod.seanoconn said:
I shall enter my mind palace and retrace my steps.veronese68 said:Morning folks,
The delights of wfh today, this means much tea has been consumed but only one coffeee so far. Should go for a run shortly, but it's cold and miserable so I might not bother. Might just do some of my wrist exercises instead as that's bothering me today, nothing too strenuous. Currently listening to Gil Scott Heron, apparently the revolution will not be televised. It'll be live streamed by a million idiots with mobile phones instead.
Seano, I have a tip for you to help with finding the missing keys. Tale told to me by a mate on Wednesday evening. He works with this old Singaporean guy and one day saw him walking through the office backwards. So he asked him what he was up to and the guy said it's a tradition that if you've forgotten what you were supposed to be doing or where you just put something you just rewind and go back through the motions until you remember or find the thing. Hope that helps, but try not to fall over anythnig whilst walking about backwards.
Went for a run in the park and took a picture for you, didn't find your keys though.
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That’s the problem, I might have 😔thistle_(mbnw) said:
In the outside of the door?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
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Cool pic V. Very Olde England hobbits and whatnot 👍veronese68 said:
You have to physically do the whole walking through it backwards, that's what prompts the memory. Ignore Piña, he's been at the hallucinogens again. Lucky sod.seanoconn said:
I shall enter my mind palace and retrace my steps.veronese68 said:Morning folks,
The delights of wfh today, this means much tea has been consumed but only one coffeee so far. Should go for a run shortly, but it's cold and miserable so I might not bother. Might just do some of my wrist exercises instead as that's bothering me today, nothing too strenuous. Currently listening to Gil Scott Heron, apparently the revolution will not be televised. It'll be live streamed by a million idiots with mobile phones instead.
Seano, I have a tip for you to help with finding the missing keys. Tale told to me by a mate on Wednesday evening. He works with this old Singaporean guy and one day saw him walking through the office backwards. So he asked him what he was up to and the guy said it's a tradition that if you've forgotten what you were supposed to be doing or where you just put something you just rewind and go back through the motions until you remember or find the thing. Hope that helps, but try not to fall over anythnig whilst walking about backwards.
Went for a run in the park and took a picture for you, didn't find your keys though.
Definitely a contender for pic of the day.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Thank you, I think that was the only point there weren't other people in the frame to spoil it, there was a couple behind the tree to the right but couldn't see them at that point. It was rather muddy.seanoconn said:
Cool pic V. Very Olde England hobbits and whatnot 👍veronese68 said:
You have to physically do the whole walking through it backwards, that's what prompts the memory. Ignore Piña, he's been at the hallucinogens again. Lucky sod.seanoconn said:
I shall enter my mind palace and retrace my steps.veronese68 said:Morning folks,
The delights of wfh today, this means much tea has been consumed but only one coffeee so far. Should go for a run shortly, but it's cold and miserable so I might not bother. Might just do some of my wrist exercises instead as that's bothering me today, nothing too strenuous. Currently listening to Gil Scott Heron, apparently the revolution will not be televised. It'll be live streamed by a million idiots with mobile phones instead.
Seano, I have a tip for you to help with finding the missing keys. Tale told to me by a mate on Wednesday evening. He works with this old Singaporean guy and one day saw him walking through the office backwards. So he asked him what he was up to and the guy said it's a tradition that if you've forgotten what you were supposed to be doing or where you just put something you just rewind and go back through the motions until you remember or find the thing. Hope that helps, but try not to fall over anythnig whilst walking about backwards.
Went for a run in the park and took a picture for you, didn't find your keys though.0 -
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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But when someone uses my keys to murder us as we sleep or worse drinks my vodka reduced in Sainsbury’s, she’ll know I didn’t find them and lied for sex.MattFalle said:
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
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But that's afterwards so all is well.seanoconn said:
But when someone uses my keys to murder us as we sleep or worse drinks my vodka reduced in Sainsbury’s, she’ll know I didn’t find them and lied for sex.MattFalle said:
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
Anyway, what is this sex of which you speak? EPO has never been such an appropriate name since she broke her pelvis
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Not going to ask howveronese68 said:
But that's afterwards so all is well.seanoconn said:
But when someone uses my keys to murder us as we sleep or worse drinks my vodka reduced in Sainsbury’s, she’ll know I didn’t find them and lied for sex.MattFalle said:
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
Anyway, what is this sex of which you speak? EPO has never been such an appropriate name since she broke her pelvisyoushe broke her pelvis.0 -
I think I was in bed at the time...elbowloh said:
Not going to ask howveronese68 said:
But that's afterwards so all is well.seanoconn said:
But when someone uses my keys to murder us as we sleep or worse drinks my vodka reduced in Sainsbury’s, she’ll know I didn’t find them and lied for sex.MattFalle said:
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
Anyway, what is this sex of which you speak? EPO has never been such an appropriate name since she broke her pelvisyoushe broke her pelvis.0 -
Can't you just pinch someone else's keys out of the bowl?MattFalle said:
can't you just borrow someone else's, wave them at her and say they are yours then furtively search for yours post coital?seanoconn said:Ok this is serious now. If I don’t find my keys I’m not getting any sex tonight. It’s not a joking matter.
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Today’s fun bike pic (haven’t done it yet)
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Well... did you try it? Be honest.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Keys founds ✔️
Jammy red roo wine ✔️
🍆🍑😃Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
oxoman you complete and utter f@cktard!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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I told you.seanoconn said:
I did ☺️ I was looking in the washing basket and I made sure no one could hear me. The little feckers hid my keys in my wife’s handbag!pinno said:Well... did you try it? Be honest.
And now you know.
And no one can tell you that you are mad or wrong.
You have opened the door on to a dark underworld where the little people are exposed to the light of your knowledge.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
