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The Corona and why it will kill you instantly upon contact

censored sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

No it it isn't you daft censored . The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/



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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,291 Lives Here
    So does that mean Corona is hotter than Sol, where do they measure the temperature of Sol? Also, how does the lime in the top of the bottle survive?
  • Ben6899Ben6899 Posts: 9,544

    censored sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft censored . The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/





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  • So does that mean Corona is hotter than Sol, where do they measure the temperature of Sol? Also, how does the lime in the top of the bottle survive?

    censored don't know. You Better Call Sol
  • Ben6899 said:

    censored sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft censored . The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/





    You okay hun?
    Yeah. Bit of a looney but fine.
  • dennisndennisn Posts: 10,584

    censored sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft censored . The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/



    It's been two or three months now. Are you feeling any better?
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 9,141
    Corona vs Mike Tyson?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • johngtijohngti Posts: 2,324
    It would have been Tyson once upon a time but I reckon the corona would have him in 5 rounds these days.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 10,466
    edited February 2021
    You could always try Vin Diesel aka Riddick. He's indestructible and he'd beat Tyson.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 10,466
    Either way I love Corona.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
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