The Corona and why it will kill you instantly upon contact

Fuckin sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

No it it isn't you daft fucker. The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/



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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    So does that mean Corona is hotter than Sol, where do they measure the temperature of Sol? Also, how does the lime in the top of the bottle survive?
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686

    Fuckin sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft fucker. The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/





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  • So does that mean Corona is hotter than Sol, where do they measure the temperature of Sol? Also, how does the lime in the top of the bottle survive?

    fuckin don't know. You Better Call Sol
  • Ben6899 said:

    Fuckin sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft fucker. The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/





    You okay hun?
    Yeah. Bit of a looney but fine.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601

    Fuckin sick of hearing Corona. I'm also sick of scientists and their machines. When their machines, or parts thereof, approach 5500-6000 degrees, they always have to say it. Without exception when an industrial process approaches 5500 degrees they always have to say it. ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN.

    No it it isn't you daft fucker. The centre of the Sun is about 15 milIion degrees. Lets assume they knew that. The surface of the Sun does indeed hover around 5-6k degrees. But nobody seems to mention that the Corona, an envelope of plasma surrounding the Sun is in fact 1MILLION DEGREES. Anyone who has direct contact with Corona should contact their local mortuary and not bother telling them a cremation is necessary.

    On a more serious note, the difference in temperature between the surface of the Sun and it's Corona is an ongoing mystery. A mystery that's currently being investigated.

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-corona/en/



    It's been two or three months now. Are you feeling any better?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Corona vs Mike Tyson?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    It would have been Tyson once upon a time but I reckon the corona would have him in 5 rounds these days.