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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    I was trying to avoid that one, it’s a f’ing bread roll. The word doesn’t even tell you what type of bread roll.

    :)

    Indeed, but a bread roll filled with porchetta from a street stall with a long queue of chattering Italians is thing of beauty.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Though in the interest of fairness, I'd be just as happy with a pork batch with apple sauce from a good hog roast stall here. Just the queue isn't usually so stylish.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,811
    Both are things of joy, unlike the misuse of language :-)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376


    Italian pedant mode on, cantuccini are small cantucci. Cantucci could equally be what SG means, but without seeing the size of them I can't say with any certainty. Don't get me started on "can I have a biscotti" or even worse "can I get a biscotti".

    Just relised they are those horrible little hard biscuit things that they always have loads of in Cafe Nerro because nobody every buys them (or used to).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    If only my shed was bigger, I could get some crude oil and they would pay me to take it!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    pinno said:

    If only my shed was bigger, I could get some crude oil and they would pay me to take it!

    Cristiano Ronaldo has been storing the stuff in his hair for years. Timing is everything...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    Both are things of joy, unlike the misuse of language :-)

    Si, d'accord, mio amici. :D
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    pinno said:

    If only my shed was bigger, I could get some crude oil and they would pay me to take it!

    Gotta refinery up there in yer shed? Or do you have a use for hydrocarbon sludge? Mebbe ye'd sell it to yon locals as bevvy? Though I suppose if you had space for a million barrels, they would pay you 5 million to take it, then if the price rises back up to usd 50 per barrel, you just sell it. Let's ask wheelspinner if he's close to a port, and fancies storing a million barrels of crude.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    edited April 2020
    Good idea Hoppy.

    Let's become the BB Oligarch's. I'll call you Logistics Hopski and Stevovski can do the books.

    (I'm glad MF is AWOL given his pyromania)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,339

    Evening folks,
    Another busy day, wfh for a bit followed by a wobble and some wfw followed by another wobble and more wfh. I'm looking forward to this being over so I get a bit more quiet time. Tomorrow is all wfh I think.

    hopkinb said:


    Those cantuccini? If so, I feel your pain bruv. Any other sort of cantuccini? Just have a custard cream.

    Italian pedant mode on, cantuccini are small cantucci. Cantucci could equally be what SG means, but without seeing the size of them I can't say with any certainty. Don't get me started on "can I have a biscotti" or even worse "can I get a biscotti".
    these are cantuccin, though there's another cafe that still has the full size ones, sometimes i get one there, all takeaway of course at the moment
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,149
    pinno said:

    If only my shed was bigger, I could get some crude oil and they would pay me to take it!

    You can store it in my oil tank, room for circa 1300 litres currently
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,376
    pinno said:

    Good idea Hoppy.

    Let's become the BB Oligarch's. I'll call you Logistics Hopski and Stevovski can do the books.

    (I'm glad MF is AWOL given his pyromania)

    I've just bought a few million barrels and given your house as the delivery address :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Thanks for that. I'm sure farmer boy will let me use his field.

    Funny; he's a 20 year old Dutch boy. He bought the farm for £2.4m. His dad is in the oil business.
    (Perhaps now, he'll give the farm to me for £24).

    I'll give him his due - he works hard, he's amenable and it's made quite a difference given shared perimeters etc.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    pinno said:

    I'll call you Logistics Hopski.

    Isn't that step83's GF?