tuesday and the temperature gradient has reversed

thistle_

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

pinno said:

Due to the fire risk WS, do you piddle on your house regularly?

Yes, but not to minimise the fire risk. It's good for the garden. :-)

If piddling on the garden was good for it, our lawn should win awards since we got 2 dogs. Unfortunately it looks cack.

Next door's labrador's paintstripper piddle killed their lawn so they got artificial grass and it seems to have killed that too.

Stevo_666

thistle_(mbnw) said:

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

pinno said:

Due to the fire risk WS, do you piddle on your house regularly?

Yes, but not to minimise the fire risk. It's good for the garden. :-)

If piddling on the garden was good for it, our lawn should win awards since we got 2 dogs. Unfortunately it looks cack.

Next door's labrador's paintstripper piddle killed their lawn so they got artificial grass and it seems to have killed that too.

We put down some astro turf type stuff on the bits of lawn that have got muddy with all the rain over the last 2-3 months and that's held up quite well. We'll very probably have to get it re-turfed as some point soon, so I'll need to see if there's some sort of genetically engineered turf that thrives on dog p!ss.

Stevo_666

oxoman said:

My brothers uses something called dog rocks in their water that is supposed to stop the dog pee wrecking the lawn.

I heard about that, but it's too late for current lawn...

Stevo_666

Wheelspinner said:

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

pinno said:

Due to the fire risk WS, do you piddle on your house regularly?

Yes, but not to minimise the fire risk. It's good for the garden. :-)

If piddling on the garden was good for it, our lawn should win awards since we got 2 dogs. Unfortunately it looks cack.

Entirely different, dog pee is better than weedkiller. But human’s is definitely good for citrus trees if nothing else.

Except @TLW1 which may be a bit, er, toxic... 🤪

thistle_

Stevo_666 said:

We put down some astro turf type stuff on the bits of lawn that have got muddy with all the rain over the last 2-3 months and that's held up quite well. We'll very probably have to get it re-turfed as some point soon, so I'll need to see if there's some sort of genetically engineered turf that thrives on dog p!ss.

Given enough grass and enough dog p!iss eventually natural selection should sort something out.

Stevo_666

thistle_(mbnw) said:

Stevo_666 said:

We put down some astro turf type stuff on the bits of lawn that have got muddy with all the rain over the last 2-3 months and that's held up quite well. We'll very probably have to get it re-turfed as some point soon, so I'll need to see if there's some sort of genetically engineered turf that thrives on dog p!ss.

Given enough grass and enough dog p!iss eventually natural selection should sort something out.

The hounds have done their bit. My lawn seems to have failed.

Whats the view on dog turds and lawns?

veronese68

Stevo_666 said:

Whats the view on dog turds and lawns?

I know what the MF's would do.

thistle_

Stevo_666 said:

thistle_(mbnw) said:

Stevo_666 said:

We put down some astro turf type stuff on the bits of lawn that have got muddy with all the rain over the last 2-3 months and that's held up quite well. We'll very probably have to get it re-turfed as some point soon, so I'll need to see if there's some sort of genetically engineered turf that thrives on dog p!ss.

Given enough grass and enough dog p!iss eventually natural selection should sort something out.

The hounds have done their bit. My lawn seems to have failed.

Whats the view on dog turds and lawns?

The fruits of the sausage plants?

Stevo_666

veronese68 said:

Stevo_666 said:

Whats the view on dog turds and lawns?

I know what the MF's would do.

Good thought, but they're a bit wet and soggy these days.

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

pinno said:

Due to the fire risk WS, do you piddle on your house regularly?

Yes, but not to minimise the fire risk. It's good for the garden. :-)

If piddling on the garden was good for it, our lawn should win awards since we got 2 dogs. Unfortunately it looks cack.

Entirely different, dog pee is better than weedkiller. But human’s is definitely good for citrus trees if nothing else.

Except @TLW1 which may be a bit, er, toxic... 🤪

Toxic? No: flammable: 180 proof industrial alcohol.

tlw1

Wheelspinner said:

Stevo_666 said:

Wheelspinner said:

pinno said:

Due to the fire risk WS, do you piddle on your house regularly?

Yes, but not to minimise the fire risk. It's good for the garden. :-)

If piddling on the garden was good for it, our lawn should win awards since we got 2 dogs. Unfortunately it looks cack.

Entirely different, dog pee is better than weedkiller. But human’s is definitely good for citrus trees if nothing else.

Except @TLW1 which may be a bit, er, toxic... 🤪

I will send you some

tlw1

We are lucky and back onto woods so puppy only messes up the lawn/courtyard and sun room (yep found a present in there yesterday) for a short period

Stevo_666

Junior hound (not quite 10kg) decided to pick a play fight with a Bernese mountain dog in the park. He's got balls considering they were only removed last month.