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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Pinno wrote:
    Step83 wrote:
    Wooing the wife?

    tbh, following the unappreciation she showed over the jump leads i got her for christmas, i don't think she would appreciate this either...

    She was probably upset at the lack of a battery charger to go with the jump leads.
    I suppose it depends what part of her he clamped the leads onto.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Step83 wrote:
    Wooing the wife?

    tbh, following the unappreciation she showed over the jump leads i got her for christmas, i don't think she would appreciate this either...

    She was probably upset at the lack of a battery charger to go with the jump leads.


    well, they were a possibility for her birthday but after the whinging about the previous off the cuff ad hoc pressie of a tow rope (posts passim) and then the jump lead debacle, I thought stuff it.

    Nina wouldn't be like this.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Step83 wrote:
    ketamine is what you want. just chill through the day and it'll all sort itself out.......

    I'll take some of that, stupid amounts of pain right now

    what ya done dude?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    Step83 wrote:
    ketamine is what you want. just chill through the day and it'll all sort itself out.......

    I'll take some of that, stupid amounts of pain right now

    what ya done dude?

    He's got a Kidney infection.

    Mix well: 3 parts paraffin/1 part Vodka and a dash of Tabasco I say.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    Paraffin needs atomisation to really work properly, so he shouldn't be too flammable.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Pinno wrote:
    Step83 wrote:
    ketamine is what you want. just chill through the day and it'll all sort itself out.......

    I'll take some of that, stupid amounts of pain right now

    what ya done dude?

    He's got a Kidney infection.

    Mix well: 3 parts paraffin/1 part Vodka and a dash of Tabasco I say.

    Ill take two please!