Shrinked penis after long rides

isotonik

whay is this

david7m

bristolpete

Funny as I got in yesterday to find her indoors at the top of the stairs in a pair of come to bed heels.

So actually, oddly, mine grows post ride. LOL.

(note, I made it up for comedy).

jeddy11

Think that should be shrunken

keef66

Most people prefer the convenience of a protein shake

Darius_Jedburgh

keef66 wrote:

Most people prefer the convenience of a protein shake

I've never heard it called that before!!!

navrig2

Best that you avoid getting changed after a long, cold ride, in front of your missus. The ridicule can be very demoralising and affect your performance.

navrig2

Allegedly!

Wayne Plunger

That's the long and short of it.

meursault

keef66 wrote:

Most people prefer the convenience of a protein shake

ayjaycee

Wayne Plunger wrote:

That's the long and short of it.

No Wayne, that’s the short and maybe even shorter of it.

surfercyclist

You lot should try surfing in the winter, now that's when you get shrinkage!

ExCyclist

Shrinkage? Isn't it being like a racing snail wearing a helmet normal?

photonic69

Ha! When I used to mountain bike if found the opposite effect with the nose of the saddle banging against my prostate on descents! Ooh! Errr, missus!

supermurph09

It’s more aero, don’t worry.

ali69er

Surfing in winter as mentioned wins the shrinkage award.

CptKernow

ali69er wrote:

Surfing in winter as mentioned wins the shrinkage award.

Surfing in the summer in the UK comes a close second...

davep1

Navrig2 wrote:

Best that you avoid getting changed after a long, cold ride, in front of your missus. The ridicule can be very demoralising and affect your performance.

My missus just has see me in my cycling clothes for the ridicule to start :roll:

navrig2

DaveP1 wrote:

Navrig2 wrote:

Best that you avoid getting changed after a long, cold ride, in front of your missus. The ridicule can be very demoralising and affect your performance.

My missus just has see me in my cycling clothes for the ridicule to start :roll:

With comments about Freddy Mercury and other such inuendo?

lakesluddite

Well I have the first Open Water swim session of the year tonight in Windermere. It's currently 9c air temperature, and probably very similar in the water (which will feel more like freezing!), so it'll be less shrinkage, more like inversion!

isotonik

I think it was too much too soon, a riding partner suggested getting up out of the saddle ever 10 minutes, also Im going to invest in a new saddle with cut out groove down the middle so that blood flows naturally

Darius_Jedburgh

I bought a Selle Italia Q-bik saddle for that purpose. Could never get comfortable with it. Swapped it for a Charge Spoon and noticed the difference immediately.

The construction round the hole seemed excessively rigid, perhaps it needs to be to keep everything in place. Didn't hurt my todger but boy did it hurt my crack! Lots of pimples and rash appeared.

If you want to try it you can have it for the postage costs...I won't be using it again.

Alejandrosdog

if you just stop and discreetly manually manipulate the organ every so often (obviously not too vigorously and not more than 3 shakes at a time) you'll be fine.

I recommend somewhere out of the way and not near a school

priory

''discreetly manually manipulate the organ every so often''

in cycling tights discreetly will be a challenge . Perhaps a print of this thread in your back pocket might come in handy when explaining yourself to the bobby. Or wear a brown raincoat.

Wayne Plunger

I remember.

ugo.santalucia

It is a well known phenomenon... the longer the ride, the shorter the penis...

After this one, it had shrank so much it had gone inwards and I finally found it up my axxe

https://www.strava.com/activities/1584821257