You can see my pecker...

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    May I suggest a sex change?
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  • k3vinjam3s
    k3vinjam3s Posts: 266
    Havent responded to any of your threads as tbh they didnt need a response as you were over thinking everything and probably would do what you want to and ignore the good advice. I honestly cant believe an adult would put up some of the shite you have been. Im all for people being enthusiastic and irecommend our hobby to everyone but do you really need to ask everything from the obvious to the totally pointless?

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.
  • Wayne Plunger
    Wayne Plunger Posts: 444
    Just send your knob back and change it for a different one like you did with your bike.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,624
    cooldad wrote:
    May I suggest a sex change?

    Then enter some cycling track races.
  • StillGoing
    StillGoing Posts: 5,211
    cougie wrote:
    Are you quite sure you're not a troll?

    Because you do sound a lot like one.

    Oh one of many incarnations.
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  • Mad_Malx
    Mad_Malx Posts: 5,011
    :lol:
    Wayne Plunger wrote:
    Just send your knob back and change it for a different one like you did with your bike.
  • bongofish
    bongofish Posts: 123
    k3vinjam3s wrote:
    Havent responded to any of your threads as tbh they didnt need a response as you were over thinking everything and probably would do what you want to and ignore the good advice. I honestly cant believe an adult would put up some of the shite you have been. Im all for people being enthusiastic and irecommend our hobby to everyone but do you really need to ask everything from the obvious to the totally pointless?

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.

    It's weird though...because all my threads are in the top 3 of the page and have alit of replys. Maybe it's because there ridiculous but either way people find them interesting. I don't want you to reply to any of my threads you otter faced, budgie haired elephant man
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Budgies are notorious for not having hair.
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    cougie wrote:
    Budgies are notorious for not having hair.
    And otters are rather nice little creatures.
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  • scott_w1987
    scott_w1987 Posts: 316
    Duct tape.

    Or just man the fuck up. Every male has one(almost), who cares?
  • bongofish
    bongofish Posts: 123
    cougie wrote:
    Budgies are notorious for not having hair.

    *Hand slaps own face*.....exactly
  • k3vinjam3s
    k3vinjam3s Posts: 266
    Bongofish wrote:
    k3vinjam3s wrote:
    Havent responded to any of your threads as tbh they didnt need a response as you were over thinking everything and probably would do what you want to and ignore the good advice. I honestly cant believe an adult would put up some of the shite you have been. Im all for people being enthusiastic and irecommend our hobby to everyone but do you really need to ask everything from the obvious to the totally pointless?

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.

    It's weird though...because all my threads are in the top 3 of the page and have alit of replys. Maybe it's because there ridiculous but either way people find them interesting. I don't want you to reply to any of my threads you otter faced, budgie haired elephant man

    How did you know what i look like?

    Seriously though. I think they are in the top 3 because people cant resist taking the piss out of you and seeing what drivel you come up with next. People are polite here and like to humour the simpleton. I think a lot of the pisstaking may be over your head though.

    Either way i may respond to your threads and give constructive advice as i really dnt do forum fueds. So good look in your new found hobby and i honestly hope you continue to enjoy it, with or without your pecker on show.
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,848
    k3vinjam3s wrote:

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.

    This..... I am waiting on the "How often should I lube my chain whip?" question in the Workshop. :roll:
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Bongofish wrote:
    cougie wrote:
    Budgies are notorious for not having hair.

    *Hand slaps own face*.....exactly

    Keep slapping...
  • MiddleRinger
    MiddleRinger Posts: 678
    Navrig2 wrote:
    k3vinjam3s wrote:

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.

    This..... I am waiting on the "How often should I lube my chain whip?" question in the Workshop. :roll:

    Twice a month (or every 4 cassette swaps) and dry lube only. Wax if it's your race cassette.
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  • bonk_king
    bonk_king Posts: 277
    I've just covered the dining room table in porridge. Hahaha. I can safely say that never in my days have I heard anyone, ever, call someone an otter faced, budgie haired elephant man, hahaha.
  • johngti
    johngti Posts: 2,508
    Bongofish wrote:

    It's weird though...because all my threads are in the top 3 of the page and have alit of replys. Maybe it's because there ridiculous but either way people find them interesting. I don't want you to reply to any of my threads you otter faced, budgie haired elephant man

    Hold on...are you Donald Trump?
  • sandyballs
    sandyballs Posts: 577
    MiddleRinger wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    k3vinjam3s wrote:

    Its funny as i read the thread title and knew it would be you instantly.

    This..... I am waiting on the "How often should I lube my chain whip?" question in the Workshop. :roll:

    Twice a month (or every 4 cassette swaps) and dry lube only. Wax if it's your race cassette.

    My chain whip needs replacing can I use a KMC quick link or must I use the Shimano pin method?
  • Alejandrosdog
    Alejandrosdog Posts: 1,975
    When he's mastered this I cant wait for part two, "how high up do you stop shaving above the knee? for hairy shorts or do you go all porn star" LOLOL
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,737
    Is that 70s porn star or...?
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Well, it did cross my mind that the thread title might be an invitation...
  • Alejandrosdog
    Alejandrosdog Posts: 1,975
    orraloon wrote:
    Is that 70s porn star or...?

    thats an entirely different thread :)
  • clickrumble
    clickrumble Posts: 304
    The solution to this problem is simple. You take a small skirt which can be carried folded up in your Jersey pocket. Just slip into it after dismounting at the garden centre and stroll confidently into the cafe.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,624
    Clickrumble wrote:
    The solution to this problem is simple. You take a small skirt which can be carried folded up in your Jersey pocket. Just slip into it after dismounting at the garden centre and stroll confidently into the cafe.

    Funny you should say that...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,453
    There's nowt stranger than folk.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,737
    Pinno wrote:
    There's nowt stranger than folk.
    Think that should be "nowt as queer as folk", said in an inclusive manner embracing diversity of course.

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