thursday putting my tank on their lawn

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    Yay, it's TLW.
    How the heck are you?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,144
    Pinno wrote:
    Yay, it's TLW.
    How the heck are you?
    All good, especially when we compare back stories - mine is shoot compared to you two
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Yay, it's TLW.
    How the heck are you?
    All good, especially when we compare back stories - mine is shoot compared to you two

    You must have been through some sh!t then.

    Let's get back to talking bollocks.

    I'll be hilariously sliding my way to work on cx tyres to tomorrow, that's got to be worth a laugh.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    We're not playing brag - honest.

    I has been chopping down 4 trees in the garden. It's been a hell of a lot of work. 4 Sycamores and 1 Sitca spruce. I planted the Sitca in 1985!

    Take the head cam with you Hoppy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Self flagellation will get you no where :D

    Self flagellation, you can't beat it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,805
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be hilariously sliding my way to work on cx tyres to tomorrow, that's got to be worth a laugh.
    Pub hack MTB for me tomorrow, flat pedals and fat tyres. Traffic was dreadful as I cruised past it this evening :lol:
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be hilariously sliding my way to work on cx tyres to tomorrow, that's got to be worth a laugh.
    Pub hack MTB for me tomorrow, flat pedals and fat tyres. Traffic was dreadful as I cruised past it this evening :lol:

    But the fumes...
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be hilariously sliding my way to work on cx tyres to tomorrow, that's got to be worth a laugh.
    Pub hack MTB for me tomorrow, flat pedals and fat tyres. Traffic was dreadful as I cruised past it this evening :lol:

    But the fumes...

    Smoke a pipe so that you don't notice the.
    One of the memories from childhood is the aroma from my granddad's pipe.
    Not very fashionable at all now amongst smokers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,322
    Evening navel gazers,

    Not long landed in the frozen North (mercury hit -5 through North Yorks) bit I got away in time to dodge the snow. Got the heating on full blast, pint of cider and a pot noodle in front of me and Starship Troopers on the box.

    I won't treat everyone to my life philosophy....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I won't treat everyone to my life philosophy....

    You only have to wander over to cake stop to get a flavour of that! :wink:

    Actually, that phrase "life philosophy" reminds me of that Monty Python skit from Meaning of Life, when the French waiter played by Eric Idle takes the cameraman on a walk, telling us how his life philosophy had led to his becoming a waiterrr. It ends up with him telling them all to "fcuk off, don't come following me". Used to make me chortle when I was a lad, though being 14, I liked the scene where the chap had chosen the manner of his death the most - being chased by a "bevy of topless beauties" off the edge of a cliff.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,322
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I won't treat everyone to my life philosophy....

    You only have to wander over to cake stop to get a flavour of that! :wink:

    Actually, that phrase "life philosophy" reminds me of that Monty Python skit from Meaning of Life, when the French waiter played by Eric Idle takes the cameraman on a walk, telling us how his life philosophy had led to his becoming a waiterrr. It ends up with him telling them all to "fcuk off, don't come following me". Used to make me chortle when I was a lad, though being 14, I liked the scene where the chap had chosen the manner of his death the most - being chased by a "bevy of topless beauties" off the edge of a cliff.
    There's more to my philosophy than tormenting lefties and do-gooders :)

    I remember those Python sketches :D I think there was 'Lynx' ad which was a crib of that death by topless beauties one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's more to my philosophy than tormenting lefties and do-gooders :)

    I know that Stevo! Hence the winky emoticon.

    We all know that in secret you're a fund raiser for Momentum, your best mate is Shami Chakrabati, you run a free halfway house and refuge for homeless addicts, and the only reason you're buying that big Mercedes is to make sure it never gets driven and pollutes the atmosphere. :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,322
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's more to my philosophy than tormenting lefties and do-gooders :)

    I know that Stevo! Hence the winky emoticon.

    We all know that in secret you're a fund raiser for Momentum, your best mate is Shami Chakrabati, you run a free halfway house and refuge for homeless addicts, and the only reason you're buying that big Mercedes is to make sure it never gets driven and pollutes the atmosphere. :D
    That was for the benefit of the lefties and do gooders, but I think you're getting me mixed up with Pinno. I know he has a Merc that he hardly ever drives :)

    Actually, if I'm going to do as well as him on the 'stopping cars polluting' front, I'd better buy a Porsche as well :twisted:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,805
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Actually, if I'm going to do as well as him on the 'stopping cars polluting' front, I'd better buy a Porsche as well :twisted:
    Cars don't pollute much if you take them apart so you can't drive them.
    Reference the fumes as I passed the traffic, they weren't bad enough to stop me whistling "Bring Me Sunshine" as I breezed by. I doubt anyone heard it but I thought sounding happy would maximise annoyance if any of them heard me.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...but I think you're getting me mixed up with Pinno. I know he has a Merc that he hardly ever drives :)

    Twice a day on school days and today, I took the Porker out deep into the sticks*, despite the risk of ice, proving i'm no snowflake.
    It's running fine but it will run even better with the recon engine and box in it

    *for spicy hot potato soup, with home made bread followed by Cappuccino and chocolate cake and coffee.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,322
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...but I think you're getting me mixed up with Pinno. I know he has a Merc that he hardly ever drives :)

    Twice a day on school days and today, I took the Porker out deep into the sticks*, despite the risk of ice, proving i'm no snowflake.
    It's running fine but it will run even better with the recon engine and box in it

    *for spicy hot potato soup, with home made bread followed by Cappuccino and chocolate cake and coffee.
    A Merc and a Porsche. You little capitalist you.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...but I think you're getting me mixed up with Pinno. I know he has a Merc that he hardly ever drives :)

    Twice a day on school days and today, I took the Porker out deep into the sticks*, despite the risk of ice, proving i'm no snowflake.
    It's running fine but it will run even better with the recon engine and box in it

    *for spicy hot potato soup, with home made bread followed by Cappuccino and chocolate cake and coffee.


    cappucino? you make us all sick.

    #disappointed
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ...but I think you're getting me mixed up with Pinno. I know he has a Merc that he hardly ever drives :)

    Twice a day on school days and today, I took the Porker out deep into the sticks*, despite the risk of ice, proving i'm no snowflake.
    It's running fine but it will run even better with the recon engine and box in it

    *for spicy hot potato soup, with home made bread followed by Cappuccino and chocolate cake and coffee.
    A Merc and a Porsche. You little capitalist you.

    ..and a Ford Traaaansit vaaaaaan. Innit.

    What were we saying about coffee Stevo?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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