Bananas don't agree with me?

secretsam

Surely I'm not the only one, but went on a ride yesterday and had an upset tum, first time in ages but also first time I've eaten nanas on the ride.

Normally I'm fine with bananas, but I think something about them sends my stomach nuts, cramps,etc

Anyone else get this, or just me?

tgotb

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

secretsam

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

While you're in negotiations with the above-mentioned fruit, ask it whether it's the cause of my digestive woes

tgotb

SecretSam wrote:

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

While you're in negotiations with the above-mentioned fruit, ask it whether it's the cause of my digestive woes

Sorry, it's not talking to me at all; knew I shouldn't have mentioned Brexit :-(

veronese68

I think the silence of the banana is an indicator of guilt with respect to both issues.

pblakeney

My nana is dead. Explains the silence.

mrfpb

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

Bloody bananas, coming here, taking over our fruit and veg sections, displacing our poor English apples, upsetting our tums....

secretsam

mrfpb wrote:

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

Bloody bananas, coming here, taking over our fruit and veg sections, displacing our poor English apples, upsetting our tums....

To be fair, an apple's pretty tricky to carry and eat on a bike

jds_1981

SecretSam wrote:

mrfpb wrote:

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

Bloody bananas, coming here, taking over our fruit and veg sections, displacing our poor English apples, upsetting our tums....

To be fair, an apple's pretty tricky to carry and eat on a bike

Just core it and use a bungee to hold it in your mouth?

mrfpb

SecretSam wrote:

mrfpb wrote:

TGOTB wrote:

I have a banana on my desk, so I thought I'd try this out. I asked what it thought of my views on Brexit; from the diplomatic silence, I can only conclude it disagrees...

Bloody bananas, coming here, taking over our fruit and veg sections, displacing our poor English apples, upsetting our tums....

To be fair, an apple's pretty tricky to carry and eat on a bike

Only if you insist on peeling it

itboffin

I've been cultivating one on my desk at work for a few weeks now, its almost ready ..

too either run away on its own or disappear, smells pretty nice