Cycling jokes

JoshH79
JoshH79 Posts: 24
edited March 2018 in Road general
The worst words a cyclist can hear from their doctor: ‘I’m very sorry to have to tell you this, but I’m afraid you don’t have asthma.’

Or something like that.

Hopefully they’ll get better from here :)

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Can you post this in pro race forum, and mention Wiggins, Yates & Froome
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • JoshH79
    JoshH79 Posts: 24
    I’m still hoping you can catch asthma like you can chicken pox. If so, there’s hope for me yet.
  • JoshH79
    JoshH79 Posts: 24
    What’s a cyclist’s favourite day?

    TUEsday.

    Maybe they’re getting worse, not better.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    team Sky
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,721
    UCI anti-doping rules.

    Thinking on:

    UCI
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Those YouTube videos showing wheels spinning and declaring them proof of motor doping.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    JoshH79 wrote:
    I’m still hoping you can catch asthma like you can chicken pox. If so, there’s hope for me yet.

    I don't think you actually want asthma, just a doctor who is willing to say you have it
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes

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