Uh oh! You just lost your KOM on . . .

Orkneylad
Orkneylad Posts: 104
edited March 2018 in Road general
Not a great feeling, can remember how much it hurt to get it.....not helped by the fact that he was seemingly pumping out 400w/hr average and is 20 years my junior.

Boo!!

Now. Where does one go for therapy? :D

Comments

  • Move to a location where hardly anyone rides?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Orkneylad
    Orkneylad Posts: 104
    Move to a location where hardly anyone rides?

    hehe probably no 'fun' in that either.....I can see a dystopian future ahead where that tidy brace of wee crowns disappear one by one, and my legs only get weaker......Oh wait, that's already here.....meh!!
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Move to a location where hardly anyone rides?
    :wink:
  • lesfirth
    lesfirth Posts: 1,382
    Do not dwell on the past. Just click on your age group and ignore all the kids. There is usually some geriatric superman who you have to battle against. :D
  • dabber
    dabber Posts: 1,980
    lesfirth wrote:
    Do not dwell on the past. Just click on your age group and ignore all the kids. There is usually some geriatric superman who you have to battle against. :D

    LOL... that's just what I do ... there are plenty of 70-74s to give me trouble :shock:
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  • Orkneylad
    Orkneylad Posts: 104
    lesfirth wrote:
    Do not dwell on the past. Just click on your age group and ignore all the kids. There is usually some geriatric superman who you have to battle against. :D

    Good advice. Probably :D will try to take it!

    What I really need is an 'Old Man of the Mountains' category . . . . if I need to grow a flowing white beard for that, so be it.
  • pilot_pete
    pilot_pete Posts: 2,120
    Or you could just ride your bike for enjoyment rather than keep searching for the strongest windy days to try to prove yourself the fastest...

    PP
  • drhaggis
    drhaggis Posts: 1,150
    Or, you could go to the Canaries, or Girona, where pros spend the winter, or San Sebastian (1 day race last w/e of July) so when you see KOM's owned by Kwiato, or GvA or Thibaut Pinot or the likes, you don't feel nearly as bad.

    EDIT: Just for laughs, because I've spent some holidays there, I went and took a look at the last climb of the Clasica San sebastian:
    https://www.strava.com/segments/7692880

    The first non-pro cyclist is in 24th... and is a pro triathlete. The best attempt that I can't relate to a pro rider or a pro triathlon is at no. 62, a mere 4 minutes slower than Kwiato last year.

    Edinburgh is still safe from the hands of pros, but only because it was only the start of last year's Tour of Britain.
  • Orkneylad
    Orkneylad Posts: 104
    @DrHaggis

    Yep it isn't so bad when you see some monster smash your KOM by minutes, worse when it's a second or so.....excruciating! Mind you, I can now appreciate the 'anguish' of those I've given a close haircut.....what goes around comes around.
    :D
  • jollygiant
    jollygiant Posts: 117
    I always think, well I did my best on that day to get KOM and they did theirs today. Then look at their age and say yup they should have beaten me as they are x amount of years younger.

    I am nearly 48 and if it takes someone 10 years younger to beat me, then I'm doing pretty good in my eyes.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,823
    Lose my KOM? Well that's never going to happen :oops:
  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Lose my KOM? Well that's never going to happen :oops:

    I apparently I have two, one I think is mostly though it’s somewhere popular it’s a slightly less used route, only a few Seconds in it anyway. The other is steep wet climb and has grand total of 10 people! I suspect most wherent daft enough to attempt to ride it hence I’m a few mins ahead!
  • eric_draven
    eric_draven Posts: 1,192
    DrHaggis wrote:
    Or, you could go to the Canaries, or Girona, where pros spend the winter, or San Sebastian (1 day race last w/e of July) so when you see KOM's owned by Kwiato, or GvA or Thibaut Pinot or the likes, you don't feel nearly as bad.

    EDIT: Just for laughs, because I've spent some holidays there, I went and took a look at the last climb of the Clasica San sebastian:
    https://www.strava.com/segments/7692880

    The first non-pro cyclist is in 24th... and is a pro triathlete. The best attempt that I can't relate to a pro rider or a pro triathlon is at no. 62, a mere 4 minutes slower than Kwiato last year.

    Edinburgh is still safe from the hands of pros, but only because it was only the start of last year's Tour of Britain.

    I'm still trying to get under twice the time of one of the Yates brothers, on one of the climbs round here after they used it on the Tour de Yorkshire
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,166
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Lose my KOM? Well that's never going to happen :oops:

    Likewise... I occasionally get one saying I've lost a running KOM because a proper runner has finally done that segment.
  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    What's a KOM? :(
  • naavt
    naavt Posts: 226
    What's a KOM? :(

    KOM = Kickoff Meeting! These guys are all skipping work to ride a bicycle! pfff... :lol:
  • jrich
    jrich Posts: 278
    I get this stupid message every week because I made the mistake of taking some KOMs just down the road from Woburn mountain bike park - every weekend it's guaranteed that a least one numpty will leave their Garmin running in the car as they drive home. I'd almost welcome someone depriving me of those KOMs.
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    I'm almost certainly the slowest cyclist round here, in my age group or otherwise, but having nothing to do with Strava means I'll never have it confirmed...

    Ignorance in my case is definitely bliss :D
  • okgo
    okgo Posts: 4,368
    I've had about 100 of these emails since the new year. Only 1 has proved to be actually legit.
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  • proto
    proto Posts: 1,483
    Mate of mine, female, recently took one of the Girona climbs off Ashleigh Moolman, which I thought pretty cool.
  • neeb
    neeb Posts: 4,473
    The opposite of this is when you discover you have a KOM 2 years after the event, because someone has subsequently designed a segment you already have the fastest time on (I only have two KOMs but bizzarely the only worthwhile one is of that type).
  • JoshH79
    JoshH79 Posts: 24
    Probably worse when you’ve got a running KOM (or equivalent) and you get that notification to say someone’s taken it and it’s some guy who’s done a thirty mile ‘run’ at pretty much marathon world record pace.

    Flipping cyclists :D
  • It's all relative. I've got a couple of KOMs out here, but only because there's a lot less cyclists than when I was in Surrey and the fastest ones haven't ridden those segments hard. My days of worrying about Strava leader boards a long behind me.

    I do still hate receiving that email though...... lol ;-)
  • Not KOM related, but it's funny. A guy that started out riding by doing pub rides has started doing real group rides now. Good for him. However, he has a horrible habit of posting a very short ride of about 7 miles as "21 MPH SOLO, BY MYSELF".

    But, then they post the 7 miles return route home separate later and you see them plodding along at 14mph. The 21mph being done downwind as well, the wind here is out of the west 90% of the time.
  • You can turn off those email notifications if it bothers you.
    "You really think you can burn off sugar with exercise?" downhill paul
  • drhaggis
    drhaggis Posts: 1,150
    I don't have that problem: I don't have any friends in Strava. Now that I think about it, I don't have many friends in real life either...
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    I'm sure I read on this forum that one guy was so fed up of the people stealing KOM's thing, that he created a segment that finished up his driveway and into his garage.

    I frequently have people taking one on my KOMs (very few, from years ago) and when I look into it. It's someone who had been mountain biking in the forrest down the road and amazingly managed to do 70mph all the way home !
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  • cyberknight
    cyberknight Posts: 1,238
    lesfirth wrote:
    Do not dwell on the past. Just click on your age group and ignore all the kids. There is usually some geriatric superman who you have to battle against. :D
    LOL
    Or in my case an ex pro who runs the bike fitting service
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