Royal wedding: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle invite 2,640 commoners

slowmart
slowmart Posts: 4,516
edited March 2018 in The bottom bracket
Just in case I’m invited, you can fuck right off .....

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... sor-castle


Nothing against the couple but I find the term “commoner” offensive.
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    I'm busy that day...
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,490
    Doing my hair.
    I'd have to find it first, but still...
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    i read that as 2640 communters, though pretty much the same thing i suppose, these saxe-coburgs have no taste, nouveaux the lot of 'em
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Harry looks like he could be working in the Camden Market given a track suit and she hasn't got the grace of predecessors yet i'm a 'commoner'.

    However, given a dose of acid, it might actually be worth being invited.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    Pinno wrote:
    However, given a dose of acid, it might actually be worth being invited.
    I don't think they'd invite anyone that common.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Oh, got mine, so I'm assuming you lot above haven't, yet, mind you, postal disruption with SNO and that, see what next week brings you...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    One isn’t common
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I suppose we ought to be grateful that they've only refered to us as commoners.

    Anyway, I'm looking forward to my invitation. I wonder if i get to snog the bride? I promise to brush my teeth that week,


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