Mature Ladies

Frank Wilson
Frank Wilson Posts: 930
edited February 2018 in The cake stop
Anyway I keep getting these pop ups on my phone about stunning mature ladies who are in my area and apparently desperate for a good knobbing. So I am thinking to myself whilst I am out on my bike freezing, soaking wet, punctures miles from nowhere would it not be easier to get my excersise round at Mandy's house?

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,977
    Is that why it is called a smart phone?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • Might be handy if you could rig mandy up to strava. That way you could compare your "ride" with others!
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Frank, any chance you could let me have Mandy’s Address?
  • bbrap
    bbrap Posts: 610
    Frank, any chance you could let me have Mandy’s Address?

    Be wary of what you wish for. Could turn out to be Peter Mandelson who now identifies as a mature lady. That would be a bit of a bummer. :D
    Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    That's called "targeted advertising" based on your search history. Possibly. I think we should be told.
  • Big Harv wrote:
    That's called "targeted advertising" based on your search history. Possibly. I think we should be told.

    It's not actually as I have not searched such things, it is with a "free app" which "contains ads"
  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    If you're looking for stop offs on a ride, Tinder is the way forward.

    20 mile radius limit - 20 there, coffee (perhaps taken from a furry cup?) and 'cake', 20 back. Win.
    The only disability in life is a poor attitude.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Mouth wrote:
    If you're looking for stop offs on a ride, Tinder is the way forward.

    20 mile radius limit - 20 there, coffee (perhaps taken from a furry cup?) and 'cake', 20 back. Win.

    Haha just going for a willy hilly,strava ride names would be funny.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,977
    Mouth wrote:
    If you're looking for stop offs on a ride, Tinder is the way forward.

    20 mile radius limit - 20 there, coffee (perhaps taken from a furry cup?) and 'cake', 20 back. Win.

    Haha just going for a willy hilly,strava ride names would be funny.
    Is getting KOM a good thing, or a bad thing? :lol: :?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • I think this Strava club may be for you lot

    https://www.strava.com/clubs/431747
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Brakeless wrote:
    I think this Strava club may be for you lot

    https://www.strava.com/clubs/431747

    Oh no not for me,but i did see that on Franks phone and i say good luck to him.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Big Harv wrote:
    That's called "targeted advertising" based on your search history. Possibly. I think we should be told.

    I always get adverts for mature ladies and Russian ladies, but only after playing online chess. I'm not sure why that happens...
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,977
    Brakeless wrote:
    I think this Strava club may be for you lot

    https://www.strava.com/clubs/431747
    My searches and ads may well be more "interesting" after clicking on that.
    Not sure whether to say thanks, or curse you.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • What's her mum like?
    I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
    http://www.dalynchi.com
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,178
    PBlakeney wrote:
    My searches and ads may well be more "interesting" after clicking on that.
    Not sure whether to say thanks, or curse you.
    I just clicked, but got "this club cannot be found". Not sure whether or not I'm missing out.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,977
    PBlakeney wrote:
    My searches and ads may well be more "interesting" after clicking on that.
    Not sure whether to say thanks, or curse you.
    I just clicked, but got "this club cannot be found". Not sure whether or not I'm missing out.
    Let's just say that there are a lot of women in that group.
    I doubt any of them have been on a bicycle since they were girls but may be looking for a ride.

    Or your computer details.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.