monday like venusian mangoes but more spiteful

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Strip naked Step83 and illicit on orgy.

    SG: 30% of 100 grams ain't a lot.

    Get another job Hoppy.

    That Priest: Hats off to him.

    Me worked again me. Might finish this particular job the morra'.

    Laters.

    Don't I get a Mention? Or Stevo666?

    What makes them so bloody special and not us?

    What makes you and Stevo that special?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Plan to miss puppy training worked, though I still went there as I had to change the current wife's wheel as she knackered the tyre on a pot hole

    The job was made harder as her jack is knackered and I don't have one in my car do had to get a pal to bring one over
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    TLW didn't get a mention and he's not moaning.

    Wossappenin MH - did you avoid what you were hoping to avoid?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Jeezo. You must have posted 1 second before me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    That's because he was too busy jacking off over a car in the country.

    So dogging basically,
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    That's because he was too busy jacking off over a car in the country.

    So dogging basically,

    It was outside puppy class
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW didn't get a mention and he's not moaning.

    Wossappenin MH - did you avoid what you were hoping to avoid?

    All good, bar potentially having to pay for car tyres for the first time in my life........

    Actually who am I kidding, will take it to my dads place and ''discuss' the cost when he returns from holiday in three weeks
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    That's because he was too busy jacking off over a car in the country.

    So dogging basically,

    It was outside puppy class

    Her puppies were outside?

    Wasn't she cold?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    That's because he was too busy jacking off over a car in the country.

    So dogging basically,

    It was outside puppy class

    Her puppies were outside?

    Wasn't she cold?

    She is now, never leave potential witnesses
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Slowmart wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.


    Urrrrgh. England. Not like the sweet valleys.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    Slowmart wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.

    Would love to disagree
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,813
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.


    Urrrrgh. England. Not like the sweet valleys.
    Never mind spanners, I take a harpoon when I go to the Valleys.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,813
    TLW1 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.

    Would love to disagree
    Nuke them both from orbit, it's the only way to be safe.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Pinno wrote:
    That Priest: Hats off to him.
    Indeed, I thought noone had watched that. Big old pair for a man of the cloth, although I don't believe he really is.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That Priest: Hats off to him.
    Indeed, I thought noone had watched that. Big old pair for a man of the cloth, although I don't believe he really is.

    He does bear a striking resemblance to the unemployed Luca Paolini.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can't you go cruising Telford with a spanner?

    Telford is full of spanners

    Shrewsbury is much nicer and more likely to find a car with the all weather tyres I need


    Shrewsbury is still too close to Telford for comfort.


    Urrrrgh. England. Not like the sweet valleys.
    Never mind spanners, I take a harpoon when I go to the Valleys.

    They wouldn’t let your sort into the sweet, green, gentle valleys. Off to Alsager with you.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,813
    I guess the false extra finger I stuck on my hand when I high sixed the locals must have fooled them the last few times.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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