Non bike and car chat Saturday evening

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    Well I think most of it is a matter of comparatives.

    There aren't that many British porn stars because most British birds are munters.
    It's easy to form that view living where you do :) (Reminds self to pack harpoon for next trip to The Valleys)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    You should come to London more often :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Been there - too smoggy and full of horses pulling carriages. Not a chance.

    The fine valleys, see. Lush.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    Been there - too smoggy and full of horses pulling carriages. Not a chance.

    The fine valleys, see. Lush.
    If you want talent...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    That reminds me why I don't go out in Clapham. Table of 4 absolute cnuts turned up pissed and started making a racket. The couple next to us actually asked to be moved. They left early and told the table of 4 that they were obnoxious. One of the girls on the table started crying and making a scene. Then another couple left and said the same. Instead of appreciating that they were ruining the evening of an entire restaurant, the cnuts decided to try and leave without paying, saying they were not going to take this abuse for having a "good time". Utter wankers, couldn't have been a day over 25. The food was great, but I won't be back.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    hopkinb wrote:
    That reminds me why I don't go out in Clapham. Table of 4 absolute cnuts turned up pissed and started making a racket. The couple next to us actually asked to be moved. They left early and told the table of 4 that they were obnoxious. One of the girls on the table started crying and making a scene. Then another couple left and said the same. Instead of appreciating that they were ruining the evening of an entire restaurant, the cnuts decided to try and leave without paying, saying they were not going to take this abuse for having a "good time". Utter wankers, couldn't have been a day over 25. The food was great, but I won't be back.
    Should have decked them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    Knackered, great night out in Clapham spoilt by a fat man..........
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    That reminds me why I don't go out in Clapham. Table of 4 absolute cnuts turned up pissed and started making a racket. The couple next to us actually asked to be moved. They left early and told the table of 4 that they were obnoxious. One of the girls on the table started crying and making a scene. Then another couple left and said the same. Instead of appreciating that they were ruining the evening of an entire restaurant, the cnuts decided to try and leave without paying, saying they were not going to take this abuse for having a "good time". Utter wankers, couldn't have been a day over 25. The food was great, but I won't be back.
    Should have decked them.

    Accidentally spilled your red wine is the way forward
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    TLW1 wrote:
    Knackered, great night out in Clapham spoilt by a fat man..........
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Knackered, great night out in Clapham spoilt by a fat man..........
    :D

    And somebody splashed red wine down the front of his new frock
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,471
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Knackered, great night out in Clapham spoilt by a fat man..........
    :D

    And somebody splashed red wine down the front of his new frock
    You do have to wonder why they both went all the way to Clapham for a night out.
    http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/news/croydon-news/london-dogging-hotspots-citys-most-442573
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,327
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why the feck does the wife have the car in sports plus mode and yet not exceed the speed limit

    Flagrant breaking of rules ^. Well done.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why the feck does the wife have the car in sports plus mode and yet not exceed the speed limit

    Flagrant breaking of rules ^. Well done.

    Got to have a hobby