What's happening fuckers?

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited January 2018 in The Crudcatcher
It's been a while, I thought I'd check in and see if I'm missing anything
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    turns out I can still log in...
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Who the F.uck are you?
  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    Long time amigo.... Sorry I was just disposing of a hooker in Rhyll, sideways, and backwards.....

    Talking of which, does anyone have any lime and some rope??
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    edited January 2018
    Fuck me Is this place still running?

    Anyone owned up to borrowing Maddie yet?

    I assume everyone has now been through sheeps mum?
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I reckon Jay12 did it! Is he still 12 btw?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    'Kin ell. Where did you lot come from? Actually, who the fark are all of you? :)

    It's not quite dead here but we're giving it a good go...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    Bloody hell, who the fark are that lot?
    TKM had Maddie and got found out. Not been seen since.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    It's zombiefied. Haven't had a decent mong to play with for ages.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    Haven't had a decent mong to play with for ages.

    You haven’t got a good mong playing in you.

    Probably wiggle’s fault
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Hello cheese wands.

    Isn't this nostalgic, like a night on sheep's mum, but we're all older and fatter and this fine the experience more comfortable.

    And you get less of us in the boot of a bauxite nova now.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Bloody hell, who the fark are that lot?
    TKM had Maddie and got found out. Not been seen since.

    Explains why she’s not in my loft anymore then.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    welshkev wrote:
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
    You and quite a few other blokes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
    You and quite a few other blokes.

    Quite a few livestock too

    Her ‘group therapy’ sessions were the stuff of legend,
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Speak for yourself Kev, some of us enjoy a hirsute woman.

    Anyway, I say we take back control of our forum and make it great again. We need to build a wall and keep the roadies out......and they're going to pay for it
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    We can help bring Rhyl back into the lime-light also...

    This review from last year is far too kind.

    “So here we have it, the worst place to live in Wales 2017.

    “A place where you can take a romantic walk on the human and dog s*** filled beach or take a relaxing stroll along the derelict, rat infested, drug inhabited, scrote-occupied prom, it’s the salubrious seaside town of Rhyl.”
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    Also, the current lot aware of redheads? Seems not. To redress the balance...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    the worst place to live in Wales
    Now that's saying something...
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    *poke* Hello, is this working? *poke* Hello, hello, is there anybody there?

    Well, it's been a while. To quote Granny Weatherwax "I ain't dead!"
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    El Capitano wrote:
    *poke* Hello, is this working? *poke* Hello, hello, is there anybody there?

    Well, it's been a while. To quote Granny Weatherwax "I ain't dead!"
    This has to be some sort of coordinated attack...this many mongs can't all return to the forum on the same day by coincidence :)

    Were just missing a few now!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    oxoman wrote:
    Obviously a few oldies have been released from the nuthouse.
    You called?

    Anywhoooo coffees bacon's and redheads.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    edited January 2018
    Red heads, lime and string. Or is it rope these days?
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Holy F word, this is like those old yahoo websites from the 90's
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    Right then mongs. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds because it's complete bollox.
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,184
    Facebook postings followed by cc postings - rare day
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,184
    El Capitano wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...

    It’s not that bad
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,706
    El Capitano wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...
    Not any more - maybe?
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    TLW1 wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...

    It’s not that bad
    Has been pretty bleak lately.
    I think they’ve all been released due to NHS cutbacks. Anywho, I need to put some strides on and get to the pub. It is Wednesday and us old folk are creatures of habit.
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    oxoman wrote:
    You forgot Llandudno and Prestatyn. What's with showing the poor afflicted ginger bit, she can't help it. Obviously a few oldies have been released from the nuthouse.

    Fucking hell, it’s worse than we thought. They don’t even know the difference between gingers and redheads!

    Bet they wouldn’t know what to do with a lime, jar of chopped liver, a ditch and a bereft of life hooker with an excellent view behind her.
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