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welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
edited January 2018 in The Crudcatcher
It's been a while, I thought I'd check in and see if I'm missing anything
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  • turns out I can still log in...
  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    Who the F.uck are you?
  • The Big CheeseThe Big Cheese Posts: 10,309 Forum Tart 2010
    Long time amigo.... Sorry I was just disposing of a hooker in Rhyll, sideways, and backwards.....

    Talking of which, does anyone have any lime and some rope??
  • tom_howardtom_howard Posts: 792
    edited January 2018
    censored me Is this place still running?

    Anyone owned up to borrowing Maddie yet?

    I assume everyone has now been through sheeps mum?
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    I reckon Jay12 did it! Is he still 12 btw?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    'Kin ell. Where did you lot come from? Actually, who the fark are all of you? :)

    It's not quite dead here but we're giving it a good go...
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,788 Lives Here
    Bloody hell, who the fark are that lot?
    TKM had Maddie and got found out. Not been seen since.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    It's zombiefied. Haven't had a decent mong to play with for ages.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Haven't had a decent mong to play with for ages.

    You haven’t got a good mong playing in you.

    Probably wiggle’s fault
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Hello cheese wands.

    Isn't this nostalgic, like a night on sheep's mum, but we're all older and fatter and this fine the experience more comfortable.

    And you get less of us in the boot of a bauxite nova now.
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
  • veronese68 wrote:
    Bloody hell, who the fark are that lot?
    TKM had Maddie and got found out. Not been seen since.

    Explains why she’s not in my loft anymore then.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    welshkev wrote:
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
    You and quite a few other blokes.
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  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    I'd rather not get all starry eyed and nostalgic over that night with sheeps mum, I'm still trying to forget!
    You and quite a few other blokes.

    Quite a few livestock too

    Her ‘group therapy’ sessions were the stuff of legend,
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Speak for yourself Kev, some of us enjoy a hirsute woman.

    Anyway, I say we take back control of our forum and make it great again. We need to build a wall and keep the roadies out......and they're going to pay for it
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • We can help bring Rhyl back into the lime-light also...

    This review from last year is far too kind.

    “So here we have it, the worst place to live in Wales 2017.

    “A place where you can take a romantic walk on the human and dog s*** filled beach or take a relaxing stroll along the derelict, rat infested, drug inhabited, scrote-occupied prom, it’s the salubrious seaside town of Rhyl.”
  • Also, the current lot aware of redheads? Seems not. To redress the balance...

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    the worst place to live in Wales
    Now that's saying something...
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  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 8,203
    You forgot Llandudno and Prestatyn. What's with showing the poor afflicted ginger bit, she can't help it. Obviously a few oldies have been released from the nuthouse.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    *poke* Hello, is this working? *poke* Hello, hello, is there anybody there?

    Well, it's been a while. To quote Granny Weatherwax "I ain't dead!"
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    *poke* Hello, is this working? *poke* Hello, hello, is there anybody there?

    Well, it's been a while. To quote Granny Weatherwax "I ain't dead!"
    This has to be some sort of coordinated attack...this many mongs can't all return to the forum on the same day by coincidence :)

    Were just missing a few now!
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  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    oxoman wrote:
    Obviously a few oldies have been released from the nuthouse.
    You called?

    Anywhoooo coffees bacon's and redheads.
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    edited January 2018
    Red heads, lime and string. Or is it rope these days?
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Holy F word, this is like those old yahoo websites from the 90's
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    Right then mongs. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds because it's complete bollox.
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  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,356
    Facebook postings followed by cc postings - rare day
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,356
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...

    It’s not that bad
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,745
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...
    Not any more - maybe?
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,788 Lives Here
    tlw1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    make the Crudcatcher a good laugh again.

    Be difficult, this place is deader than a Friday night in Rhyl...

    It’s not that bad
    Has been pretty bleak lately.
    I think they’ve all been released due to NHS cutbacks. Anywho, I need to put some strides on and get to the pub. It is Wednesday and us old folk are creatures of habit.
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