I’d as skinny as Chris Froome if it wasn’t for.......

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  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    the fact that I have the impulse control of a labrador around food. I'm just a greedy fcuker.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I found the a curry I prepared for lunch the other day but ran out of time to start eating in the fridge when I was getting the meat etc out to make tonight's chilli so have just noshed that off as a pre dinner snack.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    ...can't afford to eat because they spent their money on booze and spirits having no calories. It's a nightmare trying to stick a needle in them as everything's collapses.

    Beer drinkers tend to be fat cause it's full of calories.
    I find that to be the perfect justification for vastly reducing my beer intake.
    And vastly increasing my malt whisky intake.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I AM as skinny as Froome, under all this fat. He's screaming to get out.
    Weaknesses include, but are not limited to; ham, cheese, cake, bread, butter, beer, wine, spirits, crisps and nuts. For the sake of balance, I also love green leafy veg and all pulses. I just love grub.
  • ted-on-tour
    ted-on-tour Posts: 225
    Hobnobs...lots of Hobnobs.
    Pain is a momentary lapse of character.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Late night fish and chips and wine like I am eating and drinking right now.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • RallyBiker
    RallyBiker Posts: 378
    Lifting too many weights in the gym!! 5'7" 13.5 stone, is not the ideal riding physique. Who wants to look like Froome anyway!!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Cider and wine - no one to blame but myself (and the wife too)

    Working in offices where people get you lunch and bring in cakes
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    It’s not the weight that’s the issue for me.

    I’m the healthy side of being close to pro weight anyway.

    It’s the fact my VO2 max is about 60% that of Froome’s.

    Not a hope in hell I’ll be fast enough.
    _
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    the two sausage rolls from the local bakery and pint of espresso that I am currently eating for breakfast.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    the two sausage rolls from the local bakery and pint of espresso that I am currently eating for breakfast.
    Expresso doesn't make you fat MF. That said, I am usually the thinnest person in the pub when visiting your end of the world.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    the two sausage rolls from the local bakery and pint of espresso that I am currently eating for breakfast.
    Expresso doesn't make you fat MF. That said, I am usually the thinnest person in the pub when visiting your end of the world.


    agreed re espresso.

    i'm also using it as dancing fuel to burn off the two sausage rolls.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    the two sausage rolls from the local bakery and pint of espresso that I am currently eating for breakfast.
    Expresso doesn't make you fat MF. That said, I am usually the thinnest person in the pub when visiting your end of the world.


    agreed re espresso.

    i'm also using it as dancing fuel to burn off the two sausage rolls.
    Speaking of which, time to make lunch. If there's nout in the fridge I'll get a sausage roll or two from Waitrose.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Easter Chocolate and rubbish weather. Having said that. I have no desire to look malnourished.

    But mainly the Easter chocolate!
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Asthma.

    Oh, wait...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    .... Probably having more energy bars and cake stops than cycling.
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • TheGardenGnome
    TheGardenGnome Posts: 170
    Cheese+quantity

    Stilton
    Danish Blue
    Brie
    Xtra mature cheddar
    Gorgonzola
  • singleton
    singleton Posts: 2,523
    Honestly - beer.

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