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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,327
    Man the fu and go cross that 7 metre gap. You'll feel better for it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,474
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Bollox to fuel economy
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Kick him in the testicles. Please take a vid.

    Plan is:

    Get fiesta RS from local Ford garage

    Wheelspin into Honda forecourt, skid to a halt

    Salesman bloke walks out

    MF kicks him in the Gooch

    Post video

    Waddya say?
    We need a pic of you to understand why he reckoned you should buy an old farts car :)

    But apart from that, good plan.

    I think it’s a mixture of me mentioning that I wanted to downsize from the family estate (2.3 litre v-tec) because it was rubbish on fuel economy and a) he had old fart cars to shift, b) it’s Christmas so he has targets to meet to get his yearly bonus so will try and sell anything to anyone and c) he is jealous of my good looks and ripped body.

    Either way he’s up for a kick in the nads.
    Bollox to fuel economy, life is short. You are Italian so you need a car that will snap knicker elastic at 50 paces :)

    Buy a mazda
    Some people need less snapping assistance than others :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Man the fu and go cross that 7 metre gap. You'll feel better for it.


    No - it’s doing that throwing electricity from the sky thing. I ain’t going anywhere.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,327
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Man the fu and go cross that 7 metre gap. You'll feel better for it.


    No - it’s doing that throwing electricity from the sky thing. I ain’t going anywhere.

    Wear a metal pointy thing on your head and rubber boots. It will cure you. You'll thank me for it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    No because it means that my dungeon uniform will get wet.

    Wind has got so bad that I’ve had to take the b-ball hoop down. This is ridiculous.

    I’m off for a pizza with the Bambini.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,327
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Wind has got so bad that I’ve had to take the b-ball hoop down.

    No you didn't, after saying you wanted to avoid lightening?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Wind has got so bad that I’ve had to take the b-ball hoop down.

    No you didn't, after saying you wanted to avoid lightening?!

    Yup - it’s down I waited for a suitable break in the weather. I am impervious to mere weather systems. I laugh in their faces and mock their puny arms of noodles.

    Must admit it’s like a bloody oil rig out there. Tad blowey.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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