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Congratulations : Harry and Meghan: Irish Border

RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited December 2017 in The cake stop
Lovely

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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Oh.. still lovely
  • RideOnTime wrote:
    Oh.. still lovely

    yet you can't be bothered to even spell her name correctly
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,599
    Who?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Harri
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I would officially like to change this thread to an informed discussion about the Irish border. :o
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 19,044
    Informed discussion?
    :lol::lol::lol: Breathes :lol::lol::lol:
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  • This thread is lacking some chippy comments about people who earn more than you
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Ireland is quite large and Northern Ireland is quite small.
    The border is long with pointy bits increasing the physical distance.
    Goods go over borders such as the potato.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,279 Lives Here
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Goods go over borders such as the potato.
    If a person stood on the southern side of the border were to throw potatoes at his mate on the northern side would the potatoes need a passport after 2019?
  • Veronese68 wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Goods go over borders such as the potato.
    If a person stood on the southern side of the border were to throw potatoes at his mate on the northern side would the potatoes need a passport after 2019?

    No - because it would be a flying visit
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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Veronese68 wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Goods go over borders such as the potato.
    If a person stood on the southern side of the border were to throw potatoes at his mate on the northern side would the potatoes need a passport after 2019?

    No - because it would be a flying visit

    The potato would need a special license if it were to touch the ground. The only person who can issue the license is Donald Tusk.
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 11,717
    Is this serious trolling, or just utter bollox - I can't tell...
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Imposter wrote:
    Is this serious trolling, or just utter bollox - I can't tell...

    just a bit of pythonesque fun, to be sure
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,704
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Ireland is quite large and Northern Ireland is quite small.
    The border is long with pointy bits increasing the physical distance.
    Goods go over borders such as the potato.


    Oh that border. I misread it, I thought it was about Sean O'Malley who has Mrs Higgins spare room.


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  • Imposter wrote:
    Is this serious trolling, or just utter bollox - I can't tell...

    People talking utter bollox on Bikeradar Forum? Never!
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 25,279 Lives Here
    Imposter wrote:
    Is this serious trolling, or just utter bollox - I can't tell...

    People talking utter bollox on Bikeradar Forum? Never!
    What, where!?!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    The border is 310 miles long.
  • RideOnTime wrote:
    The border is 310 miles long.

    you could halve the problem by making it a straight line.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    RideOnTime wrote:
    The border is 310 miles long.

    you could halve the problem by making it a straight line.

    a problem halved is a problem doubled we all know that. now back to the potato license
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,279
    RideOnTime wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    The border is 310 miles long.

    you could halve the problem by making it a straight line.

    a problem halved is a problem doubled we all know that. now back to the potato license

    After a lot of thought (about 30 seconds), the people in the North could cut the potato tax by wearing large baseball gloves, thereby minimising the risk of the potatoes touching ground.
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  • jgsijgsi Posts: 5,038
    They should really have married in Puckoon.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,279
    JGSI wrote:
    They should really have married in Puckoon.

    I'm almost certain that Spike would have objected and given he had far more credibility than a dodgy Royal and a divorcee, we should honour that.
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