Man accidentally swallows fish

mfin

Dover sole 'jumps' down angler's throat in Bournemouth...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493

...god this guy has bad luck, the last time he phoned an ambulance is was because he'd slipped over and landed on a bottle of coke which went up his arse.

mrb123

Definitely a bizarre sex game gone wrong.

Ben6899

There's a time and a plaice for this kind of behaviour.

veronese68

Ben only responded with the sole purpose of getting a fish pun in, I'm not very good at the sort of thing so I thought I'd get in before I'm left floundering.

seanoconn

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

mrb123

seanoconn wrote:

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Cod do better.

mfin

MrB123 wrote:

Definitely a bizarre sex game gone wrong.

"He was kissing the fish when it jumped down his throat."

Pervert.

veronese68

Apparently the fish was being a little koi so he perched it on his bottom lip just before it slipped in. Now it's all over and done with eel wish people would stop carping on about it.

fatty on a fattie

Living the bream

Matthewfalle

fatty on a fattie wrote:

Living the bream

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. And there you have it.

Thread closed. Nothing can better than.

Fishy hat to that man.

capt_slog

mfin wrote:

MrB123 wrote:

Definitely a bizarre sex game gone wrong.

"He was kissing the fish when it jumped down his throat."

Pervert.

Perhaps it was love at first sight?

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's....a moray"

qube

Maybe he did it for the Halibut.

seanoconn

Wrong time wrong plaice.

Matthewfalle

Better than being caught with his penis in it I suppose.

shortfall

He should've taken more time to mullet over.

mrb123

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/man ... spartanntp

Here's the fish fancier.

Ben6899

I just realised my phone 'corrected' "behaviour" to "behavior".

For Cod's hake!