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sungodsungod Posts: 13,774
edited September 2017 in The bottom bracket
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cafe, ride, cafe, ride, cafe, relax

or possibly

ride, cafe, ride, cafe, ride, cafe, relax
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,046
    No ride or cafe :(

    Today is a park run with the eldest rugrat - which will be painful as I think I have a sports hernia

    Then it's off to visit the grandparents, need to be back quick though as the neighbours are having an all day party :)
  • Tired and yawning in the kitchen as coffee putt putt putts on the stove - need to get backside in gear to get out on bike.

    Apart from that, Bambini related things and maybe a weights session later. Deffo no running.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    No running. Cycling later though.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,652 Lives Here
    Morning folks,
    Traditional slow start is being enjoyed. Couple of pints with the Mrs after work last night then as both kids were out for the night went home and watched a film whilst having another drink.
    Bit of stuff to do around the house today and out for a late lunch for the lads birthday.
  • Just got back from ride - lovely out there

    Onto domestic chores.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,705
    Moaning All. Working at work till 6. Best bit is its my friday.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,774
    slightly rained on in the mountains of highgate, aside from that ok temperature, gloomygrey though
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Hot day. Record September temperature apparently, up in the mid 30s. Cleaned pool, tidied up stuff in the garage. Packed some bike bits away which won't be needed any time soon. Re-installed some hand railings I'd stripped and painted up.

    Concrete work again tomorrow though apparently. Grrrr.
    Open O-1.0 Open One+ BMC TE29 Titus Racer X Ti Giant MCM One Cannondale Prophet Lefty Cannondale Super V SL Cove Handjob Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    Woke up this morning to find a van parked in our neighbours hedge. Someone must have had a heavy night last night. Phoned the cops non emergency line, they didn't want to know and told us to get in touch with Bromley council. I guess it'll be there till sometime next week then :roll:

    In Bromley picking up supplies and suppling a goldfish bowl sized Costa drink. Need to get something for Stropteen as she turns 16 tomorrow. Will also finally get round to buying myself that hockey mask and chain saw for answering the door.

    On the upside my mate called me to say he's got the £650 he owes me for that furniture I sold him in June. I expect a decent coffee as well when I drop by...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Just warming up and making sure I'm faster than my friends when they approach with gaffer tape, a razor and a mankini. I'm only worried about one of them who is a triantelope but he's not the gaffer taping sort, and in any case, I must have 15 kg on him, so can probably chuck him in the river. The rest of them would be blowing out of their arses after 150 metres of running.
    Hopefully we're too old for that shyte and can just get quietly p!ssed in a variety of riverside pubs and head home nice and early. However, I doubt it...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    hopkinb wrote:
    Just warming up and making sure I'm faster than my friends when they approach with gaffer tape, a razor and a mankini. I'm only worried about one of them who is a triantelope but he's not the gaffer taping sort, and in any case, I must have 15 kg on him, so can probably chuck him in the river. The rest of them would be blowing out of their arses after 150 metres of running.
    Hopefully we're too old for that shyte and can just get quietly p!ssed in a variety of riverside pubs and head home nice and early. However, I doubt it...
    Good luck Hoppy :)

    The council have very usefully stuck a ticket on the van in our neighbours hedge....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,652 Lives Here
    Good luck H³, nothing to worry about I'm sure. ;-)
  • Are we taking bets on the Hoppy outcome?
    1. Prison
    2. Hospital
    3. Found in Bolivia in a week's time
    Open O-1.0 Open One+ BMC TE29 Titus Racer X Ti Giant MCM One Cannondale Prophet Lefty Cannondale Super V SL Cove Handjob Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    Are we taking bets on the Hoppy outcome?
    1. Prison
    2. Hospital
    3. Found in Bolivia in a week's time
    I'll go for all three.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,707
    Can I add?:

    4. Organs removed for sale in Bolivia.

    Meh. It's one of those days. Must get on with something. It's stopped raining but a bit blowy.
    What's it like over there Gazza?

    Laters.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    If I'm found in Bolivia, don't bring me back, just ship my bike over.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Turned out quite nice. About 18 degrees according to the Garmin.

    Just done a longish ride with a pub lunch thrown in. Now off to pub for me tea as well.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,953
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Need to get something for Stropteen as she turns 16 tomorrow.
    Erm, there's a van in the neighbours' hedge? Sorted.
  • Best of British H3. Have some pork scratchings for me.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Need to get something for Stropteen as she turns 16 tomorrow.
    Erm, there's a van in the neighbours' hedge? Sorted.

    5 litres of Stringbow and 200 Lambert. Sorted.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    orraloon wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Need to get something for Stropteen as she turns 16 tomorrow.
    Erm, there's a van in the neighbours' hedge? Sorted.
    It disappeared this afternoon. Owner must have sobered up and remembered where he left it. At least the [email protected] got a parking ticket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    orraloon wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Need to get something for Stropteen as she turns 16 tomorrow.
    Erm, there's a van in the neighbours' hedge? Sorted.

    5 litres of Stringbow and 200 Lambert. Sorted.
    I suspect she'll opt for the cash alternative.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Are they still into bacardi breezers?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,779
    Garry H wrote:
    Are they still into bacardi breezers?
    Do they still sell that slapper fuel?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Best of British H3. Have some pork scratchings for me.
    Lost interest in food. Off to Bolivia.
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Are they still into bacardi breezers?
    Do they still sell that slapper fuel?


    We used to have Hooch evenings - 8/9 pints of normal beer then hit the Hooch. 10 of them was a normal night.

    Fekkk me mistakes were made and heads properly hurt after a Hooch night.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Haha,hooch on the cooch,nice
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    What about MD 20/20?
  • When I was happy my burd at the time perforated her stomach lining during Mad Dog. Looked really painful for her.

    Turns out in the end she deserved it. Quel domage.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,707
    hopkinb wrote:
    If I'm found in Bolivia, don't bring me back, just ship my bike over.

    Ah but you can have the last laugh and say "Have my liver".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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