saturday unexpected pineapple in nose cone

pinno

D. Under the rehabilitation of offenders act 1992, i'm not obliged to say.

crumbschief

Pinno wrote:

D. Under the rehabilitation of offenders act 1992, i'm not obliged to say.

Ah yes caught with a sheep at the wrong end,thought so.

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

D. Under the rehabilitation of offenders act 1992, i'm not obliged to say.

Unfortunately being irritating doesn't get you off the hook

Garry H

It's Montalbano time!

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

It's Montalbano time!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just got in from black tie do and missed it. Gonna iPlayer it tomorrow.

Lots of norks out tonight but too much Oompa Loompa make up look and one pretentious red head bird in a red sequinned dress that looked very fit at first but just turned out to be pot bellied and fucking annoyingly yip like.

I looked shit hot, I must admit and TDV well was well lush pukka - best burd there.

Garry H

Norks in Montalbano.

Ciao, for now, as they say in Llandow.

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

At least it's out of the way Stevo. When I had to endure my jury service I was told I would not have to do that again. That had better be true :evil:

Hate to disappoint BBG, but juror selection is random and done from the electoral roll. There's nothing to stop you being called again, unless you're living abroad, disqualified by being a convicted crim or in a small number of restricted jobs like police officer, judge etc. Apart from that the only rock solid defence is you can refuse if you get called again within 2 years of your last stint.

I know people who have done it 2 or 3 times...

This. I think I've been done 3 times - once not selected, once dismissed due to concussion, once excused due to being mobilised.

Never really had the joy of being foreman of the the jury and shouting GUILTY AS FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YOU DIRTY SLAAAAAAAAG across the courtroom.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

Norks in Montalbano.

Ciao

IPlayer deffo tomorrow then with a glass of vino rosso for me. Grazie.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

At least it's out of the way Stevo. When I had to endure my jury service I was told I would not have to do that again. That had better be true :evil:

Hate to disappoint BBG, but juror selection is random and done from the electoral roll. There's nothing to stop you being called again, unless you're living abroad, disqualified by being a convicted crim or in a small number of restricted jobs like police officer, judge etc. Apart from that the only rock solid defence is you can refuse if you get called again within 2 years of your last stint.

I know people who have done it 2 or 3 times...

This. I think I've been done 3 times - once not selected, once dismissed due to concussion, once excused due to being mobilised.

Never really had the joy of being foreman of the the jury and shouting GUILTY AS FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YOU DIRTY SLAAAAAAAAG across the courtroom.

My job as foreman was to say they were innocent.

Did not make eye contact with the chav family of the accuser in the public gallery! Apparently one of them made the cut throat sign to the bloke we had just acquitted before waddling off in a right huff.