can I wipe my arse with my phone
fat daddy
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What with all the recent posts about using your phone as a dedicated cycling computer or Commuting camera. It got me thinking.
Do I NEED to buy dedicated toilet roll to wipe my bum with, or can I use my phone ? ..... the phone has a degree of waterproofness so after wiping all I need to do is rinse it under the tap and it has the advantage that I can also browse the net as I poo. ..... I can get a cheap mount of ebay to keep it by the side of the toilet.
the only down side is its a £900 phone, and I am a bit wary if someone else uses the toilet and sees it .... so I need a nice cover to go over the top when not in use ?
Does anyone else do this ?
Do I NEED to buy dedicated toilet roll to wipe my bum with, or can I use my phone ? ..... the phone has a degree of waterproofness so after wiping all I need to do is rinse it under the tap and it has the advantage that I can also browse the net as I poo. ..... I can get a cheap mount of ebay to keep it by the side of the toilet.
the only down side is its a £900 phone, and I am a bit wary if someone else uses the toilet and sees it .... so I need a nice cover to go over the top when not in use ?
Does anyone else do this ?
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Only problem is that you'll likely end up with sh*t on your ear, but I guess you could use it hands free to avoid this.0
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Should be fine as long as you don't accidentally take a photo mid-wipe."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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You have to buy a brown-iPhone0
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Apparently they're sh1t.Trivial poursuivant wrote:You have to buy a brown-iPhone"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Apparently they're sh1t.Trivial poursuivant wrote:You have to buy a brown-iPhone
What you expect from a company created by a guy called 'jobs'0 -
I have an App for that.
Just send me your bank details...The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
You may want to scratch the case a bit for some 'texture', if you suffer that way...0
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It's the new form of security. Fecal recognition software.0
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This is more effective :Joncomelately wrote:You may want to scratch the case a bit for some 'texture', if you suffer that way...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
It's unhygienic. What if you need to use it as a scalpel in lifesaving surgery later in the day?0
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You'd be in more sh1t than Wayne Rooney.KingstonGraham wrote:It's unhygienic. What if you need to use it as a scalpel in lifesaving surgery later in the day?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
There are some things that even a smart phone can't help with
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
what the hell is wrong with people 0
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makes me Proud to live in Bristol though0
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Never happenedI'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0
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You seem sure Sloppy - were you on a date with a bloke in Bristol recently?SloppySchleckonds wrote:Never happened"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I think I would play it down and deny it as well .... not that I am saying it was me eiher0
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Specially if you've seen the pic of the bloke who took her out - pig scaringly ugly.fat daddy wrote:I think I would play it down and deny it as well .... not that I am saying it was me eiher
Maybe Sloppy is just embarrassed about dating munters?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Anyone who has a £900 phone has probably paid for it with earnings from the same rs that he/she/it is disrespectfully referring to....take your pickelf on your holibobs....
jeez :roll:0 -
What sort of ring have you got?Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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I prefer this one, the video's betterBallysmate wrote:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xh19zw_the-shane-warne-song-by-kevin-bloody-wilson_fun"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
