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That awkward moment...

davesnotheredavesnothere Posts: 620
edited August 2017 in The cake stop
... when you're sitting in front of your screens chatting to the IT man and a pop up comes up in the corner of the screen informing you

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  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 24,083
    I was lucky my boss was sat next to me as we searched for grease nipples.
    It could have been SO different had he simply strolled by.
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  • meursaultmeursault Posts: 1,433
    I got called out by the IT guy, in front of the whole team, while working for Toshiba tech support, for downloading several gigs worth of movies and stuff. Went a bit crimson. :oops:
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  • davesnotheredavesnothere Posts: 620
    Our buyer was looking for an image of some bricks called FLB, he accidentally typed FLBP and was rather shocked with the result

    We later discovered FLBP stands for Future Lower Back Problems in relation to ladies with large chests
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  • figbatfigbat Posts: 680
    I work in the oil industry.
    There's a truck manufacturer called MAN whose engines need oil.
    I recommend you don't naïvely search for MAN lubricants.
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  • trivial_poursuivanttrivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    DavesNotHere wrote:
    Our buyer was looking for an image of some bricks called FLB, he accidentally typed FLBP and was rather shocked with the result

    We later discovered FLBP stands for Future Lower Back Problems in relation to ladies with large chests

    I'll be the first to admit I've just spent 10 minutes on google......ahem
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 16,015
    figbat wrote:
    I work in the oil industry.
    There's a truck manufacturer called MAN whose engines need oil.
    I recommend you don't naïvely search for MAN lubricants.

    I once searched at work for "tar sprayed hardcore" which I naively thought was a cheap way to reuse demolition materials as pavement surfacing! :oops:
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,769
    Just last night I typed in Russian censored porn and I couldn't believe what came up! Absolutely shocking :shock:

    Took my a good 30mins to get back out again.
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  • Thick MikeThick Mike Posts: 337
    I was teaching a Y10 class a lesson on density. I was talking about how sperm whales can dive to great depths and how they have to adjust their buoyancy. On the spur of the moment I thought, "I'll put an image of a sperm whale on the projector so they can see the size of the animal we're discussing".

    Typed "sperm" into google and hit return.
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 25,522
    Someone I know wanted to get the phone number of the pub at the top of Caerphilly mountain, so typed the name into google. Did not get what she expected.
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 16,015
    KingstonGraham wrote:
    Someone I know wanted to get the phone number of the pub at the top of Caerphilly mountain, so typed the name into google. Did not get what she expected.

    To be fair, they should never have renamed it the "Come in my face Arms"
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  • davesnotheredavesnothere Posts: 620
    KingstonGraham wrote:
    Someone I know wanted to get the phone number of the pub at the top of Caerphilly mountain, so typed the name into google. Did not get what she expected.

    :lol:
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  • trivial_poursuivanttrivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    Thick Mike wrote:
    I was teaching a Y10 class a lesson on density. I was talking about how sperm whales can dive to great depths and how they have to adjust their buoyancy. On the spur of the moment I thought, "I'll put an image of a sperm whale on the projector so they can see the size of the animal we're discussing".

    Typed "sperm" into google and hit return.

    Funny that. I typed in cum swapping Asian teens and I just saw pictures of orcas.
  • FatTedFatTed Posts: 1,205
    Daughter doing a project at school on Beavers, I said lets try this new thing called a search engine named Google (it was a long time ago) typed in beaver and hit return, nothing inappropriate at all, how things have changed.
  • FatTedFatTed Posts: 1,205
    was caught out with "water sports"
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 56,327
    When people have taken an interest in the dog as I'm out walking him, I've sometimes advised them to be careful if they are going to google a 'black cockerpoo'.
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  • rjsterryrjsterry Posts: 26,230
    The metal strips used where two lengths of pressed metal coping or fascia are butted together and riveted: butt straps. Google at your peril.
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,723 Lives Here
    I once had a job interview for a company called Fister. When asked how much I knew about the company I said not much as I was reluctant to put the name into a search engine. The sales director burst out laughing, unfortunately the MD wasn't impressed. They did ask me back for a second interview but I turned them down.
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  • tangled_metaltangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    censored butter I reckon too. Not tried it out though.
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