PP numbers 3 &4
homers_double
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PP#3 sold a little while ago and about a month ago (precisely 33 days) I went to a property auction as two houses were available at bottom dollar about 1/2 a mile from me.
First time buying like that but 28 days later and I now own two x 2 bed houses in a block
of four, an end and a middle.
Ex-council so in need of some TLC but have new roofs, fascias, widows and doors so a lot of the expensive stuff is done.
The plan is new boilers, tiling the bathrooms (suites are new),new kitchens and decorating throughout.
First time buying like that but 28 days later and I now own two x 2 bed houses in a block
of four, an end and a middle.
Ex-council so in need of some TLC but have new roofs, fascias, widows and doors so a lot of the expensive stuff is done.
The plan is new boilers, tiling the bathrooms (suites are new),new kitchens and decorating throughout.
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It's handy that they are close, will you do the work yourself?
The older I get, the better I was.
Looks quite a straightforward job, nice one!
Yep.
Meanwhile congratulations, flip or rent HD?
Desmond Tutu
There will be no free reside as all profits will go to the early retirement fund! Mind you I couldn't do sun fir 365 days a year, I'm sat in a balcony at the moment cursing the heat.
Do I assume that the absence of certain regular protagonists in that imaginary summation is because they are flotsam and jetsam and surplus to requirements?
Sometimes it's more significant the one's who are not selected rather than the one's that are.
I am gob smacked you put Stevo in there. TLW can do the same job without the staff turnover and he'll even buy beer.
Sungod, can add a bit of wordliness so that we aren't gazing at our navels in that indomitable British way and Gazza can provide the back ground music, singing with his mates in that Welsh tradition.
VN is semi-Italian and can therefore do the PR but ffs, don't let him do the organisation or form a committee. Similarly, Stevo may be able to organise so long as that megalomaniac gene doesn't rear it's ugly head but ffs, don't let him do the PR.
T47 can sit on the branch of a tree with his unusually accurate observational skills, like a pixie except with an added dimension. He'll have to be in a harness though as fluctuating sugar levels could be a hindrance to staying on the branch.
Like all good egocentrics, Seano can pick his own role and we'll serve him platitudes - "..yes Seano" whilst smiling and nodding our heads. That should placate and satisfy his ego.
Meanwhile MRS will drive into the sunset in a vintage 2+2, healthy family members in the back seat, all fixed and ready for life and we'll wave him off.
Wheelspinner can just pop in once in a while but as his clock is opposite to ours, will only see us waking or going to sleep.
Hopkins B can play a cameo role as taxi driver.
Oxoman can pull the metaphorical plough before stirring the gravy for pie n mash..
Fat Daddy can sit on any dissent.
Lincoln dave will flatten out any undulations.
Lastly, Hayden can grow a forest of deciduous trees for future generations of those Bracketeers who will learn to conjure up mythical imagery given time and tuition.
We shall excavate and build upwards simultaneously, add a conservatory and plant a forest out the back. All you need is 'vision' and some sky hooks.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Super, a taxi driver. Can I have racist and sexist opinions that I share with you all as I ferry you from place to place?
Cor blimey, I ain't racist, but it's all gorn dahn'ill raahnd 'ere since them fahkin' braaahhn maslims moved in, my old man's a dustman, 'ave a banana, don't get many of them to the paaaahhhnnd.
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Excellent.
Sign here........................................ Date:...................................D.O.B:..................... Sex:.................Marital status:.......................Income:...........................STD's:...........................
Experience:......................Hobbies/Sports:..............................
Notes and tips for completing the application form.
1. Date: Today, you plonker
2. D.O.B: If you don't know, contact the orphanage
3. Sex: Yes or no.
4. Marital Status, options: Good/she doesn't know about the mistress yet/I fancy mixing it up with a swingers party/2 inches from divorce/i'm not who you think I am/I went to Bangkok a while ago for a little op.
5. Income: Enough to buy beer/i've collected a load of tokens/i'm hoping to get my life back on track with this job when I get paid.
6. STD's: Possible link with 3 and 4 E and F
7. Linked to 6
8. Hobbies/sports: Link to 7, 6 and 4.
Can we get this one out of the way first, ffs?
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
The job will take as long as what mood I am in and if I can be bothered to turn up. Especially Mondays and I don't work weekends or Friday's or if there is a hint of rain. Tuesday's, Wednesday's and Thursday's are always iffy.
If there is no tree for T47 to sit in on site, forget it.
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
I also have to practice the sharp intake of breath between clenched teeth with the simultaneous shaking of the head.