friday i cast the spell that eternity chained
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Matthewfalle wrote:Wrong. It's INVALIDATED. If you write it in small enough letters it fits in all the boxes and just change the words around it to make the letters work.
I AM A WORDS GENIUS.
Sh!t. He's right you know!0 -
Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Wrong. It's INVALIDATED. If you write it in small enough letters it fits in all the boxes and just change the words around it to make the letters work.
I AM A WORDS GENIUS.
Sh!t. He's right you know!
JUST LISTEN TO SMITHY. HE TELLS THE TRUTH I TELL YOU.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Nah, just kidding. You fit quite well in here.0
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Can we have an easier one next time please. You're not in commuting now, the dumb dumb's in BB need their egos stroked a little.hopkinb wrote:Pursuit commonly cancelled free of charge (7)
The answer is "untaxed"
Definition is "free of charge".
Word play is "pursuit commonly" i.e. hunt said "commonly" would be 'unt, dropping the h. Then cancelled is "axed".
Add the two together and you get untaxed.
Keeps me sane while eating lunch.
I'll keep quiet about this third hobby (after cycling and drinking) in future...it's a bit niche.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Wrong. It's INVALIDATED. If you write it in small enough letters it fits in all the boxes and just change the words around it to make the letters work.
I AM A WORDS GENIUS.
Sh!t. He's right you know!
JUST LISTEN TO SMITHY. HE TELLS THE TRUTH I TELL YOU.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Why is that up there?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I meant the post, not something on a film I may or may not watch later when I'm smashed.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
You're not drunk in charge of a bambino are you?Matthewfalle wrote:I meant the post, not something on a film I may or may not watch later when I'm smashed.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:
Can we have an easier one next time please. You're not in commuting now, the dumb dumb's in BB need their egos stroked a little.hopkinb wrote:Pursuit commonly cancelled free of charge (7)
The answer is "untaxed"
Definition is "free of charge".
Word play is "pursuit commonly" i.e. hunt said "commonly" would be 'unt, dropping the h. Then cancelled is "axed".
Add the two together and you get untaxed.
Keeps me sane while eating lunch.
I'll keep quiet about this third hobby (after cycling and drinking) in future...it's a bit niche.
Monday is normally an easier day crossword wise. I'll put something up.
I got somewhat shouted at on commuting for saying a woman's bum cheered me up on a rainy commute. I am chastened and wiser now, but found myself drawn here, which could be a mistake.0 -
Communters, eh. As Bambina would say, they're a little ray of sunshine......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?
Dude, surely a browsing history consisting of NATN on CBeebies will arouse no suspicion?0 -
seanoconn wrote:
You're not drunk in charge of a bambino are you?Matthewfalle wrote:I meant the post, not something on a film I may or may not watch later when I'm smashed.
No - he's at his mates house for the night. Family are ex-booties so I always take great pleasure in asking when they got their self respect back and if they didn't ever regret getting a proper job, like in a nice newsagent or supermarket.
Bambina is the cause of dad's taxi later. don't tend to get drunk when guarding the cubs of the caliphate because I'm not working class or poor like Rick.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?
Dude, surely a browsing history consisting of NATN on CBeebies will arouse no suspicion?
Alas, she knows me too well..... added to the fact that I'm a fairly (well, very) simple person she can outwit me at a mere moments' notice.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
Can we have an easier one next time please. You're not in commuting now, the dumb dumb's in BB need their egos stroked a little.hopkinb wrote:Pursuit commonly cancelled free of charge (7)
The answer is "untaxed"
Definition is "free of charge".
Word play is "pursuit commonly" i.e. hunt said "commonly" would be 'unt, dropping the h. Then cancelled is "axed".
Add the two together and you get untaxed.
Keeps me sane while eating lunch.
I'll keep quiet about this third hobby (after cycling and drinking) in future...it's a bit niche.
Monday is normally an easier day crossword wise. I'll put something up.
I got somewhat shouted at on commuting for saying a woman's bum cheered me up on a rainy commute. I am chastened and wiser now, but found myself drawn here, which could be a mistake. We have a long history with commuting. To cut a long story short in the dark days of BB and over moderation, some of the more uptight Commuting crowd tried to shut down BB and ban all its regulars. Anyway, you don't mess with the bull because you get the horns. We won, they lost and commuting died on its @rse.
Welcome brother hop Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?
Dude, surely a browsing history consisting of NATN on CBeebies will arouse no suspicion?
Alas, she knows me too well..... added to the fact that I'm a fairly (well, very) simple person she can outwit me at a mere moments' notice.
It's the same with me and the special evaporating gin bottle. The unfocused eyes and repetitive claptrap spouting from my gob fail to convince her that it wasn't me. Luckily my saddle cuts off blood supply to my nethers, so I can never be arsed to look at filth.0 -
seanoconn wrote:hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
Can we have an easier one next time please. You're not in commuting now, the dumb dumb's in BB need their egos stroked a little.hopkinb wrote:Pursuit commonly cancelled free of charge (7)
The answer is "untaxed"
Definition is "free of charge".
Word play is "pursuit commonly" i.e. hunt said "commonly" would be 'unt, dropping the h. Then cancelled is "axed".
Add the two together and you get untaxed.
Keeps me sane while eating lunch.
I'll keep quiet about this third hobby (after cycling and drinking) in future...it's a bit niche.
Monday is normally an easier day crossword wise. I'll put something up.
I got somewhat shouted at on commuting for saying a woman's bum cheered me up on a rainy commute. I am chastened and wiser now, but found myself drawn here, which could be a mistake. We have a long history with commuting. To cut a long story short in the dark days of BB and over moderation, some of the more uptight Commuting crowd tried to shut down BB and ban all its regulars. Anyway, you don't mess with the bull because you get the horns. We won, they lost and commuting died on its @rse.
Welcome brother hop
Why thank you!
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hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?
Dude, surely a browsing history consisting of NATN on CBeebies will arouse no suspicion?
Alas, she knows me too well..... added to the fact that I'm a fairly (well, very) simple person she can outwit me at a mere moments' notice.
It's the same with me and the special evaporating gin bottle. The unfocused eyes and repetitive claptrap spouting from my gob fail to convince her that it wasn't me. Luckily my saddle cuts off blood supply to my nethers, so I can never be arsed to look at filth.
Then you need the Big girls thread.
Anyway, Hopkins Bob can probably do my infamous christmas quiz. The rest of you hardly do it. Apart from the Gaztron.
Bloody hopeless.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I guess you haven't been on here long enough to remember Communtergate. The PC/Mary Whitehouse crowd are still around in that forum.hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
Can we have an easier one next time please. You're not in commuting now, the dumb dumb's in BB need their egos stroked a little.hopkinb wrote:Pursuit commonly cancelled free of charge (7)
The answer is "untaxed"
Definition is "free of charge".
Word play is "pursuit commonly" i.e. hunt said "commonly" would be 'unt, dropping the h. Then cancelled is "axed".
Add the two together and you get untaxed.
Keeps me sane while eating lunch.
I'll keep quiet about this third hobby (after cycling and drinking) in future...it's a bit niche.
Monday is normally an easier day crossword wise. I'll put something up.
I got somewhat shouted at on commuting for saying a woman's bum cheered me up on a rainy commute. I am chastened and wiser now, but found myself drawn here, which could be a mistake."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Pinno wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Bangers 'n' mash 'n' gravy. Dad's taxi in a bit (to and from scouts) so no beer until 9:15/20. Then I'm gonna get smashed and throw up everywhere, pass out by 10 after googling random stuff that always leads to filth then forget to clear browsing history and get my nuts kicked in when TDV returns and is angry at me for looking at filth.
But darling, I cry each time, isn't that why we installed a masterbatorioum?
Dude, surely a browsing history consisting of NATN on CBeebies will arouse no suspicion?
Alas, she knows me too well..... added to the fact that I'm a fairly (well, very) simple person she can outwit me at a mere moments' notice.
It's the same with me and the special evaporating gin bottle. The unfocused eyes and repetitive claptrap spouting from my gob fail to convince her that it wasn't me. Luckily my saddle cuts off blood supply to my nethers, so I can never be arsed to look at filth.
Then you need the Big girls thread.
Anyway, Hopkins Bob can probably do my infamous christmas quiz. The rest of you hardly do it. Apart from the Gaztron.
Bloody hopeless.
That's because it's always clap trap and is far below the levels of thinking that I, MF, BB's sole Flat Earther (as of 10 minutes ago as it looks well barmy) am used to.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Let us all remember Communtergate and those that fell in the great conflict of communting.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
The plus side of commutergate we got Stevo
On the downside we got Stevo
:roll: Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
https://youtu.be/WChTqYlDjtIMatthewfalle wrote:Let us all remember Communtergate and those that fell in the great conflict of communting.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Just googled "communtergate" and it came up with this. Sheer brilliance.
viewtopic.php?f=30005&start=2160&t=12934419
Can anyone find the roof rack thread? Want to add the link to my signature.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
seanoconn wrote:
https://youtu.be/WChTqYlDjtIMatthewfalle wrote:Let us all remember Communtergate and those that fell in the great conflict of communting.
I was thinking more this
https://youtu.be/Dfmur6IkM7UPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Do you lot realise that the earth is flat and that we have all been lied to for years?
There's loads of evidence to support it.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Which nagmara?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
