Really rubbish instant snacks.
Matthewfalle
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ITSO chicken classic. Basically a really rubbish hipster Pot Noodle, the king of instant snacks.
I bought one because it was on deal at the local Filco and it's rubbish. I'm sitting he looking at it now wondering just what the hell to,do with it. It's inedible rubbish.
Not recommended.
If it wasn't filled with scalding hot water I'd hit it with a hammer, set fire to it fire and lob it You Know Where.
I bought one because it was on deal at the local Filco and it's rubbish. I'm sitting he looking at it now wondering just what the hell to,do with it. It's inedible rubbish.
Not recommended.
If it wasn't filled with scalding hot water I'd hit it with a hammer, set fire to it fire and lob it You Know Where.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
smithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.
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Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.
Have you tried a handful of nuts.I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:SloppySchleckonds wrote:Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.
Have you tried a handful of nuts.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:
The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:SloppySchleckonds wrote:Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.
Have you tried a handful of nuts.
You need to mix a small bag of nuts with a large bag of jelly babies. Balanced diet.0 -
SloppySchleckonds wrote:Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.
Have you tried a handful of nuts.
It's ok - it's gone. Having pepperoni pizza instead.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
mrfpb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:SloppySchleckonds wrote:Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.
Have you tried a handful of nuts.
You need to mix a small bag of nuts with a large bag of jelly babies. Balanced diet.
Mix nuts with Bombay mix and jelly babies: exotic balanced diet.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
This is worse than that BB enquiry thread :roll:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Fish finger sandwiches- bring it on.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day0
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I like ham and coleslaw between 2 slices of Granary.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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You can edit it all you like but if you want a bit of zing in it, add sweet pickled beetroot. Don't eat it at work as the drips off it won't endear you any to big knockers across the way.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Big knockers across the way are long gone. Now replaced by big knickers.0
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Oh dear. I bet she likes you.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Garry H wrote:Big knockers across the way are long gone. Now replaced by big knickers.
so no norks piccies then?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Nope, they were never gonna happen.
Oh, before I forget, the cat shat in the car today when my wife took her to the vet. She broke out of the cat box thing and pooped on the floor.0 -
Bet it tastes better than that rubbish I was eating earlier.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:ITSO chicken classic. Basically a really rubbish hipster Pot Noodle, the king of instant snacks.
I bought one because it was on deal at the local Filco and it's rubbish. I'm sitting he looking at it now wondering just what the hell to,do with it. It's inedible rubbish.
Not recommended.
If it wasn't filled with scalding hot water I'd hit it with a hammer, set fire to it fire and lob it You Know Where.
Bet your neighbors love you really0 -
They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Garry H wrote:Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day
We do our own. Chunky fish fingers, tortilla wraps spread with pea purée blitzed with tartare sauce, and some shredded iceberg lettuce. Epic!0 -
keef66 wrote:Garry H wrote:Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day
We do our own. Chunky fish fingers, tortilla wraps spread with pea purée blitzed with tartare sauce, and some shredded iceberg lettuce. Epic!
Sounds good that, but please don't serve it on a plate whittled from a log, or a piece of roofing slate.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.
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Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.
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Only one person in a lab coat visits me, and we all know who that is.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
WADA?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Imagine TDNFNATN getting all cross and stern with you because you hadn't slashed in a jar in front of her.
It's like too good to be true. Stuff of fantasies.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.
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Only one person in a lab coat visits me, and we all know who that is.....
People who make coats out of dogs are sick.Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
Ribble Gran Fondo, Campagnolo Centaur (winter bike)
Van Raam 'O' Pair
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Yeah, Polar Bear or Giant Panda is much better.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
