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Really rubbish instant snacks.

MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
edited May 2017 in The bottom bracket
ITSO chicken classic. Basically a really rubbish hipster Pot Noodle, the king of instant snacks.

I bought one because it was on deal at the local Filco and it's rubbish. I'm sitting he looking at it now wondering just what the hell to,do with it. It's inedible rubbish.

Not recommended.

If it wasn't filled with scalding hot water I'd hit it with a hammer, set fire to it fire and lob it You Know Where.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.

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  • Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.

    Have you tried a handful of nuts.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 9,143
    Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.

    Have you tried a handful of nuts.
    The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    seanoconn wrote:
    Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.

    Have you tried a handful of nuts.
    The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:

    You need to mix a small bag of nuts with a large bag of jelly babies. Balanced diet.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.

    Have you tried a handful of nuts.

    It's ok - it's gone. Having pepperoni pizza instead.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    mrfpb wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Proper cyclists don't eat that rubbish.

    Have you tried a handful of nuts.
    The problem with nuts is I'm not paying £1:50 for a tiny packet (handful of nuts) and if I buy a decent sized bag of nuts I know I'll scoff the lot. Have you seen how many calories there are in a bag of cashews! :shock:

    You need to mix a small bag of nuts with a large bag of jelly babies. Balanced diet.

    Mix nuts with Bombay mix and jelly babies: exotic balanced diet.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    This is worse than that BB enquiry thread :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Frozen fish fingers
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Fish finger sandwiches- bring it on.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    I like ham and coleslaw between 2 slices of Granary.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    I like ham and coleslaw between 2 slices of Galaxy.

    Sounds lovely.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    You can edit it all you like but if you want a bit of zing in it, add sweet pickled beetroot. Don't eat it at work as the drips off it won't endear you any to big knockers across the way.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Big knockers across the way are long gone. Now replaced by big knickers.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    Oh dear. I bet she likes you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Big knockers across the way are long gone. Now replaced by big knickers.

    so no norks piccies then?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Nope, they were never gonna happen.

    Oh, before I forget, the cat shat in the car today when my wife took her to the vet. She broke out of the cat box thing and pooped on the floor.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bet it tastes better than that rubbish I was eating earlier.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Alex99Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    ITSO chicken classic. Basically a really rubbish hipster Pot Noodle, the king of instant snacks.

    I bought one because it was on deal at the local Filco and it's rubbish. I'm sitting he looking at it now wondering just what the hell to,do with it. It's inedible rubbish.

    Not recommended.

    If it wasn't filled with scalding hot water I'd hit it with a hammer, set fire to it fire and lob it You Know Where.

    Bet your neighbors love you really
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,123
    Garry H wrote:
    Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day

    We do our own. Chunky fish fingers, tortilla wraps spread with pea purée blitzed with tartare sauce, and some shredded iceberg lettuce. Epic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    keef66 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Ever been to one of those wanky places that sell 'gourmet' fish finger sandwiches? They're always shite. Give me captain birdseye any day

    We do our own. Chunky fish fingers, tortilla wraps spread with pea purée blitzed with tartare sauce, and some shredded iceberg lettuce. Epic!

    Sounds good that, but please don't serve it on a plate whittled from a log, or a piece of roofing slate.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.

    [Edit]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.

    [Edit]

    Only one person in a lab coat visits me, and we all know who that is.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    WADA?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Imagine TDNFNATN getting all cross and stern with you because you hadn't slashed in a jar in front of her.

    It's like too good to be true. Stuff of fantasies.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • bbrapbbrap Posts: 610
    Pinno wrote:
    They do. I'm like the local hero, a vision of my art, a idol to children. Women want to shag me, blokes want to buy me beer and pork scratchings. On the other hand, the people with the lab coats from the funny farm visit regularly.

    [Edit]

    Only one person in a lab coat visits me, and we all know who that is.....

    People who make coats out of dogs are sick.
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    Yeah, Polar Bear or Giant Panda is much better.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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