wednesday psychotic trance

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,028
    As it happens I'm interviewing for a right hand man on Monday, think Lord Sugar and Clive Whatshisname.

    I've already disreagrded one CV as he listed one of his hobbies as snowboarding, I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,331
    Afternoon folks. Busier than a one armed juggler with crabs, this is the problem with going out of the office for a day. MF can't get a tetanus jab, he's just been jabbed and look how much that's upset him. Pesky customers keep bothering me and to make matters worse I got called into a meeting for 2 hours about oil. You thought some of the posts on here were boring, bloody hell I don't know how I kept my eyes open. There's an office door near me, it's not used very much though and it isn't mine. The last person to use that office left under a cloud and then got sued by the company so nobody wants that office. It's more of a hide from everyone for a few minutes room.
    Good luck with the expansion of your evil empire Stevo. Going on from SlowMart's suggestion I considered a career change a few years back to something a bit more worthwhile, unfortunately I couldn't afford the starting salaries so it was a no go. Can't apply to be HD's minion as I'm a left handed man. So I'm stuck selling parts for old motors. That's probably going to get harder in a couple of years, more than half of our sales go into the EU. Not having a good day but hopefully a visit to the pub later will help remedy the situation.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I decided that a 2cm strip of concrete that needed bashing could wait, cemented in part of a window surround/reveal instead as there was just enough time to do this before a long boozy lunch, may paint said surround later as in this temperature :roll: it is probably baked by now! :D

    Metal detectors should always be employed before entering a desk drawer as they can be minefields :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Hopefully he'll get the job and they'll say Luxembourg or your P45 mate. what's it to be?.

    Unfortunately, the have internet on the Continent, or so they say.
    I'd only do it if I can stay here - interesting as Tokyo may be, I don't fancy living there and not sure the EPO would be too keen on the idea either. Luckily they have recently made some global appointments of Brits and Yanks who have stayed put - its a lot easier to do stuff virtually these days and we have no excuse as we're a tech company of sorts.

    No slam dunk yet though...

    Don't pass up living in Tokyo - Japan sooooo rocks. Do it and I can live my life vicariously through you.

    Pinno: tetanus jab? stuff that. I'll just bore any sepsis out of me with stories of cycling clubs. It'll soon go.

    Ginger loons in lab coats? Now you're talking.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    Veronese68 wrote:
    ...I got called into a meeting for 2 hours...You thought some of the posts on here were boring...

    It's quite funny that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    We spent the last 45 minutes debating who was hotter - Bernadette or Penny.

    It turned quite heated at one time but I still insist Bernadette.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Don't pass up living in Tokyo - Japan sooooo rocks. Do it and I can live my life vicariously through you.
    Doing visits/week long stints etc on a regular basis - fine. Living there - not for me although I can see the attractions :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,028
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    It turned quite heated at one time but I still insist Bernadette.

    Is that the girl who sets fire to her credit card bills?
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    homers double wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    It turned quite heated at one time but I still insist Bernadette.

    Is that the girl who sets fire to her credit card bills?

    No. She's a microbiologist and therefore on a comfortable salary and so I can't see why she would set fire to bills when she can pay them and keep a healthy credit rating.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Matthewfalle wrote:

    Living dangerously - unless you have taped your tubs on then your life is not dangerous my friend.

    I was going to try challenge you with a lack of brakes on the commuter, but taped tubs, chapeau sir
    Titanium Px Spitfire
    Easty commuter
    Tripster AT
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    It turned quite heated at one time but I still insist Bernadette.

    Is that the girl who sets fire to her credit card bills?

    No. She's a microbiologist and therefore on a comfortable salary and so I can't see why she would set fire to bills when she can pay them and keep a healthy credit rating.

    I know her ex, Bill
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    edited March 2017
    Step83 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:

    Living dangerously - unless you have taped your tubs on then your life is not dangerous my friend.

    I was going to try challenge you with a lack of brakes on the commuter, but taped tubs, chapeau sir

    Thank you very much.

    I feel that my mantra of do something utterly dangerous once a day is covered by having tubs taped on. And not just tubs, but dependent on which bike I'm riding, a Conti Giro tub!!!!!!

    And I ride down a twisty hill as well!!!!!!!!

    Now that's akin to going up against the West Side Boys armed only with a spoon and a t-shirt say "I'm a feminist".

    Fair Dos for the no brakes though. Imagine how heroic/reckless that would be if you had taped on tubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    It turned quite heated at one time but I still insist Bernadette.

    Is that the girl who sets fire to her credit card bills?

    No. She's a microbiologist and therefore on a comfortable salary and so I can't see why she would set fire to bills when she can pay them and keep a healthy credit rating.

    I know her ex, Bill


    No - she's never been out with anyone called Bill.

    Are you sure it's the same girl?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    Where's Shorty? You know, the one who works compressed hours? Shorty
    > compressed, funny that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Faackin hell. I'm just by yur! Now then, where were we?
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Oh yes, shiplap tongue and groove, that's what we want.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    Waddya have? Chinese chicken curry, half rice, half chips?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    he wan nummer 69 ...but ended up with chop suey.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    Waddya have? Chinese chicken curry, half rice, half chips?

    Ooooh - that sounds so delicious yet so working class. Love it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    In a 'Poque o' chips and a Diet Irn Bru please' sort of way.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    And a bag of prawn crackers.

    I'm right and you faackin knows it!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,366
    ...and a some chips wi' curry sauce. I's noo fer me like, is fer ma missus.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    Waddya have? Chinese chicken curry, half rice, half chips?
    King prawns with salt n chilli. And Peking crispy duck. And cider and plonk :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    Waddya have? Chinese chicken curry, half rice, half chips?
    King prawns with salt n chilli. And Peking crispy duck. And cider and plonk :)

    Sit in, or take away?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Quiet, innit. Soccer on or something?
    Beer and Chinese maybe. Fed and watered now.
    Waddya have? Chinese chicken curry, half rice, half chips?
    King prawns with salt n chilli. And Peking crispy duck. And cider and plonk :)

    Sit in, or take away?
    Sit in. Although the cider was had in the pub across the road.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Good lad. Might treat myself to a chinese on friday night. Hopefully the auditors will be done by then. One them's a chick with a tash, the other one's twelve.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Salt and peppered spare ribs. Yum yum yum.

    Club runs. Brutal allegedly. Like the Fan Dance but worse. FFS.....,
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Killer club runs. The new selection.

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