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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Yeah, give fat lad a chance. And a pie. Both will cheer him up, which is nice.
    Not quite sure what "occupational health" actually do, mind. All sounds a bit clandestine, black ops stylee.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I thought they did stuff like make sure your desk was the right height and that you didn't use the bin as an old newspaper receptacle/ashtray?

    Clipboards at nine o'clock, deep intakes of breath on seeing the sneaky heater under the desk?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I thought they did stuff like make sure your desk was the right height and that you didn't use the bin as an old newspaper receptacle/ashtray?

    Clipboards at nine o'clock, deep intakes of breath on seeing the sneaky heater under the desk?
    That's what I thought, making sure people go to the toilet, rather than pi55 in jars, that kind of thing. Looks like they can make mental health assessments as well.

    I'm really trying to help the guy. Told him to make use of the BUPA free health assessment as well. Won't work though, he'll still be shite at his job and end up being fired for it a few months down the line. Hey ho...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Can I get a word in edgeways boyo's?!

    Didn't you give him the list of alternative careers?:

    Florist
    Gigolo
    Nursery Nurse
    Double glazing sales rep
    Organ donor
    Crash test dummy
    Lab Rat...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Can I get a word in edgeways boyo's?!

    Didn't you give him the list of alternative careers?:

    Florist
    Gigolo
    Nursery Nurse
    Double glazing sales rep
    Organ donor
    Crash test dummy
    Lab Rat...
    Guy's got serious issues I would think. Can't think what he'd be good at.

    Told me that his wife told him to "man up", so not much support at home either then.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can I get a word in edgeways boyo's?!

    Didn'..some stuff..at...
    Guy's got serious issues I would think. Can't think what he'd be good at.

    Told me that his wife told him to "man up", so not much support at home either then.

    A weekend in Girvan or Cumbernauld with MF then.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can I get a word in edgeways boyo's?!

    Didn'..some stuff..at...
    Guy's got serious issues I would think. Can't think what he'd be good at.

    Told me that his wife told him to "man up", so not much support at home either then.

    A weekend in Girvan or Cumbernauld with MF then.
    Sort him out proper that would. Either that, or MF would end up killing him.I'm thinking the latter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Can I get a word in edgeways boyo's?!

    Didn'..some stuff..at...
    Guy's got serious issues I would think. Can't think what he'd be good at.

    Told me that his wife told him to "man up", so not much support at home either then.

    A weekend in Girvan or Cumbernauld with MF then.
    Sort him out proper that would. Either that, or MF would end up killing him.I'm thinking the latter.

    One gets a good weekend out (fist fight thrown in) and the other gets 'solved. 'Win/win.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Oooooh - no - I don't do all that feisty fisty pub stuff - it's horribly vulgar and I'll undoubtedly end up getting my head kicked in.

    I'm more of a slink off and let the locals batter each other kind of guy.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    Quite right MF, better to be a lover than a fighter.
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    yep, while the rest are fighting, it's your duty to comfort the ladies
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Quite right MF, better to be a lover than a fighter.

    He might not have much choice. Even more reason to learn to say "wasnea me" before the weekend to end all weekends in Cumbernauld.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    i remember cumbernauld from the '90s, has it improved?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Quite right MF, better to be a lover than a fighter.


    Too right.

    Added to the fact that I bruise easily I've never really been one for getting punched in the face.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    sungod wrote:
    yep, while the rest are fighting, it's your duty to comfort the ladies


    Depends who they are - TDV and I were watching the news last night and TDV commented that Nicola Sturgeon looked a bit of a fighter and would probably doof up Theresa May and most of the Cabinet without breaking a sweat.

    No need to comfort NS I feel.

    Now TDNFNATN...... there's another matter. Then again, I reckon after a couple of bottles of Buckfast she'll turn all Begbie on ya.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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