Crazy story of the day.
seanoconn
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Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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That is hilarious and pretty bad, both at the same time. 0
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I doubt that the 'client' will care much.0
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Dead early. Boom boom!
Oh, wait a minute...0 -
Garry you are wasted. Are you wasted?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Cough, back on topic. The cyclist did have an Eastern European accent so maybe it's possible he didn't know it was a hearse?
Also do local papers buy stories? Maybe I could sell it.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I'll ask a friend of mine, doubt they would pay anything though. Can you imagine the outrage in the comments section?seanoconn wrote:Also do local papers buy stories? Maybe I could sell it.
A friend of mine got into an argument with someone and took the keys out of the guys ignition and lobbed them down the road. As he did so he realised he had actually managed to snap the key in the lock. But he was driving at the time not cycling, well immediately before hand he did get out of his car. Although he does own a bicycle so maybe that's why he did it.0 -
Yes I guess cyclists get enough bad press without adding to it.Veronese68 wrote:
I'll ask a friend of mine, doubt they would pay anything though. Can you imagine the outrage in the comments section?seanoconn wrote:Also do local papers buy stories? Maybe I could sell it.
A friend of mine got into an argument with someone and took the keys out of the guys ignition and lobbed them down the road. As he did so he realised he had actually managed to snap the key in the lock. But he was driving at the time not cycling, well immediately before hand he did get out of his car. Although he does own a bicycle so maybe that's why he did it.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Aspirations?! Aspersions.Garry H wrote:who's to say that the driver wasn't being an @rsehole though? We seem to be casting aspirations on the cyclist here... I didn't see what led to the altercation but nicking a hearses keys can't be justified surely. Plus it's theft. Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:Cough, back on topic. The cyclist did have an Eastern European accent so maybe it's possible he didn't know it was a hearse?
Also do local papers buy stories? Maybe I could sell it.
Oh so we're back to blame the immigrants, eh. Freakin' ell, what is this - the BNP forum. Sorry, mean UKIP.
Anyhow, are you saying they don't have hearses/dead people in Eastern Europe?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?Matthewfalle wrote:seanoconn wrote:Cough, back on topic. The cyclist did have an Eastern European accent so maybe it's possible he didn't know it was a hearse?
Also do local papers buy stories? Maybe I could sell it.
Oh so we're back to blame the immigrants, eh. Freakin' ell, what is this - the BNP forum. Sorry, mean UKIP.
Anyhow, are you saying they don't have hearses/dead people in Eastern Europe?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?0 -
I knew it!Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I know that bit of road, its the dead centre of town.I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0
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Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Ah! The bigot complaining about bigots post..............Classy "You really think you can burn off sugar with exercise?" downhill paul0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Oh get off your bloody soapbox. If you want to spout on about politics, go in the cake section with all the other sandal wearing tree huggers. :evil:I ride a bike. Doesn't make me green or a tree hugger. I drive a car too.0 -
Why would a hearse be any different to another car?seanoconn wrote:Garry H wrote:t nicking a hearses keys can't be justified surely. Plus it's theft.
If there is no intent to permanently deprive its not theft but TWOC.Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0 -
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The Rookie wrote:
Without taking the car? Mmmm :roll:“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Slowmart wrote:The Rookie wrote:
Without taking the car? Mmmm :roll:
Methinks this is one for Nap D.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Charlie Potatoes wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Ah! The bigot complaining about bigots post..............Classy
WTAF are you on about?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Charlie Potatoes wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Ah! The bigot complaining about bigots post..............Classy
WTAF are you on about?
Indeed! He's a lot of things
but bigot definitely isn't one of them 0 -
And in MF's defence he is at least half Italian.Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Charlie Potatoes wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Ah! The bigot complaining about bigots post..............Classy
WTAF are you on about?
Indeed! He's a lot of things but bigot definitely isn't one of themPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Isn't the other half of him welsh though? I'm not sure.0
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Matthewfalle wrote:Charlie Potatoes wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
No, people don't die in Eastern Europe. They turn into vampires.seanoconn wrote:Do they have hearses in Eastern Europe?
Then, according to Falange, the Emperor of the Idiots and his clan of idiot followers, they come over and steal your jobs, your women, your benefits and still find time to be blood sucking vermin.
Now that's what I call multi tasking talent. Bet your average lazy British chav/scrote/ned/benefitter couldn't do that.....
Ah! The bigot complaining about bigots post..............Classy
WTAF are you on about?
bigoted
ˈbɪɡətɪd/
adjective
obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, and intolerant towards other people's beliefs and practices.
"a bigoted group of reactionaries"
synonyms: prejudiced, biased, partial, one-sided, sectarian, discriminatory; More
HTH"You really think you can burn off sugar with exercise?" downhill paul0 -
Dude, unless you're on a one man crusade to protect all things Bnp, Trump, clubbie and team Sky, WTAF are you on about?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
If you really don't like bigots does that make you bigoted against bigots and thus a self loathing bigot?0
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I did wonder where the boys had gone :roll:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
I didn't see if a coffin was in the back. 
