Adele gets what she deserves

Matthewfalle
Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
edited March 2017 in The bottom bracket
Fair play and good on ya: fair dinkum mossies - I'll get the beers in.

In a show of nature related karma, small insects that have destroyed a million holidays do the best thing ever: Adele gets what she deserves: it's just a shame she's not allergic to them and didn't go into anaphylactic shock so we don't have to put up with anymore of her whining.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/s ... re%3Amusic
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    If only mosquitos had pick elfs with rusty screws through them instead of stingy things then they really could have taught the moaning harpy a proper lesson.

    Or football socks filled full of snooker balls.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    the stars of today eh

    always remember jackie leven seeing off a bunch of skins who were annoying him, they'd put their beers on the edge of the stage, he kicked it all over them, then stared them out until they went away, didn't miss a note, hilarious
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    I reckon she should escape the sun heat and mosquitoes in Oz.
    She could go to the north west of Scotland during a damp July.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I reckon she should escape the sun heat and mosquitoes in Oz.
    She could go to the north west of Scotland during a damp July.
    That's a bit "out of the frying pan into the fire", at least as far as the annoying small insects go
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Imagine if she got seven bells kicked out of her by a horde of marauding haggis all beating her with bag pipes.

    Now I'd pay a fiver to watch that.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    bompington wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I reckon she should escape the sun heat and mosquitoes in Oz.
    She could go to the north west of Scotland during a damp July.
    That's a bit "out of the frying pan into the fire", at least as far as the annoying small insects go
    Twas the point.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    PBlakeney wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I reckon she should escape the sun heat and mosquitoes in Oz.
    She could go to the north west of Scotland during a damp July.
    That's a bit "out of the frying pan into the fire", at least as far as the annoying small insects go
    Twas the point.

    Oz, where it seems most of the wildlife and plants are designed to injure or kill...

    That'll do!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,286
    Step83 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I reckon she should escape the sun heat and mosquitoes in Oz.
    She could go to the north west of Scotland during a damp July.
    That's a bit "out of the frying pan into the fire", at least as far as the annoying small insects go
    Twas the point.

    Oz, where it seems most of the wildlife and plants are designed to injure or kill...

    That'll do!
    Fair point.
    I wasn't going down the complete death route. Just enough to stop her singing.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • I'm not sure she deserves any of that to be honest

    Nor do the people that have paid for a ticket because they enjoy her singing.

    If you're wishing damage upon an artist you don't like - I'd suggest not clicking upon a 'news' story with her name in it.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I'm not sure she deserves any of that to be honest

    Nor do the people that have paid for a ticket because they enjoy her singing.

    If you're wishing damage upon an artist you don't like - I'd suggest not clicking upon a 'news' story with her name in it.

    I agree that you have to be careful what links or threads you click on as some may contain tongue in cheek humour :D
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I got a let off because she cancelled her plymouth gig because of her voice problems backalong. That was before i knew who she was. I suspect she is way too grand for plymuff pavilions now. Got the album for missus for christmas. So depressing i think she must be the love child of leonard cohen and joni mitchell...
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Adele gets what we deserve. Laryngitis.