what do you put on your bumhole
fat daddy
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I replaced the toilet roll yesterday and as I got a new one out the packet I noticed the blurb on the packaging, it read "enriched with Vitamin E"
Clearly, someone deems it necessary to put vitamin E on my bumhole.
but is it necessary ... I mean, I don't recall there currently being a product along the likes of Vitamin E bumhole cream. .. so is there a need for it ? ... and if so, up until now, how have people been getting enough vit E on their bumholes ?
I wonder if that cycling cream has vit E in it ?
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Who puts vit E on there bumholes, what does it do ... and is anything else worth putting on there ??
Clearly, someone deems it necessary to put vitamin E on my bumhole.
but is it necessary ... I mean, I don't recall there currently being a product along the likes of Vitamin E bumhole cream. .. so is there a need for it ? ... and if so, up until now, how have people been getting enough vit E on their bumholes ?
I wonder if that cycling cream has vit E in it ?
so
Who puts vit E on there bumholes, what does it do ... and is anything else worth putting on there ??
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Does in from The Sun have vitamin E in it?0
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no ..... but leafy green veg like Kale does ?0
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fat daddy wrote:I replaced the toilet roll yesterday and as I got a new one out the packet I noticed the blurb on the packaging, it read "enriched with Vitamin E"
and is anything else worth putting on there ??
Zinc.
I always thought that toilet paper was impregnated with it, because it's good at promoting healing, but I can't find anything about it being in bog-roll from a quick search. Zinc is used in quite a few skin care products (Sudocrem, and zinc and castor oil cream for example).
The reason I knew it was there (in paper) in the past is that one of the analytical machines I used to use showed up an amount of zinc which we couldn't account for. It was coming from the the tissue that was used to clean the sampling tip.
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nuts have zinc and vit E in them ... it would seem poking one up your bumhole might be beneficial0
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Tobasco sauce.0
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I once prescribed a wire brush and paraffin for someone who had been a particularly naughty boy with a local girl of very dubious morales.
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That was for his willy though, not his rectum.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
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Is that why doc leaves are good for cleaning up if caught short in an emergency whilst out in the wilderness?fat daddy wrote:no ..... but leafy green veg like Kale does ?0 -
Marketing blurb from packaging...
"Through its antioxidant properties, vitamin E can help fight the signs of aging and protect from sun damage"
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I managed to transfer tobasco to a girlfriends lady parts once. That was the end of festivities for that evening.Garry H wrote:Tobasco sauce.
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Wasabi.It contains fiber, protein and energy. In terms of minerals, it contains calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium and zinc, which are all natural and necessary elements in our balanced diet. It is rich in vitamin C, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, folate, vitamin A and vitamin B6. .0
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Capt Slog wrote:fat daddy wrote:I replaced the toilet roll yesterday and as I got a new one out the packet I noticed the blurb on the packaging, it read "enriched with Vitamin E"
and is anything else worth putting on there ??
Zinc.
I always thought that toilet paper was impregnated with it, because it's good at promoting healing, but I can't find anything about it being in bog-roll from a quick search. Zinc is used in quite a few skin care products (Sudocrem, and zinc and castor oil cream for example).
The reason I knew it was there (in paper) in the past is that one of the analytical machines I used to use showed up an amount of zinc which we couldn't account for. It was coming from the the tissue that was used to clean the sampling tip.
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fat daddy wrote:Alex99 wrote:It would stop your bum going rusty
there is already a product for this kind of thing ..... and prevention is surely better than bleaching !
Prevention is always better. I suggest this:
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Are you properly qualified? Wire brush and Dettol, sah! surely?Matthewfalle wrote:I once prescribed a wire brush and paraffin for someone who had been a particularly naughty boy0 -
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team47b wrote:vitamin E can help fight the signs of aging and protect from sun damage"
Two biggest concerns for an aris
Well apparantly the sun shines out of mine so I'll take note and substitute it for the KY jelly that I usually......no remember to delete that bit as these people should not know about our secret...take your pickelf on your holibobs....
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